1. Slam your hands on the table and yell, "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!! BEEF JERKY!!"

2. Only talk at a whisper for the whole night.

3. Hug their legs and don't let go.

4. Perform a very bad live concert while standing on the table.

5. Bother everyone with a veeeeery long description of pebbles.

6. Have a screaming contest with your imaginary friend.

7. Stay on your laptop and laugh obnoxiously the entire time.

8. Watch TV at the highest volume you can stand.