HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE!!! Time to annoy those annoying couples!
I know it's tomorrow but still you gotta be prepared!

1. Whenever a couple is dancing or together make a farting noise

2. When they're slow-dancing go between them and say, coming through!

3. When they're together make sure a friends with you and you both scream, YOURE GONNA GET COOTIES

4. Go up to every couple and say, she/he's cheating on you. Right in front of the other person

5. Follow the couple as much as possible

6. When they're having a private conversation go up to them and say, whatcha say?

7. Whenever they come into a room scream, AHHHH COOTIES, EVACUATE THE AREA!!! I REPEAT, EVACUATE THE AREA

8. Try to be a 'messenger' and when they talk about the other person report it

9. Have a Cupid bow and arrow and follow them (two times as funny if someone dresses as a love bug!)

10. Give them crappy advice. If they actually use it, they need help!