Sup peeps! Guess why I'm annoying Canadians today? I'm Canadian! I'm not kidding. Enjoy!

1. End every sentence with 'eh'

2. When you're spelling something use American grammar

3. When you see police ask them, where's the Mounties?

4. Call wood logs (I dunno, read it in Coma Abridged)

5. Make fun of BajanCanadian (if you do this you're mean)

6. Ask where K-Mart and Target is (they aren't in Canada anymore)

7. Scream WHERES ALL THE MAPLE LEAVES!!!

8. Tell everyone you meet that you hate bacon