Ep-4 Mothers Day
[Inspired by ThePandaRedd]
Barbara walks into the Manor sighing
Barbara: [Sigh] Manor sweet Manor, hey guys how was your mothers day?
Jason:....
Tim:....
Dick: hehe...hahahahaha!
Dick falls to the Floor laughing as everyone looks at Barbara with unimaginable horror
Barbara: ok, why is dick laughing?
Kara: What the f*ck gordon?!
[KARA KENT. A.K.A. SUPERGIRL. SUPERMAN'S COUSIN AND Y/N'S SUPER FRIEND]
Barbara: what did I do?!
Y/n: Jesus f*cking--Babs I love you but I gotta agree with Kara on this, what the f*ck!
Duke: hey guys, what did I miss?
Dick: B-Barbara--hahahahaha!
Duke: ok did dick get joker gassed--what's going on?
Jason: Barbara just came here with the confidence of Booster Gold in a speedo and asked us how our MOTHERS DAY went
Duke: what the F*ck Gordon?!
Barbara: I know superhero homelife isn't great but I didn't think I'd get this f*cking response!
Dick Continues laughing like a Maniac on the floor
Barbara: Okay, what the f*ck is going?!
Tim: Babs, my mothers f*cking dead
Dick: [still laughing like a Maniac] Same!
Kara: did you honestly forget that I come from the same planet AS SUPERMAN?
Barbara: [clicks tounge] fair point
Damian: My mother made me in a literal f*cking tube made for assassins
Y/n: this is also the same mother that didn't do sh*t for me when I was on the run from said f*cking assassins at THE AGE OF FOUR
Barbara: Yeah uh--speaking of which I need to call Harley for that, cause you seem to have A LOT of trauma for a fourteen year old boy
Y/n: so I've heard
Jason: my mom literally sold me to the f*cking Joker...then I fucked their mom
Damian: I'll cut you B*tch!
Y/n: Yeah to be fair as much as I hate the ungrateful B*tch I didn't need to hear that Jason
Duke: my mother's permanently Jokerized and actively trying to kill me
Barbara: W-well what about you alfred?
Alfred: Bitch I am old as fuck
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