I present to you the truth about how Grandma got run over by a reindeer. We know now the real culprit thanks to my detective skills.

~Tiger

*From Our Inbox*

Lightning you are plenty old enough to see mom and dad fighting. Or flailing at each other with empty words like a bunch of two year olds as we have a catfight XD

~Blaze

I do not FLAIL. I GRACEFULLY speak empty words

~Tiger

No I mean as we flap our hands at each other in a parody of two petty girls fightingIts basically flailing at that point

~Blaze

I have never once flapped my hands at another person, and I am appalled to be accused of it

~Tiger

Lies. Im there every time. You cant hide the truth Tiger!

~Blaze

Mommy, daddy, stop fighting D,: ~~L

No, maybe YOU'RE the one who flaps hands at people Blazechicken. And youre trying to take the attention off yourself! You probably do it all the time! You're a serial flailer!No WONDER you're a bad mother, you're always on the run! Is that why you run over grandmas?!?!

~Tiger

Dad, why are you typing ALL CAPS? Please don't divorce mom D; I'll be a lonely kid~In a lonely world~I'm too young to die!! ~~L

Im not a reindeer I have no idea why you keep saying that I run over grandmothers. I am very clearly a chicken

~Blaze

Wait a moment, I just realized something."Grandma got run over by a reindeer" is a christmas song about grandmas getting run over. Blazechicken has a history of running over grandmas. She's much more active during Christmas. Grandma has ma in it. Blazechicken is the "ma" of the group. A reindeer is an animal. A chicken is an animal. Blaze is a chicken. Blazechicken has e's, same as reindeer. Coincidence? I think not.Not only that, she has trouble setting up Christmas lights, while grandmas do not. Her jealousy made her run over grandma! Whoever grandma may happen to be.

You thought you got away with it Blazechicken

~Tiger

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There you have it! The truth! Blazechicken is a serial-grandma-runner-over!

These are dark days for all the grandmas in the world.

~Tiger

*UPDATE*

I have just received further evidence for Blazechickens involvement in grandma running over. See the letter below:

Dear Santapaws,

You know me as Blazechicken, the mother of WattyWarriors. I am writing this letter to you because I have received word that I am to receive coal in my stockings. Because you have forced my hand, I must take drastic measures.

At approximately 11pm, EST, I ran over Grandma. I have planted fake evidence that implicates you, and I will also try to blame Tiger even though he had nothing to do with it, AT ALL. 

Unless you promise to never send me coal, Grandmas around the world will suffer. Always setting up christmas lights without getting wrapped up and tangled, they deserve it anyways. You have until tomorrow night before I strike again.

Sincerely yours, 

Blazechicken

A.K.A. Serial-Grandma-Runner-Over

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Very chilling.

~Tiger