... and Blaze, Part 3!

Hello to all of the fans! I'm sorry for not being on recently and I'm very sorry for responding to pm's and conducting interviews late. I've been a little bit busy. That being said, my randomness has not been sated, and it demanded to be posted on here. So!

1. The things I/we write in group chat:

Dub a Scrub-Scrub .....

You could interpret that to mean that you are substituting the language in a TV show (dubbing) called Scrub-Scrub. You could also take it to mean that you are now calling (dubbing) something Scrub-Scrub. The wonders of language and grammar :) ~Blaze

I've had my account since 2010. (I'm OOOOOOLLLDDDD) ~Blaze

Impasse ~Blaze

Impasse the pass impassibly ~Tiger

Pass the impasse possibility pass ~Blaze

See, now that didn't make sense ~Tiger

That made perfect sense. I asked you to give me the passcard that allows for the posibility of impasses occurring. ~Blaze

Ah, I see. Well I don't have a pass that allows the impasse possibility to be passed, so we are at yet another impasse as a result of being impassibly passible with the pass to make impasses a possibility. ~Tiger

Oh, and just to clear it up with Tiger, I wasn't insulting your writing! I found this further down the pm's:

I didn't insult your writing, Tiger! I insulted your awesomeness. There is quite a difference. Your writing is excellent! However, you aren't quite as awesome as me. You need to be about 20% more cooler. #references!

~Blaze

2. The other thoughts that fill my mind (or that pop up during boring lessons at school)

Why don't humans work the way ants do? If a million of tiny little ants can team up and drag a human or human sized object around with ease, why don't humans, who should be infinitely stronger, team up to get stuff done?! No, we just go to war. Good job, homo sapiens!

Sarcasm is our self defense against morons. The only problem is that said morons think its serious- and get offended, therefore causing the sarcasm to become null and void.

Dogs are to wolves as humans are to gorillas according to science. It explains a lot XD

If an ambulance is rushing to get a person to the hospital and accidentally injures a person, do they stop to help or do they just keep going? I hope they stop; it'd be a really ironic hit and run.

3. Stuff from Whose Line is it Anyway that I loved:

Colin Mochrie: [Weird Newscasters] Today, well-known mob hitman Johnny Two-Shoes admitted that he was once hired to kill a cow in a rice field using only two small porcelain figurines. Police reports indicate that this is the only known incident of a Knick-Knack Paddy Whack.

Colin Mochrie: Welcome to the 6 o' clock news. I'm Thor, but not complaining.

Drew Carey: Welcome to 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?', the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like the nutrition facts on a Happy Meal.

Drew Carey: Welcome to 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?', the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like the plot in 'Mission: Impossible 2'.

I had plenty more to add, but some were a bit innapropriate and others I just couldn't find. Comment on anything you find funny, and if you don't know the TV show Whose Line is it Anyway, I'll tell you all about it!

~Blaze