Yes it's been a while! Blame it on school stretching myself thin, yadda yadda. It's here now! Enjoy the next section of the Advertisements, the ThunderClan ad!

~Blaze

I added a few things because this was actually funny XD

~~Lightning

Hey, you! Yeah, you. Come here! I want to tell you about this awesome Clan that you can join!

Ah, ThunderClan! The best, most awesomest, most reliable and good and wonderful Clan in the entire forest!

I've got a few awesome reasons why ThunderClan is awesome, and why you, little inept kittypet, and you, evilly evil ShadowClan cat, should go join them! Not that they need more members in their Clan---they're so large they must have destroyed the prey population in the forest already. But ah well! StarClan will forgive them, and the Forest shall magically refill with prey so everything is fine.

Benefits of being in ThunderClan:

A. You are in ThunderClan. 'Nuff said

B. ThunderClan is awesome

C. ThunderClan gets all the interesting prophecies

D. ThunderClan cat stick their nose into everyone's business and "fix" everything. And get rewarded for it.

E. ThunderClan is awesome

F. ThunderClan cats get all the territory. And the cats.

G. It's like Gryffindor---awesome.

H. They are surprisingly accepting of kittypets and rogues. Surprising, because wow they can be racist either way

I. ThunderClan is awesome

J. You get a 20% bonus when moving in the undergrowth. Also a 10% stealth advantage! (#gaming!)

K. They win every battle. EVERY BATTLE (Unless of course it is crucial to the plot to lose. In that case, they get like one injury and retreat. Either way, still awesome!)

L. They aren't ShadowClan (i.e. ThunderClan is sociable, likeable, and apparently they smell nice).

M. They always have enough prey in leafbare, unless of course the plot calls for dead prey and stuff

N. ThunderClan is awesome

O. Upon death, there's a guarantee for StarClan entry!

P. You have a very good chance of becoming Leader of the Clan even if you aren't Clanborn

Q. ThunderClan is awesome

Side Affects May Include:

A. Being a Prophecy cat

B. Thinking that you know everything, but you really don't.

C. Thinking you own everything, but really you don't.

D. Everyone might think they're better than you.

E. If not, they'll be too nice. It sometimes irks others about how nice they can be.

F. Everyone is a good guy. If there's a bad guy, that will be taken care of.

G. If you die, you might get reincarnated in the future.

H. If you die, your name will be forever praised and even the other Clans will love and respect you

******(We are not liable and cannot be sued if every other cat hates you for being ThunderClan. Anything you say against us is negligible and we might even sue you just because we can!)****

So yes, please join our Clan!