Tigerheart -

Dustpelt is a scrub

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TIGER YOUR FACE IS A SCRUB :P NYAH

~Blaze

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Tigerheart -

Doctor Medicine Cat Yellowfang: Dustpelt, I'm afraid we have some bad news.
*Dustpelt takes deep breath*
Doctor Medicine Cat Yellowfang: The test results came back positive. You are indeed a scrub.
Dustpelt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIGERHEART WAS RIGHT EVEN THOUGH I DONT KNOW WHO, WHAT OR WHERE THIS TIGERHEART IS WHERE DID I GO WRONG.
Doctor Medicine Cat Yellowfang: I believe you went wrong when you started acting like a scrub. There is no cure.

Dustpelt then lived out the rest of his life in scrubbiness

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Excuse me, Doctor Med cat Yellowfang, can you give me your definition of being a scrub? I'm not entirely convinced of your doctorate, by the way.
*holds up piece of paper with a pawprint and a ribbon*
No, not really convinced...

~Blaze

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What happened in a few hours
-Shadow

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END OF CONVO

you will all understand why this came about in a few days
-Shadow

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Tiger's Recent Response: A background on Doctor Medicine Cat Yellowfang:

Doctor Medicine Cat Yellowfang grew up in Miami, Florida. After spending her high school years slacking like a natural Floridian, she moved up north to attend Harvard College and earn a doctorate degree in veterinary medicine. She fell in with a bad crowd known as "Shadowclan", who prided themselves on being, qoute on quote,: "jerkfaces". After several years of gang related activity, Yellowfang faked her death to escape "that life" and returned to school. Here, she met the "Thunderclan" group, who helped her finish her degree and graduate. To this day, she remains a valued member of the group, serving as a shining example that just because you hang with jerkfaces, doesn't mean you are a jerkface.

The end.There's her qualifications BLAZE. Serves you right for questioning her

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Tiger you forgot to add the most recent part!

*my face appears on a camera and I began to speak* Doctor Medicine Cat Yellowfang was recently diagnosed with 'scrub'. She doesn't have much time left, and is currently trying desperately to find a cure. She hasn't yet succeeded, and is dying as this is written. Photos of her have blurry quality, as the photographer runs when they see her scrubbiness. It is a sad, sad thing. Scrubbiness is spreading faster than any other disease and it strikes when you start acting like a scrub. The first diagnose of this disease is when you began to say 'Waffle iron'. There seems to be no cure though. Yellowfang is currently in the scrubby asylum. Listen to me. I don't have much time. *camera falls to one side and everything goes blurry* DONT GO TO THE SCRUBBY ASYLUM! DONT EVER OR ELSE - *camera goes black and you can hear screams and then nothing*

-Shadow

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In that case, Tiger, we are over. You are a scrub and I don't want your scrubbiness

~~Lightning