1. Is Bacon a fruit?

Bacon is not a fruit. Bacon is a king. And we are all his subjects.

2. Is Blaze as crazy as she seems?

Are YOU as crazy as YOU seem?

The answer is yes.

3. Is Shadow the Tiger or are you?

Shadow wishes she could be the Tiger, but we already decided that I was the Tiger and that was that. We now call her Not Tiger. Spread the word.

4. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

None, because they have no upper-body strength

5. Who's the brains of WattyWarriors?

Trick question, we're all the brawn. *Muscle emoji*

6. Is WattyWarriors part of the Illuminati?

Uh, no. The Illuminati is part of WattyWarriors. Those posers wish they were in charge.

7. Where is Fire?

Fire is on a secret mission in Egypt looking for the lost City of Atlantis. Yes, Atlantis isn't in the ocean, it's in the desert. How do we know this? Because its common sense people.

8. Is Lightning a superhero?

Lets just say I never see her on the profile when the bat symbol is flashing somewhere. Take that as you will.

9. What crime is each admin likely to commit?

Fire- Arson. Specifically burning down other admins houses.

Blaze- Beating up the other admins because she feel's like it. *Shudder*

Shadow- Trying to steal someones identity. You can't be Tiger Shadow!

Lightning- Striking someone in the head, pretending she's actual Lightning

Me- I would never commit a crime because I am a model citizen. *cough cough yeah sure ~admins*

10. Do the admins get benefits?

All admins have the choice between a 401K plan, health insurance, a yearly salary of 10 million dollars and a one-time only coupon for a free donut at the grocery store.

All of us wanted the donut.

It was delicious.

Don't judge us.

11. What are the requirements for being an admin?

We only take the best, no exceptions!!!!

So basically anyone. But we're not taking on new one's right now. Blaze would just beat them up :(

12. How do you pick Warriors of the Week?

I honestly have no idea actually. I'd like to say we dive into a boiling volcano and pick a name from a solid gold goblet in the lava, but I think we all know thats crazy.

Or is it? Ask Shadow. Sorry, I mean Not Tiger.

13. Should we eat our vegetables?

Yes, but only because they're planning a revolution and need to be stopped. Do you want to live in a world ruled by broccoli people? Yeah, neither do I.

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Sooooooo no one has ever asked me this questions, but I was bored and decided to make my own! These are examples. Now, if any of you have questions of this variety, feel free to leave a comment and perhaps they shall be answered! Sarcastically I might add.

Also, watch out for the vegetables. They're rebels.

-Tiger