1. @EeveesandCheesecakes

Have you ever tangoed with a ruler while on a tightrope which is made out of sharpies? And have you ever thought of drawing on Shadow's face with a sharpie?

It you mean ruler as in the measuring tool, then yes. It had terrible form. The tightrope wasn't made of sharpies though, it was made of sharks. On another note, sharks make terrible dancers too. All they do is flop around.

As for drawing on Shadows face with a sharpie, I've already drawn a fancy rich guy mustache and a monocle, but she hasn't noticed yet.

2. Are you disappointed no one asked you any more questions?

Very. You guys let me down. I am very disappointed.

3. Are you coming up with more of your own?

Yes. Yes I am.

4. Did Fire discover Atlantis in Egypt?

She did. And then, when we all bought tickets to see it, she burned it to the ground!

5. Is Fire going on another adventure?

No, Fire is on probation for burning Atlantis to the ground so the other admins couldn't see it.

6. Is Lightning secretly a vegetable sympathizer?

This is all very confidential. But Lightning has been seen co-operating with the general of the tomato army, Tamoto. She has been doing this for months. Months!

7. Are unicorns real?

Have you been talking to Blaze again? NO! Unicorns are just horses with fake, plastic horns taped to their heads.

8. @Icepelt

Do you like cheetos?

Cheetos are traitors, who abandoned their chip brethren for the cheese empire. They are not be trusted.

9. Are you really greedy when it comes to food?

Only if its bacon. But the bacon king doesn't like it when I eat his minions, so I have to keep it on the down low.

10. Did Blaze really run over Lightnings mother?

Oh yes, it was very traumatizing. Lightning threatened to kick Blaze back onto the streets though, so I cant necessarily blame her.

11. What would you do if the internet never existed?

Invent the internet.

12. If a genie gave you three wishes, what would you wish for?

1. Bacon

2. More Bacon

3. Shadow to stop stealing my name

13. If you became president, what would be the first thing you do?

Create National Bacon Day. On this day, everyone must dress up in a bacon suit and eat nothing but bacon. Bacon toast, bacon salad, bacon milk, etc.

14. Whats the best thing you've ever won?

The love of my admins :')

Just kidding, it was 200 bucks.

15. What is something that makes you smile?

Bacon. Lots of bacon.

16. What do you do for fun?

Make the other admins fight in an arena for my enjoyment. (Shadow always cheats.)

17. If you knew you couldn't fail, what would you do?

Try to fail.

18. What do you carry in your wallet?

A smaller wallet.

19. Whats better: Having high expectations or low expectations?

Trick question, have no expectations.

20. What are some things you shouldn't say during a job interview?

"Wait, this is a job interview?"

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Sooo I actually got a good chunk of these from a random question generator! It wasn't that good, but I did my best :(

~Tiger