So people asked three questions, and I shall answer!

BRING IT ON!

~Blazey

1. Am I a man dreaming I am a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming I am a man? From NinigatorGirl

That depends on what universe you are on and what you belive in. I, for instance, am a human dreaming that I am a butterfly because I wake up a man. Of course, that could be my real life and this "human" shtick is just a horrible dream that I, the pretty traumatized butterfly, am having. I'm going to take the Harry Potter route and say that a circle has no end and no beginning, so this question is obsolete :)

The other way this question goes, I don't have the answer to. Are you dreaming that you are a butterfly? NinigatorGirl, I don't know. You should see your psychiatrist about it :p I am not as all-seeing as I'd like to believe.

2. Blaze, have you battled piranhas on a tightrope over the Atlantic? From Tigershadow24_TC

I certainly have! The tightrope was so huge that I actually disrupted the path of almost 300 fishing and transportation boats and tripped up the flight path of 20 flocks of birds. It was a fierce fight with I, armed only with cleats, a rubber glove, and some sticky tape managed to obliterate each piranha before they could consume me.

My only question is where the piranhas were coming from. They appeared out of thin air and were flopping at me as if they were coming to and from water, but they were coming out of thin air.

Also, I don't remember becoming a trapeze artist. That rope was really small, but I still defeated those flesh eating fish. I don't know how, but Go Me!

3. How good are you at stealing other peoples ideas!?!?!?! From Tiger

Very good! As you can see, I have slipped on this mask of a Siberian Tiger and will now walk around with it, pretending to be Tiger.

In all seriousness, it really isn't that hard XD. Adopt their personalities, style of writing, and the way they sign (see Tiger, when you tried, you signed my name wrong and that gave it away!) and then you are good to go! The government is really bad at catching people who do this, so I'm sure that I will have some luck XD

The nonsense mutterings of my mind:

Clouds are usually puffy and fun to walk on, but if you fly through them you get wet.

Raiders in any game shoot worse than Stormtroopers, yet they can always somehow get the kill in.

The main character generally has a secret Hero Complex even if they like to be the big baddie of the series.

Any main character is justifiably the Mary Sue of the series, but its usually covered with a lot of drama and obsessive love from the fans.

Sometimes watching baseball makes me want to hit a wall. Hard. Playing it sometimes makes me feel that way too.

Running hurts. Dolphins have the right idea with the swimming thing.

In Once Upon A Time, if you kill things to get a blacker heart, do animals count? The amount of mosquitoes that I have destroyed must have painted my heart obsidian by now... And what about impure thoughts? Thinking about killing a person makes you bad too, right?

Why do some plants grow underground and others above ground? What made the first trees think hey, you know what? I like the sky today. Lemme see if I can get up there.... *grows slowly over its lifetime* Nope! Didn't make it. But wow, you carrots look like tiny orange ants from here!

I'm surprised that the Warrior cats in the Clans haven't completely eaten the wild mouse, rabbit, and small bird population of England and the UK. The amount of food that they eat every day is surely high enough to have gotten through all the wild prey living on their territories.... That sounds like an awesome series, actually XD The Clans must move because they ATE EVERYTHING.

I totally call dibs on the afrementioned story idea. The Clan that ATE EVERYTHING. Definitely writing that....

Please comment on anything I just said. I'll happily reply. And more questions, people! Tiger and I are starting to go bonkers here!

Mucho Love :)

@Blazestorm