So it's a normal night and I need to waste an hour of my time so I login to CrazystarThunderClan. So I get on and instantly this box pops up, okay? And it says: "Click here to view Tigerheart's secret message." So I'm like SINCE WHEN DID WE HAVE SECRET MESSAGES?! WHAT IT THIS SOME CONFIDENTIAL WEBSITE WHERE WE TYPE IN CODE AND TALK ABOUT DEEP DARK GOVERNMENT SECRETS?! IM NOT A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL, as much as I wish I was. But, being the idiot I am, I clicked view now. My screen just goes dark for a moment. Just as I'm about to start panicking and to decide that a zombie apocalypse is happening, this bloodcurdling scream comes from the computer. I fall out of my chair, faceplant on my desk, and manage to kick myself in the head somehow. I about had a heart attack. There's blood oozing from my nose and it's smeared onto my keyboard. I'm like WTF.

I look on the screen...and there's a kitten playing with a raccoon. The music I hear coming from the computer sounds like something you hear out of a little kid's toy. Then a toddler appears on the screen doing a jigsaw puzzle. I don't know what happened(TIGERHEART DID YOU HACK INTO MY COMPUTER?!) to this moment but I have some suspicions *glares at Tigerheart*

So it was the same for like 10 minutes on the screen. I pulled out my iPad and started typing this. I got on WattyWarriors because now I'm scared to get on my account. I'm scared that next time I will have a pink rabbit invade my screen and then a dragon come and eat it. Hey, it COULD happen, you never know. I glanced at the toddler one more time so that I could be more descriptive. He was smiling and you could see his teeth...suddenly, he melted into the shape of a great white shark with its mouth wide open. Jaws music started playing. (It said at the top of the screen in big white letters, "YES I DID STEAL YOUR POPCORN.") I got so freaked out I unplugged the machine and ran to my bedroom and buried my face in my pillow.

Tigerheart is a hacker. My grandma plays paintball on Sundays and she likes to go to slip-n-slide parties with other old ladies in bikinis.

Comment? Yes? No? Cloudtail's toe? Has anyone else had similar experiences? WE WILL PROVE THAT TIGERHEART IS A HACKER

PS. Why is this in a warriors magazine? It has nothing to do with kitties meow meow meow meow meow