I didn't have a place to stay in this realm. Frankly Thor had left out how to get out of a unknown realm. I may be the master of magic and mischief but getting my way out of this realm is beyond my own understanding and power. I came to stop seeing green signs reading 'Fan Fiction, Action'. The Fan Fiction points the other direction as in right. The action one points to the left.

Fan Fiction.

"Sounds familiar," I said.

I recalled the fanfic the man out of time had shown me.

Wait a second there; fan fiction has it's own street?

I take out the glass hoping it was a map in reality for this realm.

I tap on the middle.

"Welcome to the guide, I_Am_Loki." The female voice greets me.

"Where am I?" I ask.

"You're in The Cafe state." The female voice said.

"The Cafe state?" I repeat, raising a brow.

"The cafe has streets relating to different fan clubs in different categories," The female voice said. "If you would like to visit a other state then please consider what is your favorite thing to read."

I didn't need to hesitate about it.

"Fan Fiction." I said.

"Hold on." The female voice said.

What I knew next is that I am in a different part of Wattpadheim. There are buildings in various designs, men running around in trench coats doing outrageously silly things, and a group of boys standing around in circle-five in all-singing their hearts out. I made my way to the first house on the left then entered it.

What I saw is a already prepared welcome message.

"Hello, welcome to the Fan Fiction state!" Went the message. "Please make sure to make a reservation with your story every week here so people can be picky and browse the rooms of your advertising. Every week a Ambassador will clean the walls and put away the advertising for all the rooms so that means one advertising room per week."

I went right out of the room.

What a bunch of silliness.

I saw other people run in holding various items.

Then I saw ME run in.

As soon as this second me came right out I took them to the side.

"Who are you?" I ask.

The 2nd me raises their brows.

"Uh," 2nd me said. "You didn't read my username."

"User-what?" I ask.

"Username," 2nd me said. "Come on, you new to Wattpad or something?"

"Wattpadheim." I said.

The 2nd me blinks for awhile as though thinking about it.

"Okay, my username is SpikyKnight. But...." She taps on the blue button on her metal armor with a gleeful smile. "You can call me Ivy." She raises her brows seeing my appearance. "Wowzers," Her jaw drops. "You have a gorgeous Loki avatar. Where did you get that?"

"From myself." I said.

"You drew the picture yourself?" SpikyKnight asks, blinking.

"No," I said. "I am Loki."

"Your username is I_Am_Loki." SpikyKnight said. She held her hand out holding a clipboard in her other arm. I see a blue star on her collar with a white 'a' in the middle. "Welcome to Wattpad!"

Politely I had to shake her hand.

"My name is Loki." I said.

"I know someone who's nickname is Loki," SpikyKnight babbles. "Maybe two or more." She glances over towards the other buildings. Then she licks her lips eying at the buildings. I see duplicates of her go into various houses. "Ahh, much better."

I step back, creeped out, staring at the unusual person.

"How did you do that?" I ask.

"Uh...what?" SpikyKnight said.

"You made more of yourselves." I said.

"Oh, I am just good at checking the threads." SpikyKnight said.

She looks over her shoulder then gasps and runs off. Before my eyes I witness one of the boys turn into a Hispanic man holding a cat in his arms. SpikyKnight turn into the boy and does crazy acts with the boys.Spikyknight came back out of the group back in her calmly composed version of myself.

"What does your username mean?" I ask, playing on the 'username' thing.

SpikyKnight smiles.

"This is a sexy helmet," SpikyKnight said.

I stare at the helmet on her head.

My helmet.

"My helmet is sexy?" I said, in disbelief.

SpikyKnight laughs.

"No," SpikyKnight said. "It means a transfan who looks like a knight with a spiky helmet." I stare at SpikyKnight for awhile. "Transfan doesn't stand for fans of transgender people if you're thinking that. It means fans of Transformers."

"...Transformers?" I ask.

SpikyKnight nods, grinning.

"Yes!" SpikyKnight said. "Those."

"Does this 'Transformers' involve Optimus Prime?" I ask.

"Primus yes!" SpikyKnight said.

"Oh," I said. "Tony Stark still has his old science project at the tower. The one he calls 'Optimus Prime'."

SpikyKnight's eyes widen then they returned to their usual size and a smile grew on her face.

"You read the meme." SpikyKnight said.

"...Pardon me?" I said.

"The Tony Stark and Optimus Prime meme." SpikyKnight said.

"I am sorry but I am not familiar to that." I said.

SpikyKnight brings in an image and there I see a billboard featuring Tony Stark with a couple of paragraphs going on about what he did. It talked about his old science fair project. Tony Stark is very full of himself is all I can say. I figured Tony Stark is so full of himself he made this exact billboard then mailed it off to Wattpadheim.

"How amusing," I said, rubbing my chin.

"Gorgeous avatar, by the way." SpikyKnight said.

"Again," I said. "It is me. This is how I look every day."

SpikyKnight looks up towards the sky.

"Ah crap," SpikyKnight then looks back towards me. "I gotta go, Loki, see you after school?"

"...School?" I said.

"Yeah,school." SpikyKnight said.

"I probably won't see you then." I said.

SpikyKnight grins.

Is that really how creepy I grin?

"See ya later!" SpikyKnight said, and then she stops moving.

I look around her, tap her nose, tap on her badge, and try changing her into a cat. Surprisingly I could not do the same to her. I turn away confused how my powers are not working. I am the god of magic and tricky why can I not pull a trick on her?

I walk away.

I take out the glass and tap on it.

"Hello, I_Am_Loki." The female voice greets me.

"What does one do in Wattpadheim?" I ask.

"Create stories, engage in the community and discover new stories in the states." The female voice said.

"Create stories?" I ask.

"Teleporting you to create." The female voice said.

Here I am transported to a quite white room with words on the wall organized in perfect order.

I open the books, without any inspiration, and start reading.

I lean forwards getting intrigued into the book.

Eighteen chapters later it was done.

I realized then I had been reading a fanfiction about me.

"I can make a story end better than this!" I said, shutting the book determinedly. I pick up a head set from the counter then put it on my head. I put the little black microphone close to my mouth. "It was a dull, boring, and extremely bright day for Joline..."

The letters flew to the screen all to my command.