When can't sleep:

(My head) WOOO COME ON SHAKE YOUR BODY BABY DO THE CONGA

(Me) shut the hell up you bloody idiot

(My head) I want French fries

(Me) *eats melatonin gummies* will that calm u down, ya bastard

(My head) *4 hours later* IM TIRED BUT IM NOT TIRED

(Me) I swear to god if you don't shut the hell up I'll slit my wrists and we'll both die
Piss off

(My head) give me water NOW PEASANT

(Me) *gets water, drinks it* NOW GO TO BED YOU FUCKING POPTARD

(My head) *3 hours later* Imma go to sleep now

(Me) it's 8 am

(My head) NO ITS NIGHTTIME FOR ME SHUT THE HELL UP

(Me) *face palms*