One time in kindergarten I walked out of the bathroom and the whole class was lined up in front of the class door, and my pants fell down in front of ALL of them

Once in fifth grade I dated a guy for 12 hours and dumped him because I'm too awkward and don't deserve relationships

Oh and I thought this guy was cute at my school and we were in home ec. And he was in a different kitchen than my group, and he came over and helped me for NO reason when I was taking something out of the oven

DEAR GOD HES CUTE

oh and another time in kindergarten I had a boy best friend and we had this weird thing where we would just say 'sticker' to each other for no reason up until second grade and then he became a jerk and he used to be so nice I wish he was still my friend