This is a kind of stupid story I wrote in Creative Writing..... Just bare with me, okay? :/

The Three, Modern, Little Pigs

ChloeCGS

 The three little pigs decided to leave their mummy and daddy to study abroad. They first wanted to discover where they wanted to go to study. They traveled all over the world on JetBlue airlines visiting Europe, Africa, Australia, and South America. The three pigs made friends everywhere they went. People helped the three foreigner pigs wherever they went.

As the summer began to end and people started to prepare to go back to school and work, the pigs realized it was time for them to get to studying as well. Besides, if everyone was always in work and school, why bother traveling still? They needed to settle. They stopped searching and enrolled in Alaska Pacific University. They split off to look for homes to stay in because they didn't want to stay in the dorm because they heard bad rumors about them.

The first, and lazy, pig decided to take the cheapest way out of things and found an abandoned, broken down cottage on the edge of the woods. The second pig hired a few nearby residents to build him a log cabin, it might have costed him, but it was worth it. The third, and wisest, little pig gathered all of his savings and bought an apartment on the top floor of a brick apartment building in a nearby town. He had heard about a homeless and hungry wolf that wandered around at night in the town, so it was better safe than sorry. He assumed his brothers hadn't heard of this.

He dialed the two other pigs. "Hello?" They asked together in pig latin.

"You should know that there is a lone wolf roaming the town. I've heard that he is hungry, so be careful, got it?" He then hung up to be careful not to waste minutes and data on his new iPhone 7.

At the cottage, the lazy pig glanced out his window. In the distance he could see a phantom silhouette. He quickly realized it wasn't a phantom but in fact the wolf that was terrorizing the town with his hunger. In fear, he first took a picture of it for Instagram and fled the cottage to run to the wooden cabin at the edge of the woods. At this time the wolf had entered the little pigs cottage in search for food.

As he burst into the cabin, the pig's brother jumped in surprised. The pig had been resting in a sofa chair by a small fire while snapchatting the other animals he had met on his travels.

"WOLF... COMING.... COTTAGE.... HELP.... RUN!" The lazy pig said in between gasps of air. "Wow... I really need to start exercising more often."

"Come now, I'm sure we are safe here." Just as the second pig said that, a howl was heard from not far into the woods. "On second thought, let's go."

The two brothers ran as fast as possible to their wise brother's apartment on the top floor. They got into the apartment just in time before the wolf could catch them. Their brother had been watching YouTube and was startled as they came in.

"What's wrong?" He asked in confusion.

"LET ME IN! I AM STARVING!" A low voice growled from outside the door.

"HE'S HERE!" The first two pigs squealed.

"Who's here?" The wise brother asked.

"THE WOLF!"

The pigs couldn't understand the wolf's words because they weren't fluent in canine. The third pig turned on his phone and opened up Google Translate. He then set it to translate from Pig-Latin to Wolf-Latin.

The phone spoke the wolf's language, saying in a robotic voice, "Please don't eat us! We have food if you would like some, just not us."

The lazy pig quickly shoved a cheeto through the mail slot to convey their message better. Sound ceased from the other side of the large door. They each shoved a few more cheetos through the small slot. Loud crunching could be heard. They grinned at each other. The wise pig placed his hoof onto the door handle making his brothers gasp in fright and shock, diving behind the couch. He unlocked the door. The wolf stood there with orange dust covering his face and paws.

The pig gestured for the wolf to wait a moment. He ran to the kitchen and grabbed a tub full of fish from the cold refrigerator. He quickly got back to the door and gave it to the wolf. They smiled at each other. The other pigs cautiously made their way to the door as well.

"Let's take a group picture!" The second brother said.

They all nodded in agreement as the pig whipped out his phone and opened Twitter. They positioned themselves in front of his extended hand to get into the camera shot. The wolf lifted up the fish into the view of the camera.

Once the picture was taken, the wolf left the three little pigs alone.

"How did you know that would work?!" The lazy pig exclaimed to his brother.

"I didn't. Besides, those fish have poison running through their veins. He'll be dead or badly wounded soon enough. He won't bother us ever again."

The three brothers cheered and high-hooved while somewhere off in the distance a wolf's throat was burning like a fire from the fish he was eating.

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I know... Horrid.... You have my condolences.