Okay, so I'm listening to comedy stuff on the radio right now, and of course, people are dying laughing. And I'm thinking, "What the heck, I do comedic shit like this all the time and no one laughs." but then again, the people in the audience are in a pub right now. (I know where this is being brodcasted, yes) So I'm guessing a lot of the people in the audience have been drinking.

...so I was thinkin'. All of you adults out there that are of legal drinking age, loosen up a bit for meh, alright? ;)

What?! Drunk reading is much safer than drunk driving!

And if ya STILL don't laugh and vote, well I guess you're either a tough crowd or I'm a horrible comedian. -_-