Ah yes...it's a beautiful day outside, and you decide, "I'm going to publish this new book of mine on Wattpad." with a smile planted on your innocent little face...

And the fact that the thought of people actually liking it crossed your mind just shows how sad of an author some of us are.

🎶Aver~age author, I know the road looks tough ahead. The readers want wolves (???), the authors want you to...go away? Can't you just leave us alone? And also no to all of the things you asked for.🎶 (--a parody of Bo Burnham's song Straight White Male)