The Wattpad Filipino Block Party 2021

THESIS IT!

By: Hanjhanjbeybe

ONE

Theo
Ang mga modules ay
gawa-gawa lamang ng
mga illumunati.

Hero
Si Theo ay kampon ng
mga illuminati.

Theo
Si Hero ay ang mismong
illuminati.

Theo changed Hero's nickname to Herominati

Hero changed Theo's nickname to Illuminatheo

Michelle
Ano ba?! Umayos na
nga kayo! Hindi tayo
makakausad sa thesis
kung puro kayo
kalokohan!

Rommer changed the group name to Parokya ni Michelle.

Michelle
Wow @Rommer! Minsan ka na
nga lang magparamdam
dito sa gc, ganyan pa
ambag mo!

Lykamae
Mga bruha! Makinig naman
kayo kay President!
Pagod na pagod na siya!
President na sa class
tapos leader pa ng group
natin!

Andrea
OMG! Paano kapag
bumagsak tayo sa research?!
Hindi tayo maka-graduate?
Masira buhay natin?
Maging palaboy tayo?

Herominati
Ang OA ampotchi!

Michelle
Umayos na nga kayo!

Hanj
Hello. Tara kain
pancit canton.

Michelle
Aaaaarrrggghhhh!!!!

Michelle Carmen left the group.

TWO

Theo
Pst!

Michelle
Huwag mo kong
sutsutan, hindi ako
aso!

Theo
Edi meow na lang

Michelle
Go away!

Theo
Hindi pa nga kita
tinatanong ng "Do you
wanna build a snowman?"
Nasabihan mo na agad
ako ng "go away" 😢

Michelle
Leave me alone!

Theo
Ms. President, leader,
Mich...sorry na.
Sorry kung puro na
lang kami lagi kalokohan.
Balik ka na sa gc,
promise aayusin na namin.
Hindi na namin uulitin.

Michelle
...

Theo
Mich, kanina ka pa
typing. Talambuhay ba ni
Rizal 'yang tina-type mo?

Michelle
Tse! Na-amaze lang
kasi ako kaya hindi ko
alam sasabihin ko.

Theo
Na-amaze saan?

Michelle
You did the three steps
of apologizing.
1. Saying sorry
2. Admitting your own
mistakes
3. Promise not to
do it again
To think na lalaki ka pa?
You're a rare species.

Theo
Apology knows no gender.
You'll apologize because
you committed a mistake,
not because you're a man
or a woman.

Michelle
Wow. Humayo ka't
magpakarami.

Theo
Mich...willing ka bang
maging partner ko sa
pagpaparami?

Michelle
Inamoka!

THREE

Herominati
Welcome back to the
gc, Ms. President!
*sabog confetti*

Lykamae
Ikaw ang best leader sa
lahat, Ms. President!
Leader Mich lang
sakalam!

Andrea
Buti na lang bumalik
ka na, leader! Kung hindi
baka hindi na ko
naka-graduate!

Hanj
Tara shanghai.

Rommer set the group emoji to 🥳

Illuminatheo
O, ano? Simulan na
ulit natin thesis natin.
Sinisimulan na namin
ni Hero ang RRL.

Andrea
Nagawa ko na rin
Introduction kagabi.
Paki-check na lang
leader kung tama ba
gramming ko huhu

Lykamae
Mga bruha! Gawa akong
Zoom meeting para
makagawa na rin tayo
ng methodology!

Herominati
Suuuuure!
Go team!

Rommer set the emoji to ❤️

FOUR

Michelle
Hey. Thank you ha?
Nag-backread ako kanina
sa gc. I read how you
somehow lead the
group when I left the
gc. Thank you sa
initiative.

Theo
Maliit na bagay 😎
Pero seryoso, sorry talaga
sa inasal namin.
Don't worry.
Aayusin na talaga
namin. We'll make sure na
hindi mapapahamak
ang class standing mo
because of us.

Michelle
Would like to apologize
din honestly kasi I
know you're just
trying to lighten
the mood. Alam kong
lahat hirap ngayong
quarantine.

Theo
Kaya nga, eh. Daming
unstable ngayon.
Sana mawala na 'tong
virus na' to.

Michelle
Wait. Family of doctors
kayo 'di ba? How are they?

Theo
Ayun. Halos hindi
na umuuwi sina
Mommy and Daddy.
Kahit si Kuya Storm,
asawa ni Ate Sab
halos tumira na rin sa
hospital. May mga bata
kasi silang anak kaya
hindi basta-basta umuuwi.

Michelle
Super salute sa mga
frontliners 🥺
Kaya dream ko rin
talagang maging doctor.

Theo
At tutuparin natin
'yang dream mo.
We' ll work hard sa
thesis para maging best
in thesis tayo.
Dagdag sa credentials
mo once you enter
Med school 😊

Michelle
Huhu thank youuuu!
Ikaw? Wala ka bang
planong pumasok ng
Med school?

Theo
Plano kong pumasok
ng CR. Teka, Mich.
Natatae ako.

FIVE

Theo
Mich...okay ka lang?

Michelle
Uhmm yeah.
Medyo sumasakit
lang ulo ko.
Sorry hindi ako
maka-reply agad sa gc.

Theo
Hala okay lang.
Maybe you need to
take a rest first.
Ginawa na natin ang
best natin para matapos
ang thesis. Deserve
nating magpahinga,
lalo ka na.

Michelle
Thank you talaga, Theo.
Within those months na
ginagawa natin ang
thesis, your effort won't
go unnoticed. I couldn't
thank you enough.

Theo
Kalmahan mo lang, Mich
Ako lang 'to 😏

Michelle
Hahaha! Ikaw talaga!

Theo
Well...

Michelle
What?

Theo
Uhmm...
Can I ask you something?

Michelle
Hmm...
Sure...
Anything...

Theo
...

Michelle
Kanina ka pa typing.
Talambuhay din ba ni
Rizal tina-type mo? 😏

Theo
HAHAHAHAHA!
Well, uhm...
Ano...kasi...

Theo
Mich... still there?

Theo
Bakit hindi ka na nag-reply?

SIX

Theo
Kuya, diyan daw
dinala leader namin
sa thesis, si Michelle
Carmen! Ka-edad ko
lang 'yon, Kuya.
Nawalan daw ng malay
sabi ng kapatid niya!
Ayaw lang po ako
papuntahin ng hospital
nina Daddy kaya hindi ko
siya mabisita. Kumusta na
siya, Kuya?

Storm
Naka-admit ba?

Theo
Hindi ko po alam, Kuya.
Sabi lang ng kapatid niya
dinala sa ER.

Storm
Sige, ipapatanong ko
sa secretary ko.
May patient lang ako
dito sa clinic.

Theo
Thank you, Kuya!
The best ka talaga!

Storm
Hehe.

...

Storm
Okay na raw siya.
Makakauwi na rin
ngayong araw.
May electrolyte imbalance
kaya nawalan ng malay.
Pinapagod mo ata, eh.

Theo
Hala Kuya ang bastos!
Anong pinapagod ka diyan?

Storm
Ha? Bakit bastos?
Baka napapagod
dahil sa thesis.
Ano bastos dun?

Theo
Hay nako Kuya, wala.
Thank you ulit.
Buti na lang okay na siya.

Storm
Crush mo 'yon?

Theo
Hala, Kuya! Hindi, ah!

Storm
Hehe. Wala naman masama
magka-crush basta malinis
ang intention mo.

Theo
Kuya...gusto ko siya
i-pursue. Kaya lang
nahihiya ako.

Storm
Mahiyain din ako noon, eh.
Kaya lang dumating
Ate mo, hindi ko alam ano
nangyari.

Theo
Hahaha! Sumbong kita!

Storm
Okay lang naman i-pursue,
Theo. Basta dapat good boy
ka at huwag kang gagawa
ng kalokohan. Huwag na
huwag kang mananakit
ng iba.

Theo
Sige, Master!
Mananalig ako sa'yo!
Thank you po ulit.

SEVEN

Theo
Mich, sure ka bang
okay ka na?
Wala ka ng ibang
nararamdaman?
Walang masakit sa'yo?

Michelle
Hahaha Theoooo.
It's been 4 days simula
nang nadala ko sa ER
and sure akong okay
na ko.

Theo
Basta kung sumama
pakiramdam mo sabihin
mo lang agad ha.
We'll take over sa
defense mamaya. Promise!

Michelle
Thank you so much Theo
but I'm really okay na.
Mej kinakabahan lang ako
for our defense later.
What if i-reject thesis natin?
😭😭😭

Theo
No more what ifs, Mich.
Let's all claim it, okay?
Ma-a-approve ang thesis natin!
I trust our group, and most
of all... I trust your abilities.

Theo
You're the best group
leader ever sa balat, laman,
at taba ng lupa!

Mich
Theoooo 😭😭😭
Thank you, super!
Thank you for always
motivating me 🥺

Theo
Always my pleasure, Mich.
And Mich, one more
thing.

Michelle
Ano 'yon?

Theo
Can I ask you something
after our thesis defense?

Michelle
About what?

Theo
Basta. And please.
Be ready for it.

EIGHT

Herominati
CONGRATS TEAM!!!
CONGRATS SA'TING LAHAT!!

Andrea
Thank you, Leader!
Sobrang galing mo
kanina sa defense! 😭

Michelle
Huy, ano ba kayo?
Magaling tayong lahat
kanina, okay?
Lahat tayo nakasagot and
na-defend natin nang
maayos ang thesis 😊

Lykamae
Bruha ka talaga, leader!
Ang bait at humble mo huhu!
Thank you sa inyong lahat!
Kahit na via zoom lang
defense natin, nagawa natin!

Hanj
Tara samgeyop.

Michelle
OMG taraaaaa 😭😭
Wait. Nasaan pala si Theo?
Bakit hindi siya online?

Herominati
😏😏😏

Rommer is calling
Accept || Decline

NINE

Michelle: Hoy! Ano 'to? Bakit may pa-video call?

Lykamae: Wait ka lang, leader! Ayeeee!

Michelle: OMG Theo's here! Anong meron? Bakit naka-formal attire ka pa rin? And bakit may bouquet kang hawak?

Andrea: Michelletot, paikot-ikot, kinikilig ang lubot! Wala ka nang lusot! Ayeeee!

Rommer: Sanaol

Hanj: May mukbang ba dito?

Michelle: OMG! What's happening? Why are you all leaving the video call?

Theo: Hi, Mich.

Michelle: Oh, you're not leaving then? Anong nangyayari, Theo? Anong meron?

Theo: Good afternoon, panel.

Michelle: What? What panel? Ako, panel?

Theo: I am King Theodore Dakila II, 4th year Med Tech student. I'm going to present my thesis entitled The Statistical Probability of Michelle Carmen having a Date with Me.

Michelle: Oh my gosh, Theo.

Theo: Our subject here is a 4th year MedTech student who aspires to become a Surgeon someday, she's Michelle Carmen. She always aces the class every school year, she's an achiever, a dreamer. She can turn heads and break necks not just because of her charm and beauty, but also because her inner beauty radiates everywhere.

Theo: Theodore Dakila, a 4th year MedTech student who belongs to the control group, a group of people who are in awe of our subject. However, Theo is a different strain compared to the other people in the group. He's willing to take a step forward and pursue the subject. He's coming clean; his intentions are pure, his feelings are serious and genuine. He mustered all his courage to test if the subject is resistant or sensitive to him.

Michelle: Oh God, Theo. I'm crying in happiness already. How could you?

Theo: For the alternative hypothesis, Michelle is sensitive to Theo and would risk having a date with him. For the null hypothesis, Michelle is resistant to Theo and would not risk having a date with him.

Theo: Mich...kung magiging hypothesis ako, am I a null or alternative?

Michelle: Theoooo...why you have to be this adorable? Wait lang ha? Pupunasan ko lang luha ko.

Theo: Hahaha. Sure, Mich. I'm willing to wait.

Michelle: Well...Theo always make the subject smile. He always motivates the subject to be better everyday. He never leaves her side, he made her feel that she's the best version of herself; that she's incomparable. He made her stop questioning herself and made her stop doubting her abilities. He turned her "what ifs" into "I made it". I therefore conclude, Michelle would take all the risks just to have a date with Theo.

Theo: Mich... Ibig sabihin ba...

Michelle: Tama ang naiisip mo, Theo. It's an alternative hypothesis for me.

End.