Kokonoe: It's a fun hobby to get paid just to point a guy at a guy and pull the trigger. Nobody knows the thrill of this better than these two.

Junko: Spike Spiegel, the laid-back bounty hunter of Cowboy Bebop!

Ann: And Revy, the "Two Hands" of Black Lagoon!

Kokonoe: The stage is set and the combatants are ready.

Junko: It's time for a Death Battle!

Spike walked into a church. He looked around as it was a large church with 8 pillars holding it up and a statue up ahead in front of two rows of chairs. Spike sees Revy sitting in one of the seats. He goes to walk towards her.

Spike: Guessing you're the only one here?

Revy: Keep your dick in your pants shithead. Nobody else is coming.

Spike pulled out a cigarette and lighter, sitting next to her to smoke.

Spike: Looks like it. Honestly wish you could have picked a better spot though. Not really the guy that goes praying to God.

Revy: Neither am I. Honestly, I think it's a great way to piss on the asshole's grave.

Revy took out a cigarette as Spike gave her his lighter. They both went to smoke.

Spike: Is that so? I see why someone's got a 1,000 dollar bounty on your head.

Revy: Only a thousand? Heh, don't know who's dumb enough to place me that low. Not like I can run. Someone wants me to deliver your body for much more... and to make it filled with holes.

Spike: That right? Heh... in that case...

They both reached for their guns.

Spike: Let's do this.

They both immediately pulled out their guns and pulled the trigger. Both of them fired their guns, dodged the others' bullets, and got back. Revy kept firing as Spike took cover behind a pillar. He opened up a gas canister and threw it at Revy. 

Revy: Shit!

Revy dashed away before the smoke could get to her. Spike dashed on the other side of the church as they both started shooting at each other. They made it to the end of the church and Revy dashed at Spike, who suddenly pulled out a flame thrower.

Spike: Heh.

He unleashed the flames from it and Revy quickly jumped to the side. She shot her gun at his hand, causing him to drop the flamethrower. Revy kept shooting at him and Spike ran to dodge the bullets. Both of them pulled out a grenade and threw them. Both grenades hit each other and caused a giant explosion that knocked the two of them back hard. Spike was thrown all the way back as he landed under the statue. He went to look through all the debris as it cleared, revealing Revy holding a rocket launcher.

Spike: Ah crud.

Revy fired the rocket at the statue above Spike and the head fell off. Spike quickly jumped to the side to dodge it so he wouldn't get crushed. As soon as he dodged it, he pulled out a knife from his back pocket and threw it, stabbing Revy in the leg.

Revy: Gah! Fuck!

Revy pulled it out as Spike pulled out another gun and started shooting at her. She quickly took cover behind a pillar and took out her sniper rifle.

Revy: That fucking hurt dip shit!

She jumped out of hiding and fired the gun. The bullet went straight through his shoulder as Revy kept firing. Spike took cover until Revy ran out of bullets.

Revy: Dammit!

She threw the gun.

Revy: Alright shit for brain, you and me!

Spike came out of hiding with a smile on his face.

Spike: You sure? I do like a lady that could kick my ass.

Revy: Then you'll really like this beat down.

Revy cracked her knuckles as Spike walked towards her. Impatient, Revy dashed at Spike and went for a punch. Spike dodged it easily and kneed her in the gut. Revy quickly recovered and elbowed him in the face and Spike was knocked back with a bit of a bloody nose. He flicked the blood off with a smile as Revy went to punch him again. Spike dodged it and punched Revy in the face before kicking her side and going for another kick to the side of the head, causing her to stumble back. She looked dead at him and spat out a tooth as her eyes went dark. 

Spike: Heh, come on. You can do better than that.

Revy went to punch him again but Spike dodged it and punched her in the face again. He went for another punch but Revy dodged it and punched him in the gut hard. Recovering quickly, Spike grabbed Revy, kicked her foot forward, and slammed her to the ground. Revy rolled over to one knee and pulled out another rifle but Spike kicked it out of her hand. He spun and pulled out his shotgun but Rey pulled out her pistol and shot it out of his hand. She then pulled out her other pistol and shot him in the legs, bringing him to one knee. She got up and walked towards him, pulling out a grenade launcher and aiming it towards his head.

Revy: Bang...

Revy pulled the trigger and blew his head clean off. She then blew on her gun.

Junko: Hmm... this one... could have been better.

Ann: Either way it was an extremely close fight. Both combatants were easily bullet timers with incredible strength and durability. Though Revy was the more experienced of the two, Spike easily held his own for a minute there.

Kokonoe: Both of them do have their advantages. Spike was clearly the smarter of the two and his hand-to-hand fighting style was a hard counter to Revy's more reckless punches.

Ann: But Revy's spent hours fighting Roberta, who can easily break a man's skull with her fist. A simple hand-to-hand confrontation wasn't going to take her down for good.

Kokonoe: Revy also had a much larger arsenal, making it easier to overwhelm him.

Junko: Not only did he not have enough guns, said guns didn't have enough bullets. As soon as he ran out she could just shoot him all over again. I mean, out of the two she's the better sniper by a hair so it only makes sense.

Ann: And while it is true he's better trained than Revy, she herself already has experience over better trained combatants like Roberta and Genji. It also didn't help that Whitman Fever made her even more unpredictable than she already was.

Junko: In the end Revy knew what to do and aimed for the head.

Kokonoe: The winner is Revy.

Winner: Revy

= Physical stats

+ More experienced

+Larger Arsenal

+Slightly better with a gun

+Whitman Fever makes her unpredictable

-Not as smart

-Not as good at Hand-to-hand

Loser: Spike Spiegel

=Physical Stats

+Better at hand-to-hand

+Smarter

+Uses dirty tactics

-Smaller arsenal

-Less ammo

-Revy's skill with a gun is slightly better

-Less experienced

Junko: Next time on Death Battle!

John Wick vs Beatrix Kiddo

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