Kokonoe: Anything can happen when a bloody killer wants revenge. Everyone knows this, especially the victims of these two deadly combatants.

Ann: John Wick! The dangerous hitman from... well, John Wick.

Junko: And Beatrix Kiddo, The Bride assassin from Kill Bill!

Kokonoe: The stage is set and the combatants are ready.

Junko: It's time for a Death Battle!

John Wick got a big new mansion from a friend. He was living there alone with his dog. It was the middle of the night as he was in the kitchen and already had on his suit and tie.

Meanwhile, Beatrix snuck in through the living room window of John's home. She was on the run and had nowhere else to hide. She looks and sees his dog sitting there starring at her.

Beatrix: Nice doggy...

The dog suddenly started barking at her.

Beatrix: Crud...

The dog leaped up to bite her and she quickly grabbed it, slammed it to the ground, pulled out her gun, and shot it, killing it instantly.

John heard the gunfire as he immediately knew what was going on. He grabbed his gun and leaned against the wall.

Beatrix looked and saw John's shadow, knowing someone was there. John went out of hiding as they both aimed their guns at each other.

John fired first, shooting the gun out of her hand. Beatrix quickly jumped behind the couch as John kept firing at her. She kicked the couch and sent it flying at him, but he rolled under it. He aimed his gun but she had jumped up and swung her sword at him. He quickly got up, causing her to miss.

John quickly aimed his gun at her but she quickly kicked him in the chin, causing him to trip. Before he could fall on her, she kicked him again and sent him flying into his lamp, causing him to drop his gun. As John got up, Beatrix ran at him and swung her sword. John quickly used his lamp to block the attack as she cut it in half. John kicked her back and she fell to one knee. She quickly got up and swung her sword. John caught her by the hands, pulled out his knife, and stabbed her in the side.

Beatrix: Ah!

She quickly plucked out his eyeball.

John: Gah!

He was bleeding out his eyesocket before quickly closing it and backhanding Beatrix in the face, bringing her straight into the ground. He quickly went back into the kitchen as Beatrix got the knife out of her gut. She dropped it and ran towards John, wrapping her arms around him and putting him in a sleeper hold. He quickly ran to the kitchen table, grabbed her by the legs, jumped up, and had both of them falling straight through the table, forcing Beatrix to let go. 

John started to get up and pull out another gun as Beatrix struggled to get up too. They both stood on their feet and stared at each other. John fired the gun and Beatrix quickly kicked a piece of the broken table up, causing him to shoot that instead. She then pulled out a knife of her own and dashed at him as she stabbed him in the gut. She pushed him into the kitchen sink and he quickly grabbed a plate, smashing it over her head. He kicked her away and pulled the knife out of his suit. He threw it at her and she dodged it, grabbed it, and threw it back at him. 

John dodged it as he went to aim his gun at her, but she had already dashed at him with another swing of her sword. He shot at her hands and forced her to drop the blade as she quickly kicked him in the face. Right as he recovered she went for a three-inch punch, but John dodged it and grabbed her arm with one hand and used his other to grab her face. He pushed her and slammed her head straight into the window, cracking it. Beatrix kicked him back and ran at him to kick his face. As soon as she did, he grabbed his gun and shot her in the side.

Beatrix: Ah!

Beatrix fell to one knee and John saw a pencil on the floor. He quickly picked it up and went to stab her with it but she quickly blocked it as he stabbed her arm. She went to hit fur pressure points on his chest, but John shoved her hand away and took the pencil out of her arm. He shoved his arm on her neck and shoved her straight into a wall as he stabbed her in the gut. She screamed in pain and he shoved her to the ground. 

He got on top of her and tried to stab her in the face but she grabbed his arm to stop him. John started punching her in the face hard, breaking her nose and forcing her to let go as he stabbed her in the chest. She screamed more as he pulled it out and stabbed her in the neck. As she started to bleed everywhere, he pulled the pencil out of her neck and shoved it down her throat. He then stomped on it, hammering it in until blood leaked out of her mouth. He then started stomping on her face over and over again. He pulled out his gun and shot her in the head multiple times. Then, just to make sure the job was done, he placed a bomb on her chest and walked out of his house. He pressed a button as the entire mansion blew up. He turned to face the burning mansion. All he did was smile before walking away.

Junko: No doubt! He killed her with a FUCKING PENCIL!!!

Ann: Beatrix had almost everything going for her. She was much more durable and while John did know more martial arts than her, Beatrix was still the better of the two at hand to hand.

Kokonoe: However, both Beatrix and John are still human, so their durability does have a limit. And while she is the better fighter, John is still much faster with more protection. This let's him avoid some of her more deadly attacks.

Junko: Like her Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique! A move that could have one-shot him if she could get it in.

Ann: But not only was she not fast enough, John already has plenty of experience killing assassins like Beatrix. Add that with his larger arsenal, and he practically had everything covered.

Junko: Sorry Beatrix, but this Wicked man just shot the bride!

Kokonoe: The winner is John Wick.

Winner:

-Less durable

-Not as good at Hand-to-hand

+Better protection

+More Experienced

+Faster

+Larger arsenal

+A FUCKING PENCIL

Loser:

-Slower

-Smaller arsenal

-Not much protection

+More durable

+Better at hand to hand

+Could one-shot with her touch of death if she could hit him with it

Junko: Next time on Death Battle!

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