Dana: Kirigaya Kazuto was just a young boy when his parents died in a car accident. Adopted by his aunt and uncle, Kazuto found a sudden passion for computers and ended up becoming a humungous gamer because of it.  Skip fourteen years later and Kazuto is chosen to be one of the one hundred beta testers chosen to play the first ever VRMMORPG in history.

Lisa: The first what now?

Dana: The first ever Virtual Reality Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game.

Lisa: Uhh...

Dana: He was chosen to be a Beta tester to a game called Sword Art Online.

Lisa: Gotcha. Kazuto accepted and in doing so, he became known as a beater among the crowd known as Kaito.

Dana: But as it turns out, SAO is actually a death game. Where if you die in the game, you die in real life.

Lisa: Which means he needed to really get skilled if he wants to survive. And oh man, did he get skilled. He managed to boost his speed and strength to the max. He has a black coat called Blackwyrm that helps him hide from enemies. A throwing pick. And last but  not least, he's got two blades. His bread and butter. His Romeo and juliet. His Elucidator and Dark Repulser!

Dana: Elucidator is a four foot long sword capable of breaking other swords with enough force.

Lisa: And Dark Repulser is a heavier, longer, and more powerful sword that is less durable.

Dana: That's not all. Kirito also has two more avatars. His ALO and GGO avatars.

Lisa: With his ALO avatar he's basically jesus. He can fly, shoot spell blast, run on walls, and even has night vision. Oh yeah, he also has two other swords. The Black iron great sword and the holy sword Excalibur! And as for the GGO avatar he's a girl with a FN57 handgun and a photon sword.

Dana: Kirito is fast enough to casually swat and deflect bullets, strong enough to lift a elephant sized fish out of the ocean.

Lisa: And durable enough to literally will himself out of death! Like seriously, what the hell?

Dana: Still, he has his weaknesses. He can be overconfident, reckless, and sometimes cocky while also being prone to acting in rage.

Lisa: Still. When all is said and done, Kirito has survived it all. Even got married and had a kid... that is a digital programming... cause why not?

Dana: Anyway, don't forget to tell us if we missed anything or if there is something we got wrong. Let us know who you think would win and comment in the rules your suggestions for a death battle.

Lisa: And don't forget to come back next time to see Kirito fight his opponent, Akame.