Harley Quinn laughs into Death Battle
Junko: What if I told you there was a time this chick was a bit more sane than she is now? Yep, Doctor Harleen Quinzel was just your everyday psychiatrist living her normal boring life. And then a certain someone came and gave a little fun in her life. You guessed it. The clown prince of crime himself, The Joker. This man continued to get into Harleen's head and eventually she fell in love with him.
Dizzy: Wait, isn't that love story a bit too quick?
Junko: Oh trust me, it's a common trope for crazy chicks to go for the "love at first sight" gimmick. Anyway, that love drove Harleen insane. Thanks to the Joker, she broke him free and started her new life as a criminal. Going by the name her puddin' gave her, Harley Quinn.
Dizzy: She's certainly didn't get in his way either. She's an olympic-level gymnast and acrobat with above average agility and fighting skills that make her tougher than she looks. She's even gone toe to toe with batman and once even managed to capture him and nearly fed him to piranhas.
Akame: Harley also carries an assortment of weapons. Like the Joker, she primarily uses trick weapons. But she won't hesitate to use oversized or blunt melee weapons as well. Like her oversized mallet and sledgehammer. She also carries dual .357 revolvers and customized chiappa rhino 60DS. These guns are sometimes depicted with cork-like bullets. Aside from that, she has a Good Night: personalized baseball bat, a chainsaw, batons, an oversized boxing glove gun, a Jack-in-the-box bomb, a snare trap, and a fake mustache.
Dizzy: Why the fake mustache?
Junko: Nobody needs to explain a fake mustache. Oh, and she also has her pet hyenas, Bud and Lou!
Dizzy: Right um, and finally, after years of abuse, Harley eventually broke up with Joker.
Junko: Broke up with him and dressed up like me. I mean seriously, we look so much a like we might as well be sisters. Still, I'd say Joker's a bit lucky. I mean I broke up with my ex by bludgeoning him to death.
Dizzy: Anyway, after finally breaking up with the Joker, Harley received a serum from her best friend, Poison Ivy, that gave her immunity to certain chemicals and diseases. It also enhanced her strength and stamina. Allowing her to survive normally fatal accidents.
Akame: Taking that as well as the fact she's fast enough to dodge bullets.
Junko: This girl has gone toe to toe with Batman, probably all the Robin's, and even once beat Killer Croc. But I should take that a step higher as she stole Lobo's motorcycle, incapacitated Wonder Woman, and escaped hell.
Dizzy: With so many impressive feats it's actually pretty amazing she could do this despite being a hundred percent human. Though she does have her drawbacks. Since she is just a human, she is able to be killed by normal means. Also, despite being able to go toe to toe with them, she has lost to the bat family countless times. Sometimes with little effort.
Junko: Well that sucks. But still, with the mind and looks alone, it's no wonder Harley is known to the world as the clown queen of crime.
Dizzy: Now, be sure to tell us if we missed anything or got anything wrong.
Akame: Yes. And come back next time for her opponent, Yuno Gasai.
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