Cliché #144: the story starts with the character introducing themselves along with their back story

Hi I'm Silver Blooming Tree the Fifth. I'm 17 years old, and I live with my older brother and dad. My mom died when I was a baby from cancer, so I don't really remember her but my dad says I look just like her. I have wavy blonde hair that shines like honey and really unique silver eyes (that's where I got my name from). But I'm really average looking, like no boys like me at all. Anyways, I moved recently to the town of BasicBitch and today is my first day at my new high school!

I get uncomfortable when a story starts like this lol