Cliché #138: the mysterious bad boy is a vampire

Nancy was walking home from work late at night. The streets were all empty and it was super creepy. Suddenly, from a suspicious alley, Nancy heard some suspicious sounds. Her instinct told her to get the fuck out of there, but Nancy is a curious spirit™ and decided to check out what was happening.

She gasped as she saw the scene before her. Even in the dark, she recognized Brian, the bad and mysterious boy at her school. He was holding up an unconscious woman and was...sucking her neck?? Hm that's weird, Nancy thought.

Suddenly, Brian looked up at her, his eyes glowing bright red. "Oh fuck that!" Nancy screeched and turned to run, but before she could move Brian appeared right in front of her!! Oh em gee! How tf?!

"Wtf are you!!!!" Nancy asked, both frightened yet intrigued.

"I'm a vampire," Brian informed her, flashing his pointy canines. Omg everything made sense now!! No wonder he was a pale, mysterious man (because he's a vampire and every vampire is white and v pale and muscular and soooo hawt)

Ummmmmm no thxs bye