Cliché #129: the one LGBTQ character in a book is horribly represented

"HAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY GIRL!!!!!!" my gay best friend Simon shouted out to me as he entered the room on top of a unicorn spouting a rainbow behind it, flipping his pink feather boa over his shoulder as he put on a pair of star-shaped sparkly sunglasses.

I hope no one actually thinks this is how all people in the LGBTQ community act, otherwise that's tragic