Cliché #80: crazy exes

Timothy punched through the door and laughed maniacally as Jimmy and I both screamed in terror.

"Who the hell is this guy?!" Jimmy yelled at me.

"He's my ex! He's fucking crazy! I tried to escape him by moving here, but he followed me and now he's gonna kill us!" I screamed back.

"You can't escape me, babe!" Timothy yelled with a grin as he continued to pummel the door.

All these exes in Wattpad books are fucking psychotic like wtf

ALSO GUYS IM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS LOOK AT WHAT @wharragarbl MADE:

I LEGIT CANNOT STOP SMILING THIS BRINGS BACK GOOD MEMORIES OMLLLL