Cliché #64: the "virgins"

She smiled shyly. "Babe I'm a virgin," she told me.

"It's okay, we'll go slow," I told her.

"Haha, okay," she agreed. Suddenly she started to aggressively ride me cowgirl style. My eyes widened in shock as her speed never slowed down.

Bitch you're telling me you're a virgin? I think the fuck not