Cliché #36: the adopted fanfics...yikes

I was just a lonely teenage girl stuck with no parents. And then a miracle came in the form of One Direction, who are the same age as me and has somehow adopted me!1! Oh, and all of them will totally fall in love with me even thought it's wrong since they're my legal guardians now but child protection services won't be stopping my love story :)

Just...why

Also, 1K votes?? Thank you all so much :')