Notifications: 8

Me: Alrighty *clicks notifications* 

*only two show up*

Me: Hm. Must be glitch pad. 

Me: *checks notifications* 

Notifications: *suddenly new ones appear underneath the old ones I've already checked* 

Me *staring in shock and awe* : MaJoR pLoT tWiSt dUdE

-_- *slaps computer*