Wonwoo

My room looked like a goddamn tsunami had come and left and it wasn't surprising as just a while ago a Jessi on her that time of the month had left my house. She didn't cry or anything and it was worse because of that. She just gets angry over everything. It's only the second time I've dealt with an PMS-ing jessi and it's honestly terrifies me eveytime. She turns into king kong or something. I feel like if i say something wromg she'll slit my throat and sacrifice me to satan within minutes.

I've never been that close to a girl before so i actually have no idea how to deal with the creature that they become. Megan was always indifferent. I've never noticed when she was on her period, but I guess I just wasn't as close to her.

I sighed as I picked up my books from the floor, i don't know what my books have ever done to her and why in the middle of watching the notebook, she randomly decided to get up and throw all my books on the floor, but it happened and now i need to clean up everything.

I gathered a few and put them on my desk beside the black leather notebook mingyu had given me a few days earlier. Something about #meanie, what a load of bull.

I didn't touch that shit since he gave it to me. Afraid i was going to catch some nasty disease, who knows where it's been, it's mingyu.

I whistled to Adore you, as it would probably make the chore less boring and picked up my biology book, putting it on my desk again, but this time accidentally knocking over Mingyu's notebook.

"Ugh!" I bent down to pick it up, but noticed that the notebook opened to its first page and on it was written with bold capital letters,

CATION!
PROPERTY OF JESSI.
DO NOT TOUCH.
ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE CASSIE.

Along with angry memes and warning signs sketched all around it.

But mingyu said...

I picked it up and sat by the desk, laying the notebook on the desk, i turned the page,

The first entry was dated three years ago. That'd be her final year of middle school.

12/8/2011

"Dear diary,

I just moved to a shit ass creepy town, with creepy people. There's a freaking crow that's been following me. A really hot guy in my school has been staring at me. Can life get any worse? Also i noticed something about the guy,

At first seemed like an ordinary person but later i found something shocking about him, as i looked into his red eyes, i realized he was actually

JO
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　　　　HN CENA!!!

HAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA I'm totally doing this diary thing wrong but hey I AM WHAT I AM MAN.

Yeah i was kidding, my name is Jessi Min and I'm only keeping this diary so it's easier for people to make a movie out of my life. I mean who wouldn't want to see that? Damn.

My sister just gave me this stupid thing on my fifteenth birthday, i mean can you believe it?!!! A DIARY?! I atleast had the decency to get her a walmart gift card (on purpose) she could've given me something I'd actually use??? Even a toothbrush would've been more useful.

But NO. What a bitch.

But anyways, i had a blast today. Our birthday party was at the cool birthday place thingy. Me and my sister cassie just bounced on the bouncing castle and our baby cousins were just standing around i mean bitch did you think we wanted our fifteenth birthday at the kid place for kids??? No! We had the whole area to ourselves and we didn't invite any of our friends. It was the best birthday ever!

+ i made a record of eating 5 burgers in one go i felt sick but totally worth it.

-Mrs Jessi Cena