Samuel was gay.

"Yeah, we know." You, the reader, are saying.

No, but he acted very stereotypically gay. Liked tea, called people peasants, used face masks, wore a lot of pastel.

"Give me your m&ms, peasant!" Samuel yelled at Richard. Richard sighed, and replied, "Babe, I just want some chocolate." Sam angrily kissed Richard's cheek.

" Now? "
"Fine, you can have a few."
" Yaaaay! "

Sam took around 20, but it was a big pack so it was okay. Richard got his payback, though. He grabbed Sam and kissed him on his forehead. Sam gasped and put his hands on his cheeks. Richard giggled and said, "Stop being a cute, cheeky lil shit, Sammy."

" Not if it makes you laugh. "

"Okay, then."