N: Life of a Mute
N nodded to herself, looking through the cabinets in her medical room as she performed her daily examination of the said room to make sure she will have everything she needs to have in this room. Despite her doing this everyday and the result always being the same, she knew it will probably remain as part of her daily routine as it was a habit she had developed, because of her old work was a nurse in her homeworld. and she knew it was her part of responsibilities as the medic of the group
With her being the medic of the group and her being the only one among her fellow watchers with a medical experience, she even based her super weapon on this part of her as she super weapon consisted of two gloves. A power glove to give her an ability to defend herself from the danger when someone will be unable to give her cover and the healing glove to give her an ability do what she was supposed to do, no matter the situation. Heal people.
Because of her having the kind of role in the group she has, she considered the second glove to be more important. Even if she didn't use it much in the first few months she became a watcher. She mostly used it to patch up T after he got someone angry at him after playing one of his pranks and the person was less than pleased with it. She mostly had to treat him because of K who was more than eager or angry to always give T either a firm kick or punch to the face for messing with her for his own amusement.
Beginning to look through the next cabinet with medical, N shook her head to herself as she thought about all the annoying pranks T was playing on everyone ever since they started living at the HQ. Especially K, even if she was was the one the most annoyed with them. She was unfortunate enough to be a victim of one of them and she could easily recall how she was less than amused by it. If T would keep on doing this, then she wouldn't be certain if the others watchers teamed to get revenge on him.
"...Who's there?" She pushed herself out of her thoughts a few seconds later, feeling someone cover her eyes from behind as a voice she had become more than familiar with over the course of the last few months.
N smiled and tapped her chin a few times thoughtfully, feeling her cheeks heat up a little. She snapped her fingers a second later as she already had a good idea of who it was because this man did this as a way of greeting her on more than one occasion ever since they became friendly with each other. A man behind her chuckled, pulling his hands away from her eyes as N turned around to look at him and felt her smile grow wider as she was proven to be right. It was W.
W crossed his arms with a smile on his face, "I see your guess was right again. Hi there, by the way. What'cha doing right now?" N pointed towards the cabinet behind her until W made himself known to her as W nodded in understanding, "I see. Doing the daily checkup again."
"Yes." N signed to him with a nod of her head. Unfortunely having been born without ability to speak, she didn't really have any other way to communicate with the other people aside from signing to them or writing something down to them.
With W knowing sign language as he learned it during his time in high school because one of his classmates was deaf, she quickly found common language with him and she helped him a lot when it came to communicating with the other watchers who unfortunely for her weren't experienced in this language. She knew there was an option of writing everything down on a whiteboard for them and she was communicating with like with this method whenever W wasn't around to translate it for them.
W looked at her questioningly, "You know you don't have to do it everyday, right? I'm certain Popola and Devola always make sure everything is in it's place."
N shrugged, "I prefer to make sure of it myself otherwise it wouldn't leave me alone."
"What?" W looked at her with a playful look on her face, "You mean to tell me you don't trust your assistants?"
N shook her head, finding herself growing embarassed by what he was suggesting as she quickly began signing to him, "No! No! I just..."
"Relax. I'm just messing with you." W laughed at her reaction as N's embarassment quickly faded away at this. She rolled her eyes at him, lightly smacking his shoulder in a playful manner as it got another laugh out of W, "How are you doing with it? Do you need any help with getting it done? X told me to come here and collect you as lunch will be done soon."
"No. I'm just about to finish. Thanks for asking, though." N once again shook her head with a grateful look on her face. It was the next thing she appreciated about W. Despite having a slim to none medical experience, he was always willing to help her out whenever she was doing cheeksups in her medical room. The fact that she found him rather cute was the other thing. It was something she intended to keep to herself, though.
"Okay." W nodded in understanding as he looked over his shoulder and pointed towards a chair next to N's desk, "Would you mind if I sit down and watch you do the work until you'll finish it? We can walk together to the dining room afterwards."
N smiled and nodded at him, going back to what she was doing before W made himself known to her as W walked over to the chair next to her desk and sat down on it, patiently waiting for N to finish her work. After spending the next few moments finishing the checkup of her working place and making sure everything was alright and everything was in it's place, N wiped her hands on her clothes and turned around to look at N, silently telling him she was ready to go with a nod of her head.
"Alright. Let's go, then." W nodded back at her, getting up from his seat as he pushed himself into walk towards the exit from N's medical room.
He stopped by the exit to the room a second later, grabbing the door handle as he looked at N and waited for her to make her way to him. N followed him towards where he was standing right now. After she made her way to him, he pushed the door open and both of them walked out of the medical room. They entered the hallway of the watchers HQ's together and started to make their to make their way towards the dining room.
W looked at N questioningly, wanting to kill the time by starting a conversation with her, "Hey. Can I ask you something?"
N looked at him and quickly took notice of the way he looked at her, "Yeah?"
"Have you thought about visiting a world?" W voiced his question to N as N raised her brow at him. Seeing her reaction to his question, he explained what he meant to her even if she probably had a got idea of it, "You know like we did with A when we visited the world of NieR a few months ago or how B and Q did with Team Fortress shortly after we returned from it. Yesterday I oveheard something about K wanting to visit Akame Ga Kill world and M told me something about his plans of visiting DxD as well. Have you thought about doing something like this yourself?"
N looked at him with a thoughtful look on her face. If she was honest with herself, she didn't really thought about it until show as she was still slightly unsure if she was ready to go on something like this all by herself. If she would ever visit a world by herself in the near future, she knew exactly what it would be. She had more than enough of fond memories with this world from the time she spent watching it back on her homeworld.
She gave him her answer a moment later, "...If I would ever visit a world, then I would definitely choose How to Train Your Dragon."
"Really?" W asked, smilling slightly at her choice.
N nodded in confirmation, "I used to watch the show a lot with my younger brother when it was airing in the TV. We went to see all of the movies in the cinema too. Our older brother was often accompanying us in this as well."
"I see." W nodded in understanding. He shook his head a second later with a smile on his face, "I have to tell you. You're really lucky. I wish I could go watch those movies with my family as well when they were coming out in the cinemas."
N raised her brow at this, "What do you mean?"
"I didn't you tell this about this part of my brother?" W asked in return as N shook her head. He nodded at her and provided her an explanation a second later, "He wasn't really interested in watching stuff like this. Let's just say was the type of person who believed that these types of films were for children." He chuckled as he added, "As much as I love that old bastard, stuff like this about him could get annoying at times."
N nodded in understanding and looked at him with a questioning look on her face, "What about you? What kind of world would you visit if you decided to give it a shot?"
"I don't know to be honest." W gave her an honest answer, "With the amount of worlds which I think visiting would be great, I'm having a really hard time decide which one should be my first. I really need to think this through."
N gave him a nod of understanding and felt a playful grin growing on her face as she got an idea of what world she should suggest to him. She signed it to him a second later, "How about you'll go to Demon Slayer if you're so interested about it?"
W looked unamused by her suggestion, "Really?"
"What?" N signed to him with an innocent look on her face, "It's just a suggestion. You could get to know the characters a bit and I'm certain their reaction to your super weapon would be interesting if you would reveal it to them."
"If you say so. You know it's really a good idea for me as I know almost nothing about this universe." W replied, knowing what was N referring to as his super weapon was inspired by a character from this universe. Zohakuten in particular. Despite him not knowing anything about the said anime aside from it's title and it has a girl with bamboo stick running around, he ended up going along with a super weapon like this after R showed him this. When it was time to choose a super weapon for him and his fellow watchers, he was having a hard time choosing one for himself and asked the others for advice. It was when R showed him a concept of Zohakuten's drums weapon and he ended up liking to the point that he went along with it as his super weapon.
"You could always ask R or Q or P or K or T or B. I'm certain all of them would gladly share their knowledge with you." N pointed out. The said six watchers made their interest in the anime and manga related stuff pretty obvious during their few months of being the watcher. In fact. Everyone called them a bunch of weebs, "If you don't want to talk with any of them about it. You could ask J for help when it comes to this universe as well as she's a fan of it as well. Even if she's not a big fan of the anime stuff like those six."
W shrugged, "Maybe. I still would prefer to go a world that I am familiar with when I'll visit a world by himself for the first time."
N nodded in understanding and blinked a second later, feeling a question just pop into her mind. She looked at W questioningly and signed her question to him, "Why did you asked me about this?"
"No reason. Just got curious about it." W replied, glancing away from N almost as if he wanted to hide the expression he had on his face right now and N raised her brow at his reaction, feeling herself growing more curious about it. Just as she was about to ask him about it again, their conversation was forced to come to an end as both of them arrived at the dining room.
X shifted her gaze to them and smiled at them warmly, gesturing to them to come over to them, "W! N! Come over here dearies! You're just in time! J just finished getting everything done."
W and N nodded, both of them smilling back at the oldest one among them as they pushed themselves into walk towards the table where the other watchers were waiting for them, some of them already eating whatever J had cooked for them today. They made their way to the table and took their seats next to each other, staying close to M and G. N adjusted herself in her seat a bit, doing it carefully not to fall over as she was sitting close to the edge.
"Thanks." She shifted her gaze to W's a second later and J putting a plate of food in front of him. J smiled at him and walked over to N, placing a food with her food in front of the mute young woman as well. N smiled at her gratefully, having no other way of expressing her gratitude to her.
J smiled back at her and looked around herself, seeing if there wasn't someone without a plate at the table right now and nodded to herself in a satisfied manner after seeing was digging into their food right now. Having no further reason to remain on her feet, she walked over to seat and sat down on it, finding herself next to I who was not eating anything right now. She must have been waiting for her. Exchanging smiles with each other, both of them wasted no time and dig into their food.
The next several passed mostly in silence as neither of them watcher started a conversation with each other. A few of them such as B and Q or R and P or W, G and M had small talks with each other, but it was mostly between them and it wasn't out it open with the others and didn't ask them what they thought about the matter they were talking about right now. N stayed silent throughout it as well, having been left with no other choice but to eat and enjoy her meal. She really wished she could cook as well as J did. Working as a cook back on their homework really gave J all the cooking experience she needed.
The silence was broken after those several minutes as X looked around everyone and asked, "...How was your day so far?"
E shrugged, "It was alright. I played some video games with H and D."
"Even if we had to drag D along to play with us." H added, looking at the young man sitting next to her.
D shrugged his shoulders, having small bags under his eyes, "Not my fault someone has to keep an eye on the monitors."
"You know nothing will change if you will stop doing it for a few hours and have some fun, right?" E pointed out to him, "A round or two in Call of Duty with me and H won't destroy the multiverse."
X nodded in agreement, "He's right, dearie. A moment of relax to have some time with your friends won't put anyone in danger. You can't stay locked up there for all the time."
"If you say so." D replied, not really interested in keeping this conversation going and wanting someone else to cut into it and start talking.
He got what he wanted a second later as O said, "The day was pretty good for me as well. Me and V spent most of it at the gym, doing what you'd expect us to do there."
X nodded in understanding, "I see."
"You two have been spending a lot of time there for the last few months." P pointed out with a slight smile on her face. She liked to workout from time to time herself, but wasn't doing it as often as O and V.
O nodded in confirmation, "Yeah."
"Is there a problem with it?" V wanted to know.
"No. I'm just saying." P shook her head, gesturing towards O and V's built. "You can really tell you've been hitting the gym on the daily basis from how you two look."
"Yeah..." I muttered under her breath in agreement, looking at V with a slight blush on her face.
T chuckled, "The gym bros of the watchers in action again."
V deadpanned at him, "A gym bro? Did you forget I am a woman?"
"You know what I mean." T smiled at her in an amused manner as V continued to deadpan at him.
"Thanks. Glad to see there are effects of our work not just from our point of view." O smiled at P gratefully. He shifted his gaze to X a second later, "What about you? How's your day?"
X shifted her gaze to U, her smile staying on her face when she gave her the answer, "I've been today rather well as well, deary. I've been practicing my sword skills with Z over here."
O nodded in understanding, "I see."
"How are doing with it now?" J asked X the next question.
U nodded at the question, "Yeah.
"She's doing better than we first started for sure." Z said, cutting into the conversation before X could give her answer to this question, "At least she isn't falling over after one swing anymore. It would have been really embarassing if a watcher of the multiverse would be falling over after using her sword once~."
X shifted her gaze to Z, beginning to look embarassed by it, "Z..."
"What?" Z smirked slightly at X's embarassed reaction, "You know I am right. Just admit~."
"Alright. I may have been..." X began to say.
"A bit?" Z asked, letting out a chuckle, "It was more than a bit to me. You were absolutely terrible at this. Remember when we you were fighting against a training dummy and the impact of it hitting you back knocked you to the ground?"
"Can you please not bring this up? You promised..." X replied with an embarassed look on her face, getting amused chuckles out of most of the watchers gathered around the table. She looked around the table afterwards, hoping someone will come in her aid and change the subject of the conversation, "What about the rest of you? How was your day?"
K saw X looking around for help and decided to be the one to help her out of this embarassing conversation, "...I finally decided to put my plan of visiting Akame Ga Kill universe into action."
R shifted her gaze to K, immediately growing more interested after hearing her words, "So you decided to visit it?"
"Yes." K nodded in confirmation as D's expression twisted slightly at this, "I'll go there at the start of the next week. I'm still deciding how to get into contact with the Night Raid, though."
"I see. If's that's the case, would you mind if I tagged along?" R asked, really hoping K would allow her to tag along.
K raised her brow at her, sensing there was a motive behind her, "Why?"
"Just thought it can be fun." R replied, not giving her the whole truth as he mind flashed back to a certain character she would be more than interested in meeting in this world.
K remained suspicious of her intentions, "I see."
"If R is going, then I suppose I can tag along too." C offered.
R looked at C with a pleasantly suprised look on her face, "What? You really want to join me and K on this."
"Someone has to keep you in check during this trip, after all." C explained as R smiled at her and wrapped her arm around her to give her a quick hug.
K shifted her gaze between C and R thoughtfully and let out a sigh. With C joining R here, she doubted R will pull off any of her usual students, "...Fine."
R's expression lit up at this, "Really?"
"Yes." K nodded in confirmation, "For as long as you countain yourself and won't be yourself."
"I won't be myself?" R asked, pretending to not know what K is talking about, "Could you specify it to me? I would like to know."
K immediately shook her head at this, looking annoyed by R wanting to get details out of her, "No."
X nodded in understanding, "Alrighty, then. I hope the three of you will have fun during your little visit."
"Yeah. Have fun during it and keep yourself safe during it." Z decided to wish them luck on this travel as well, "Who knows. Perharps we'll get someone new living with us if this works out."
"It would certainly be nice." Q stated as B quietly ate his food next to her.
"Yeah. I'm certain Popola, Devola, 6O and A2 will like it." A agreed with her, "Even if A2 will probably not show it."
Q nodded in agreement, knowing this kind of reaction is more than likely from A2, "Yeah. It is most likely she will try to brush this off as nothing."
"They shouldn't be here in the first place..." D muttered under his breath. It went unnoticed by his fellow watchers, though.
"Look at our little K." T said, referring to the fact that K was one of the shorest watchers as he looked at her with a playful and teasing look on her face, "She's slowly taking her steps in our large multiverse. It just makes my heart melt."
K looked at him with an annoyed look on her face, "Really? How about you tell you how was your day instead?"
T shrugged his shoulders and gave her his answer a second later, "The day was pretty boring to me if you want to know. I rewatched this one South Park movie to kill the boredom."
"A South Park movie? Are you talking about South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut?" M raised his brow in interest at this as N smiled to herself, having watched this movie as well and liked it very much.
T nodded in confirmation, "Yup."
M smiled, "I see. A good choice to kill the boredom."
"To be honest you didn't really had to ask about it." P told M, "I don't think there's any any other South Park movie aside from those covid specials."
M nodded, "I know. Just wanted to be sure."
"Could we even count this special as a movie?" G asked, "Each special about covid is about 45 minutes long and it didn't came out in the cinemas for all the obvious reasons."
P nodded in agreement, "True."
"It's actually kind of a shame that we didn't get more South Park movies in theaters." Y stated, "If they would be as good as the one we got, then I can see tell watching them would be a fun time."
S nodded in agreement, "Yeah. It's hard to disagree here."
"I remember going to see it in the cinema when it first came out." Z smiled a bit fondly at the memory, "I remember me and my sisters were laughing so hard at some scenes that our stomaches hurt so much when the movie ended.
"The songs in this movie were extremely catchy." X agreed with Z as everyone at the table looked at her, suprise beginning to grow on their facial features almost as if the thought of her liking it suprised them a bit, "What? What's wrong?"
"Nothing. It's just a bit suprising to see you like something like South Park." W explained what he and his fellow watchers were thinking right now?"
X looked confused by it, "Really? Why?"
"You just never came off of as someone who would like a TV show or a movie like this to us." W explained further, getting a few nods of agreement from everyone.
Z nodded in agreement, "Yeah. Even I'm a bit suprised by it."
X looked around everyone with a suprised look on her face, "Why? Just because I can sometimes act a bit too strictly when you do something irresponsible, it does not mean I can't enjoy a movie with a good homor and catchy songs. The resistance song is a genuinely good song. Whether you know where it's from or not."
U nodded in agreement, "I have to agree with you here. It was always my favourite song from the movie."
"It was enjoyable." L voiced his thoughts on this song in the emotionless tone everyone had come to know over the course of the last few months.
"Good to know even our stone face likes this movie." T chuckled at this as U smiled at L, happy to hear both of them had the same favourite song from this movie.
L slightly narrowed his eyes at him, "Is there a problem with it?"
"No! It's just good to hear. That's all." T shook his head. With L liking this movie, it made him ask himself if L smiled while watching it. Ever since they became the watchers, he hadn't seen him smile not even once, "As for me. If I were to choose my favourite song from this movie, then it would be the one about Kyle's mom."
R smiled, "Ah, a classic."
"Yeah." Q smiled as well as N found herself smilling as well, having found this song as her favourite one from the movie herself, "It's hard to find a person who knows this series and hasn't heard this song at least once."
"I lost the count of how many times I listened to it." B admitted as Q smiled at him.
"It will always stick in my head." E agreed with them as H silently nodded in agreement. D silently listened to the conversation between his fellow watchers, not really interesting in participating in it.
"I remember seeing this one video a bunch of people at their college sang this in front of a audience." M smiled a bit at the memory of this video and wishing how stuff like this happened at this own college.
G nodded at this, "I think I saw a video of it as well. They a bunch of the other songs from the movie too, right?"
"Yeah." M nodded in agreement, smilling as he was glad to see he wasn't the only one who saw those videos, "I don't think they only did the songs from the movie, though. They did some other songs like Wendy's song as well."
Q blinked thoughtfully and her eyes widened a second later, "Ohhh! think I know what you're talking about! I think I saw those videos on Youtube too!"
"You're not the only one." S told her, "I saw them as well."
"It's not too hard to be honest. The video of them doing the song about Kyle's mom is one of the first results when you search it on Youtube unless something changed if I remember correctly." K explained as T smiled at her. She looked at him with a raised brow, "What?"
"Nothing~." T replied playfully.
M exhaled, "Ah. I remember how jealous I was when I first watched those videos. It really made my college life seem boring."
C shrugged, "Maybe for you. It wouldn't change anything when it comes to my college."
"So sad." R commented on C's college life.
C glared at her, blushing in embarassment, "Shut up! If you attended college, then you would know!"
"I'm with M here." S agreed with M, "Watching videos like this really made it seem like my life in the police school was boring."
"Make it three, fellas." T voiced his agreement with them.
K shook her head, "I still can't believe you attended college."
T looked at her questioningly, "Why?"
"It's college and it's you?" K pointed out like the most obvious thing in the world, "Was the staff there blind? Or suffering some form my brain damage?"
T shook his head with an amused smile on his face, not touched by K's words,, "Ouch~. I'm so hurt. You can be so mean sometimes."
K rolled her eyes, "Like you're the one to talk. I'm just pointing out the truth."
"If you say so~." T replied playfully, getting the next eyeroll from K as he went further, "It doesn't change the fact that I wish my college did something like this. It would have been tons of fun to gather people around and sing those..."
X raised her brow in slight concern at T's sudden, "T? Are you there, dearie?
"You alright, pal?" Y asked, having noticed his silence as well.
T stayed silent for the next few seconds, "...Guys. I think I just got a perfect idea."
O looked at him with an interested look on his face, "Really? What is it?"
"Knowing you, it will probably be something stupid." K stated like it was the most obvious thing in the world to her.
"You sometimes really can underestimate my genius, K." T told her as K rolled her eyes at him again, having lost the count of how many times she's done this since meeting him. T looked around himself a second later, seeing the way everyone was looking at him right now and revealed his idea to them, "Guys. What if we do the same thing as in these videos. We gather ourselves somewhere in the HQ, maybe here in the dining room or in the living room, and sing some songs from the movies together, with some of us having an assigned role to a certain character."
N's eyes slightly widened upon hearing T's idea, finding herself growing interested in it as her mind was telling her it could have been fun. Unfortunely her interest in this idea was short lived as her mind was itself known to her again and reminded her she would be unable to participate in it because of her muteness. Letting out a disappointed sigh as her disability once again ruined something for her, she looked around herself and saw everyone look at T and seeing some of them getting interested in this idea.
"...I'm in." Z voiced her agreement with T's idea after a moment of silence, looking more than eager to participate in something like this.
M nodded, looking quite interested in this idea as well. "Same here."
"Me too! It will be so much fun!" Q excitedly voiced her agreement with this idea as B looked slightly uncertain about it. His more introverted side must have been getting the best of him right now.
"For as long as I will stay in the background..." Q's more quiet friend muttered under his breath.
"It could be fun." H agreed with this idea as E silently nodded in agreement. D shrugged his shoulders at the idea, looking indifferent about this idea. As the seconds passed, more and more watchers watchers continued to voice their interest in T's idea in their own ways. Even K looked slightly interested in it, even if she wouldn't admit her agreeing with something T came up with out loud in front of everyone.
"...Um, guys." W said after seeing how more and more of his fellow watchers agreeing with T's idea. N looked up at him and saw him looking down at her, making her realize what was he going to say to the rest. After making sure everyone had their eyes on him, he voiced what he had to say to them, "I don't think this idea will work."
Z looked at him questioningly, "What? Why?"
"Is there something wrong, man?" M asked, wanting to know what was bothering him.
"Guys. Did you forgot N is mute?" W explained. Everyone who was wondering what was bother W a second earlier felt how their eyes widened, having completely forgotten about about this part of N for a moment because of how the interest all of them formed in this idea. It made all of them feel terrible to say the least.
Z frowned at this, internally facepalming herself for not thinking about this, "...Oh, right."
"I didn't thought about this." Q admitted with a shame in her voice, her excitement about doing something like this made her forget about N being mute for a moment.
"Same here." J muttered under her breath in shame.
H looked at N with an apologetic look on her face, "Sorry, N..."
K elbowed T in irritation, "Great job, you idiot. Talk about a great idea..."
T looked like he wanted to slap himself for suggesting this in the first place, "Sorry..."
N quickly shook her head at this, not wanting the others to have their fun ruined because of it as she immediately signed to M, "No! It's okay! Can you tell them I'm okay with it, W?"
W raised his brow at this, "Are you sure about this?"
"Yes!" N immediately nodded, signing further, "Everyone seemed really into the idea. I don't want my disability to ruin everyone's fun."
W nodded in understanding and shfited his attention back to other watchers, "Calm down everyone. I know I brought this up in the first place, but you don't need to worry about it. N says it's okay. We can still do this if you want to."
T raised his brow, feeling a bit less ashamed of himself after hearing N was okay with this, "Really?"
"Yeah." W confirmed to him with a nod of his head.
X looked at her questioningly, "Are you sure about this, dearie? We don't want you to feel left out in this."
"Yeah. What she said." Z nodded in agreement as N nodded in confirmation, feeling everyone had their eyes on her and she wanted everyone to know she was indeed alright with this, "Alrighty, then."
"So. Everyone is alright with doing this?" X asked as she shifted her gaze away from N and looked around everyone, wanting to be sure if everyone really wanted to do this or if they were any objections to this. When most of the watchers gave them their answer by either voicing it or nodding their heads, she nodded to herself as she knew they could do this without anyone having a problem with this.
"So we're doing this?" V asked.
"L-Looks like it." I nodded, hoping she will get a role in the backgroubd as she felt shy and nervous about performing in front of the other people. Even those people were her fellow watchers. She glanced at V for a second, feeling herself blushing slightly at the thought of her seeing her sing.
"I'm not doing it." D said, looking far from interested in this idea.
H looked suprised by it, "What? Why?"
"Come on, pal." E told him, trying to make him lean more to this idea, "Don't be a stick in the mud. Give this a try."
Z looked at him with a slightly encouraging look on her face, "Yeah. It will be fun. You'll see."
D shook his head, wiping his eyes a bit and let out a yawn, "No."
"You don't have to play the main character in any of the songs, dearie." X told him, trying to find a way how to convince him to participate in this, "You can stay in the background for all of the songs and act as one of the background voices."
D sighed, "Fine. For as long as I will stay in the background, then I suppose I can join you for this..."
X smiled at him, gladdened to see him agree for this, "Great."
Z once again wrapped her arm around him, smilling as well, "Glad to see you changed your mind about this. You'll see have fun by the end of it. You'll see."
"Whatever." D muttered under his breath, preferring if he wouldn't have to agree for this as he grabbed Z's arm and pulled it away from him.
F rubbed the back of his head, "Alright. With this matter aside, so how do we plan this thing out?"
"I don't know. I haven't really done something like this before." S admitted, not really knowing how to start planning this singing part out.
"How about we start by picking out who will who in certain songs?" C suggested, feeling slightly nervous on the inside as she didn't really consider herself a good singer and was among the watchers who would prefer to stay in the background for this.
G nodded in agreement, "Yeah."
T slowly turned to look at X, "I think we should begin with the most obvious casting."
X looked at him questioningly, "What do you mean, dearie?"
"I think you will be a perfect candidate for Kyle's mom." T explained.
X looked slightly suprised by this, "What? Me?"
Y hummed in agreement, "Now that you mentioned it, it could work."
"I know, right?" T nodded, "X is the oldest one among us..."
"Only by one year...." Z muttered under her breath, being only one year younger than X.
Having no heard Z's comment, T continued, "...and generally acts like the group's mom for most of the time. She will be perfect for this role."
M nodded in agreement, "Yeah. It could work."
"There's one difference, though." K pointed out, "Unlike Kyle's mom, X is actually likeable."
"She's nice to look at as well, unlike Kyle's mom." R muttered under her breath, smilling slightly as she eyed X, having found her attractive, despite her being close to her 40's when becoming the watcher, ever since she first met her. The same went for Z.
T shrugged it off, "It's just a small detail which won't affect much of it. We're just setting up a small group singing. We're not doing a recreation of the whole movie."
X looked at T with a thoughtful look on her face, "You really thought I would make a good fit for Kyle's mom?"
"Yeah." T nodded in confirmation.
"Could you give us a sample of how you'd like as Kyle's mom?" M asked, "Just to make sure."
"Okay. Give a second." X smiled at him and she stayed silent for the next few seconds, wanting toget everything right. She cleared her throat after those few seconds passed, "...What? What? WHAT?!" She cleared her throat again and saw most of her fellow watchers looking at her with an impressed look on their faces "So. How was it?"
T nodded, now more certain about this idea, "It was perfect."
"Yeah." M nodded in agreement.
"You'll be a great fit for Kyle's mom." Z stated, smilling at her friend as a few of the watchers nodded in agreement.
X smiled and nodded at them, "Alright. If think I'll make a good fit for her, then I'll gladly play her."
"Alright. We have one of the main roles already. Time to discuss the rest." E said, getting nods of agreement from the watchers who were more than into the idea. Those who were still having second thoughts about it or weren't really interested in it didn't show gave notable answers to his words.
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Time had passed since the watchers begun their discussion regarding the idea of singing some songs from South Park together and most of the planning was already done by this point and most of the main roles such as X, Z, J and U playing the mothers of Kyle, Stan, Cartman and Kenny in the "Blame Canada" song or G, W and M playing the fathers of the four boys during the same song. Despite G being slightly reluctant about it as he would have preferred to stay in the background for this group singing, he was eventually convinced to give this a try.
The others songs were mostly planned out as well and as the roles of everyone of everyone in them were already casted such as Y playing Big Gay Al in "Thanks for asking" or T, S, E and O playing the four main boys from the show. T was more than eager to play the role of Cartman. They decided to do some extra songs from the show and Wendy's song was among them. Q immediately volunteered to be Wendy this song, wanting to sing it and everyone allowed her to have the role she had volunteered for.
Even though there were some watchers who were eager about having main roles in the songs, there were some watchers among them who preferred to stay in the background for their group singing. B, I, C, D and L were among those watchers. B, I and C were understable about it as the three of them had always been on the more quiet and shy part of their group. L and D weren't too suprising as well as both of them didn't show much interest in this idea since it was first brought up and everyone could see both of them, especially D, were going along with it for the sake of it.
N smiled slighty to herself, glad to see how most of her fellow watchers were looking forward to this idea and she could tell all of them or at least most of them will have fun during their little group singing idea. It made her feel a bit sad, though as she knew she won't get an opportunity to join them in this, because of her muteness and will miss out the fun. The saddened look she got on her face when she thought about this W didn't fail to noticed.
Even though their group had already thought of most of the stuff for this idea, there were still a few matters they had to discuss with each other and one of those matters included the opening song. It included Kenny's part of it in particular as the watchers intended to have it said out loud without it being muffled it, like it is in the intro. This is when a problem arose as as it was hard for all of them to say Kenny's part without laughing or having some other reaction which was ruining the effect.
All of them knew they had to choose someone who wouldn't show any reaction while doing this part and all of them had the perfect man for this job. All of them the turmed to look at L who was staying silent ever since their conversation on the matter of the roles in the songs started because of him lacking major interest in it.
He saw the looks everyone were giving him right now, "What?"
"Sing Kenny's part of the opening." T told him.
L stared at him blankly, "You must be joking."
"No. I'm completely serious right now." T said, pointing towards his face to prove his point and L saw lack of any playfulness and it made him believe that T was indeed serious right now.
R nodded in agreement, "Exactly. You're the only one who will be about to sings this without any notable reactions which would ruin the song."
"No." L once again shook his head, "I refuse to sing this or even say it out loud."
"Come on!" T insisted.
"Don't be a killjoy!" R added.
"No." L continued to refuse as R and T continued to insist on him doing this. They weren't the only ones. A few other watchers such as Z or Q or Y joined them on this and all of them continued to plead L to give this line a try, despite his constant refusal. B, C and I looked at him with sympathy evident on their faces, not envying the position he found himself in. L shook his head at Z being one of the ones pleading him. He was really having a hard time believing this woman was eight years older than him.
As L continued to refuse to give this a try, a familiar voice called out for him, "...Hey."
L shifted his attention to the source of the voice and set his eyes on U, "U?"
U smiled at him in an encouraging manner, "Come on. Give it a try. It won't hurt you. You know they won't give up unless you will finally give this a try. It will just last a second or two and you will have behind it."
L stared at her for a few seconds and pinched the bridge of his nose, letting out a deep frustated exhale, "Fine. I'll give this a try. For as long as it will make you shut up."
T smiled at this, "Great!"
"Now show us what you've got!" R smiled, more than looking forward to see L utter this line.
L looked around himself and let out a sigh, hating every second of it, "....I love girls with big fat titties. I love girls with deep vaginas..."
Upon uttering Kenny's line from the opening in his signature blank tone, everyone could tell a part of him died on the inside when he uttered those words. Everyone stared at him silently and only a few seconds had to pass until the first watcher couldn't contain themselves anymore and laughed. It was followed by the next watchers and it wasn't long until most of the found themselves either laughing or chuckling. The scene of someone uttering a line like this with an utterly blank voice like L just did was too funny of them to resist.
"Glad to see some people are enjoying themselves." Everyone could tell L was far from amused when he uttered those words as N shook her head with a small smile on her face, feeling a bit sad for L here. She looked at W a second later and saw him faceplanting into the table, laughing. She patted his back a few times a second later.
"I'm sorry, man." T kept laughing, "I just can't help myself!"
K shook her head at him with an unamused look on her face, "You really are an overgrown child."
X looked at Z who was laughing with a disappointed look on her face, 'Really?"
"Come on! Can you blame for it?" Z took a small pause to utter those words to X and started to laugh again. X shook her head at her friends behavior as she shifted her gaze to D and saw him chuckling at this. She smiled slightly at this. Even though she would have preferred if they other didn't laugh at L for it, she was still happy to see him smilling after acting uninterested in everything during their entire conversation.
The laughing continued for the several seconds until it slowly died down and R wiped a tear from her eyes once the laughter died down, "Man. That was golden."
P nodded in agreement, "You can say that again."
"Hopefully it won't happen again when L will say this line when we will sing the opening." E stated with an amused look on his face.
T nodded in agreement, "Speaking of which. Congrats L! You've been oppointed to sing Kenny's part in the opening."
"Great..." L replied. Everyone could tell he wasn't a fan of this, even if his tone was blank as ever. U smiled at him and put her hand on his shoulder, trying to make him feel a bit better about having this role.
With the matter of Kenny's part taken care, the watchers began discussing the next part of their group singing idea. The next part included who would play Mr. Mackey in the song where he played the major role. Choosing the watcher to play Mr. Mackey was hard for them as they wanted the song to be as accurate as possible and wanted the male watcher playing him to imitate Mr. Mackey's voice as best as possible. After going through some of the male watchers who tried to imitate Mr. Mackey's voice as best as they could, they found the male watcher with the best impression of him and mutually agreed to oppoint him to this role.
This fortunate or rather unfortunate watcher was B...
"...You must be joking!" B said, looking and sounding utterly against the idea of him playing the main role in one of the songs.
Z shook her head, "No. We're not."
T nodded in agreement, "Seriously, pal. You're the best guy for this role. Your Mr. Mackey's impressed is so on point."
"Yeah. To be honest I am almost jealous." M admitted.
"Same here. You sounded like you came straight from the show." W added.
B shook his head, beginning to grow nervous at the thought of having a main role in one of the songs, "B-But I don't want to!"
"Too bad~." R playfully smirked at him as I and C looked at B with sympathy written over their faces. L felt sympathy for him as well, having been volunteered into a role that he didn't want just like him. Even if he wasn't showing it.
"Just go along with it, pal." T added.
"Yeah. It will be fun." Z added her own part as well, "You'll love it, by the end of it! You'll see!"
"Dammit..." B thought to himself, knowing he was volunteered for this role even if he wasn't really a fan of having the main role in this song.
Q wrapped her arm around him, "Relax. It will be fun with you as the main lead for this song! It's just like me being a lead in Wendy's song!"
B glanced at her, "It may be fun for you. Knowing myself, I'll probably be screaming on the inside."
Q giggled at his reaction, "Come on! Don't be such a drama queen."
"Not being a fan of something you don't want to do is not being a drama queen." B pointed out to her as Q giggled once again. Some of the watchers chuckled at the scene between two of them and B faceplated into the table, "Do jasnej cholery. Why I was trying when I was imitating him? I dug myself into this hole here..."
Q smiled and patted him on his back comfortingly, "There, there."
"Just kiss you two~." R teased them half jokingly and half serious.
Q blushed at this, "W-What?"
"Come on." R smirked at Q's reaction, "It won't hurt you two. Just kiss~."
"N-No!" Q exclaimed with a blushing face. Her flustered reaction got a few chuckles from her fellow watchers.
B looked up at R, blushing himself and shook his head, "When you will get this through your head that me and Q are just friends?!"
"I don't she will until either of you will find a partner." C muttered under her breath, shaking her head at R's reaction. Sometimes she really wondered her choice of friends when it came to R.
"It will never get through my head. You two can keep telling yourself about being just friends but I know the truth!" R replied, her smirk refusing to leave her face as she shifted her gaze to W and N, "You're just like W and N. Two lovebirds who are refusing to admit are into each other and are keeping up a friendly facade~."
"Heh?!" W exclaimed, beginning to slightly blush as he and N were suddenly brought up by R in her teasing of B and Q. N felt her cheek heat up as well. If she was honest with herself, though, she wouldn't mind such turn of events when it comes to her and W.
C pinched the bridge of her nose in frustation, "Can you stop, R?"
"Seriously. This shipping part is getting annoying." K agreed with R, looking just as annoyed with it as C was.
"They're right, dearie." X nodded. She didn't sound as annoyed with it as C and K did, "Could you stop with this for now and we could go back to planning out our group singing?"
R playfully chuckled at this, "Alright~."
After R stopped with her shipping behavior, the watchers went back to what they were doing before it as N, W, B and Q felt the embarassment of R's teasing slowly fading away. As the planning was slowly coming to an end, N smiled sadly to herself. Even though she was happy her fellow watchers or at least most of them would have fun during it, she still wished there was something she could as it was making her feel a bad left out. Even if she told them earlier that it's okay if they want to do this. It was something W once again didn't fail to notice.
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N walked along the hallway of the HQ, making her way towards her room where she would end her day by going to sleep. Having finished planning out their group signing and assigned roles to each character from the songs, the watchers decided to call it a day and go to their rooms where they would end their end and perharps even practice for their group singing which will take place in about three days. All of them agreed to do it in three days from now on as they wanted to give each other as much time as they needed to prepare.
The mute watcher smiled slightly to herself, thinking about how excited her fellow watchers were to give this a shot with a few exceptions like L and B who still weren't considering themselves to be fans of the roles they've been given. It made her wonder if they will lean more to their roles over the course the upcoming three days. With L being himself and having the kind of line he has, he probably won't. When it comes to B, though, she wouldn't be suprised if Q somehow made him like his role more.
Her smile faded away from her face shortly after those thoughts flew through her mind, though. The thought of her fellow watchers having fun with their little singing idea was nice but the fact that her disability caused her to be excluded from it was making her sad. She knew what she said about her not minding her fellow watchers doing this without her as she didn't want her disability to ruin their fun, but it did not change the fact that a part of her wished she didn't got left out of the fun.
She shook her head to herself, letting out an exhale as she felt some unpleasant memories from her past and the trouble she got into because her muteness flew through her head. She thought about the weird stares she got from her classmates in the elementary school when it was revealed she was mute and how it caused her to have trouble with making friends. Words couldn't express how relieved she was when she made her first friend in the elementary school and she introduced her to her group of friends, resulting in N not being completely friendless during her time in the elementary school.
The friendship she made with her first friend and her friend group carried throughout their life as all of them continued to hang out with each other from the elementary school all the way to highschool. They even learned sign language as the time passed to make sure it will be easier for them to communicate with them. All of them even remained friends and in contact with each other after all of them left for college after finishing highschool.
Even if she managed to find herself a group of friends, it still didn't push away all the problems which came with her disability as she was often excluded from various activities at school or in her class which required of her to have an ability of speaking. It always made her feel sad as she really wanted to get to know how certain activities like starting in a play with a speaking role or even group singing like what her fellow watchers are doing right now feel. Something she never got and probably will never get to experience.
The mute watcher let out an exhale, pinching the bridge of her nose as she felt tears forming in her eyes. Words couldn't express how much she wanted to experience things like a normal person would and could communicate with the other people like a normal person would, without having to use a whiteboard or facing a person to learn sign language. Unfortunely. Sometimes no matter how much she tried to function like a normal person, sometimes even those efforts were in vain and her disability still excluded her from some activities a normal person would do without any problem.
"...N?" A concerned voice rang through her ears a second later, causing her eyes to shot open as she wasn't expecting to see anyone but her on this hallway. She quickly pulled her hand away from her nose, trying to compose herself a bit and turned around to look at this person, seeing W. The male watcher looked at her with a concerned look on his face, "Are you okay?"
N nodded at him, trying to act as if she was alright, "Never better!"
"N. You know you don't have to lie to me." W told her, not buying's N answer. The fact that she had tears in her eyes only reassured him in this.
N shook her head head, insisting of being alright as she forced a smile to prove her point to him, "I'm not fine. I'm perfectly fine right now. I appreciate the concern, but you don't have anything to be worried about. I'm fine."
W remained doubtful about her feeling alright and took a careful step towards her and pointed towards her teary eyes, "N. I can tell you're not fine right now. You have tears in your eyes. Come on. You know you can tell me and I won't judge you for it."
N looked at him with an uncertain look on her face, unsure if she should share her thoughts with him. She sighed softly a second later, "I just wish I wasn't mute sometimes. I'm really sick of the trouble it gives me and everyone around me. I'm sick how it sometimes excludes me from an activity a normal person would consider normal to them and I hate how it sometimes make me feel left out of the group..."
W took one more step towards her, beginning to reach his hand out to her as he looked at her with the same concerned look on his face, "Left out of the group? N. If you this makes you feel left out of the group, we can tell everyone to call this thing off. I'm certain the others won't mind and will understand it. You didn't have to lie to us by telling us you're okay with it earlier."
"I know what I said earlier." N signed to him, beginning to tear up again. She lowered her gaze to the floor, not wanting W to see her tearing up as she went further into her explanation, "This is why I said how much I'm sick of the trouble it gives to the people around me. I don't want other people to have their fun ruined because of me and the fact that I can't speak. I just don't want to be a burden to them. I don't want to be a burden to anyone..."
W put his hand on N's shoulder, making her look up at him and wrapped his arms around her to give her a comforting hug. N felt her cheeks heat up as W began voicing what he had to say to her, "N. You are not a burden and were never a burden to anyone. Just because you were unfortunate enough to be born with a disability like this does not make you a burden. Just because you can't do some stuff a person who can speak does not make a burden. You were a nurse back when we were humans on our homeworld and are now working as the doctor of our group, right? Someone like that is not a burden just because they can't speak."
N pulled away from him and looked up at him with what remained of her tears visible in her eyes. An expression of gratitude slowly began to form on her face as she signed to him, "Thank you. This was something I needed to hear. I just still wish there was a way I could join you and the rest in this group singing. At least I'll get a chance to watch you do this."
"What if there was a way you could join us, though?" W asked, "This is why I want to talk with you to be honest. I think I found a way how to include you in this."
N looked at him questioningly, wiping a tear from her eyes, "How?"
"You told me you used to help out with your older brother's music by setting up some equipment for him and playing some bits while he was playing, right?" W asked, wanting to be sure if he remembered it correctly as N felt her eyes widened, realizing where W was going with this, "How about you'll help us out with it by playing us music while we will be singing those songs? This way you'll have your own part in this."
N immediately nodded her head at this, more than into this idea and more than eager to put it into action when their group singing will happen.
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Three days passed and the day of the group signing had arrived. All of the watchers were gathered in the living room of the HQ, going through the final preparation for the group singing they had been preparing for for the last three days and and were moments away from starting this. Most of them stood close to each other in the middle of the living room, standing almost as if they were in a choir together.
N was the only exception when it came to them. The mute watcher stood in front of a console the watchers had brought into the living room for the purpose of the group singing. She was sitting on the seat behind it, waiting for her cue to turn on the music. She had a small smile on her face, happy about having a chance to participate in this in some way as she glanced at W and saw him talking with W and G about something.
The watchers weren't the only people in the living room right now, though. The androids from the world several of them had visited a few months ago and who were living living with them now were present in the living room as well. All of them were sitting by the same table, all of them reacting and showing their interest in what they will witness the watchers do in a few minutes from now on in their own ways.
6O looked quite excited about seeing this, looking forward to see R singing as she and the female watcher started a relationship shortly after the watchers left the world of NieR. Popola was on the same boat as her as she wanted to see A sing because of her relationshipw with him. Devola looked rather interested in it as well, even if she had a glare on her face right now. She had a glare on her face right now as she noticed D standing in the background of the watchers where he intended to remain for all of the singing. A2 was there as well and unlike the other three, she wasn't showing any interest in it and admitted she had been dragged to watch this by Q and B. Mostly Q.
N nodded to herself, wiggling her fingers a bit as she eyed the buttons in front of her with a slightly excited look on her face. The saying she was quite excited for it was the understatement of the century. She shifted her attention to her fellow watchers at first and saw them standing in a position together. T, R, L and Z stood in front of the watchers, having been assigned to sing the opening song together.
The mute watcher once again nodded to herself, seeing all of them were ready to begin. She held up five fingers to them and began counting down on her hand, wanting her fellow watchers to know when she will turn on the music. When she reached one, she used her other hand to push down a button to make the melody from the opening start playing. The four watchers who were assigned to sing the opening song wasted not time and began to sing the opening soon as soon as the melody from it started to play.
T, R, L and Z: I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time.
R and Z: Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
T and L: Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind.
R and Z: Ample parking day or night, people spouting: "Howdy, neighbor!"
T and L: Headin' on up to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind.
L: I love girls with big fat titties. I love girls with deep vaginas.
T, R, L and Z: Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine!
As soon the opening song ended, the sound of someone clapping their hands echoed throughout the living room and everyone looked towards Popola, 6O, Devola and A2. The former three were clapping their hands and A2 stared at them with her arms crossed. Even Devola's glare which was directed towards D faded away. T, R and Z bowed to their small audienced as L turned away from them and quickly went to the back, wanting to be away from the focus of everyone.
As N joined 6O, Popola and A2 in clapping, L stopped in his tracks next to D, both of them standing behind most of the watchers as he was glad to have his part in the group singing behind him. He glanced at D upon stopping next to him and saw the younger man looking ahead of himself with a blank uninterested look on his face. He could tell he wasn't a big fan of the idea but just went along with it for the sake of it.
Z turned around to look at L with an amused look on her face after seeing him leave for the background immediately, "Aw~. What's wrong, L? Why did you go? Do you want to disappoint our audience?"
"Shut up." Everyone could tell L was far than amused by her teasing. It got some chuckles out of everyone, no matter if they were the watchers or the androids in the audience.
Z chuckled at it, "Why do you have to be so mean?"
R nodded in agreement, looking amused in it as well, "What will our audience think of you?"
"They wouldn't like to know their favourite performer is so mean behind the scenes. Would they?" T added his own part to their teasing.
L remained unamused by their attempts at messing with him, "Whatever."
Z smiled at L, "I have to say, though. I'm seriously amazed by how you can keep your composure, no matter what. There's no way in hell I would manage to say those lines in such a serious voice without laughing."
"Same here." R nodded in agreement.
T looked at him questioningly, "Seriously. How are you doing this?"
"Does it matter?" L muttered under his breath, clenching his hand a bit as he didn't want to talk about it.
U looked down, noticing this clenched hand and looked up at them, Even though she didn't knew what was the cause of it, she preferred if they stopped pushing L about it, "Guys? Can we just move on from this to the other song."
K rolled her eyes, 'Besides. There's a simple answer to why he doesn't burst out laughing at this part of the opening. He isn't an overgrown child like you three."
"Excuse me for acting like this, K~. I don't think I'm completely at blame here, though." T told her, smirking slightly at the Asian woman as he shifted his gaze to E, "Because I think this is all Kyle's mom fault!"
E glared at him, knowing what to answer with, "Shut up, fatboy!"
"Kyle's mom is that one that started that damn club and all is because she's a big fat stupid bitch." T explained, going along with the lines from the movie
"Don't say it Cartman!" E told him.
T raised his hands dramatically, "WEEEEEEELLLLL!"
E pointed at him, cutting him off, "Cartman don't do it!"
T lowered his hands only to put them up again, "WEEEEEEELLLLL!"
E once again pointed at him to cut him off, "Cartman! I am warning you!'"
"Ok, ok." T waved it off, turning away from E.
"I'm getting pretty tired of him..." E began to say only to be cut off by T who this time managed to successfully start the song. When it happened, N wasted no time and pressed the next button
T: Well! Kyle's mom is a bitch. She's a big fat bitch. She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. Kyle's mom a bitch, she a big fat bitch. she the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.. She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch. She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
"Shut your fucking mouth, Cartman!" E glared at him, going along with what was in the movie as the watchers standing behind them started to clap. N started to clap as well and the androids in the audience followed her example and began to clap as well. With A2 who looked at her fellow androids weirdly being the only exception.
T: Monday, she's a bitch. On Tuesdays, she's a bitch and Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch. Then on Sunday, just to be different. She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!
T looked his shoulder at his fellow watchers, "Come on! You all know the words!"
Everyone aside from N: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.
T: She's a b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch. B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch she's a stupid bitch. Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.
Everyone aside from N and T: YEAH!
T: Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit something like this:
P, K and R: Kǎizi de māmā shìgè pōfù, tā shì jī lǎo mìshù dàshī, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng shuō, mōle bèi tā biàn pōfù!
C, B and Q: Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier.
J, Z and H: Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was.
F, U and I: Yeye ni Bitch yote ya wavulana na wasichana.
T: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair. She's a b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch.
The watchers aside from N: Lalalala!
T: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bitch she's a stupid bitch. Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.
It was when X stepped forward after staying in the background for most of the audience and all of the watchers gasped in shock and horror upon seeing her do this, stopping to sing an in an instant. X stopped next to T, glaring at him with a stone cold expression on her face as T didn't think much of it and continued the song.
T: I really mean it! Kyle's mom. she's a big fat fucking bitch!. Big ole fat fucking bitch, Kyle's mom!. Yeah, cha!
While he was putting the finishing touches on the song, T started doing some dramatic poses and ended with himself going on his knees and acting like he was a rockstar with a massive audience in front of them. A few of his fellow watchers couldn't help themselves and smiled in amusement at the scene. K was the exception from them as she rolled her eyes at how at was acting right now.
T got himself into a standing position a second after ending the song, hearing the clapping from N, Popola, Devola and 6O and glanced to the side, seeing X and the way she was looking at him right now. He felt her stone cold expression hitting like a thousand of daggers, "Oh fuck..."
"What? What? WHAT?" X shouted angrily, putting on an angry persona of Kyle's mother as T held back an amused smile at this, "What is that terrible, horrible language I just heard from you Eric? Could Mr. Mackey come here?!"
B stepped forward from the watchers, looking like he really didn't want to do this and he put on his best impression of Mr. Mackey, "What's wrong Ms. Broflovski?"
"Haven't you heard this foul language from this young man Mr. Mackey?" X replied, pointing towards E, "Could you do something about it? We have to keep out children away from such a dirty language!"
"Very well, Ms. Broflovski. As the school councelor, I'll do my best to improve these problem children language abilities." B nodded, allowing X to step away as he turned around to look at his fellow watchers and looked at them with with a bit harsh and scolding look on his face, "Listen me to children. There are times when you get suckered in. By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, mm'kay. But it's when you do these things too much. That you've become an addict and must get back in touch..."
The male watcher let out a deep exhale, preparing himself for what was about to come as he felt himself screaming on the inside as he was about to perform a song in front of everyone. He looked over his shoulder, seeing Q looking at him with an encouraging smile on her face and gave him a thumbs up as he shifted his attention ahead himself towards the small audience in front of him.
He opened his mouth again, his tone becoming more of a singing one and N pressed the button, beginning the jiggle for Mr. Mackey's song as she knew what was about to come. The jiggle echoed throughout the living room as B began the song.
B: You can do it, it's all up to you, mm'kay. With a little plan, you can change your life today! You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack. Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack.
Upon uttering the last sentence, B did the motion with his hand of the said activity and blushed a bit in embarassment of himself doing this in front of everyone. The fact that he could feel the grins of a few of his fellow watchers on his back wasn't helping him with his embarassment.
B: Follow my plan and very soon you will say, "It's easy, m'kay!". Step 1: Instead of ass, say "buns", like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole!". Step 2: Instead of shit, say "poo", as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold". Step 3: With bitch, drop the 't' because "bich" is Latin for generosity!. Step 4: Don't say fuck anymore, 'cause fuck is the worst word that you can say, so just use the word, "Mm'kay!"
Everyone aside from B and N: We can do it it's all up to us, mm'kay
B: Mm'kay.
Everyone aside from B and N: With a little plan we can change our lives today!
B: You can change it today.
Everyone aside from B and N: We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash, Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash.
Upon uttering this part of the song, the watchers did what B did earlier and did a motion similiar signalling the said activity. B allowed himself to look at the small audience in front of him when it happened and set his eyes on A2. He saw his android friend looking at him with a slight amusement on her face as she watched him have the main role in this song.
Everyone aside from B and N: Follow this plan and very soon you will say. It's easy, mm'kay!
B: Step 1...
Q: Instead of ass, say "buns",
E: Like "kiss my buns",
H: Or "you're a buns hole"!
B: Step 2...
I, Y and S: Instead of shit, say "poo"
V: As in "bull poo"
F: "Poo head"
G: And "this poo is cold"
B: Step 3...
The male watchers: With bitch, drop the 't'.
The female watchers: Because "bich" is Latin for generosity!
B: Step 4...
Everyone aside from B and N: Don't say "fuck" anymore.
Everyone aside from N: Because "fuck" is the worst word that you can say.
Everyone aside from B and N: Fuck is the worst word that you can say! We shouldn't say fuck. No, we shouldn't say fuck, fuck no!
B: You're cured, you can go!
Everyone aside from N: We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash. Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash. Follow this plan and very soon you will say. It's easy, mm'kay!
Everyone aside from B and N: It's easy, mm'kay!
B: It's easy, mm'kay!
Everyone aside from B and N: It's easy, mm'kay!
B: It's easy mm'kay!!!
Everyone aside from B and N: It's easy, mm'kay! It's easy, mm'kay! It's easy, mm'kay! It's easy, m'kay!
B let out a deep exhale after uttering the last part of the song as he was relieved it was over and his part in their group singing was over. He looked ahead of himself at the small audience in front of him, seeing N, Popola, Devola, 60 clapping for him and his performance. He even saw A2 clapping slowly for him. He looked over his shoulder a second later and saw Q giving him a thumbs up and a smile. He smiled back at his friend.
X stepped up from the crowd of the watchers again and looked at B with disappointment written on her face, "What? What? WHAT?! Mr. Mackey? What was that supposed to be?"
B looked at her a bit weirdly, "Umm. I was trying to teach the children over here not to use foul language..."
"By singing them a song with such terrible profanities?" X stepped closer to him as B could have sworn he felt a chill go down his spine after seeing the stone cold expression on the usually kind woman's face. She shifted her gaze to T and looked at him questioningy, "Where did you heard those terrible words in the first place?"
"It was a Terrance and Philip movie..." T explained, looking like he was young child getting scolded by his mom.
"Ah, I see! So you got it from the Canadians!" X shouted angrily as A and N exchanged glances with each other, both of them feeling werid at their country getting mentioned in such a way. N pressed the button, causing the music to start playing as X turned to face the small audience in front of her and the rest, "That does it! Our neighbours from the north have crossed us for the last time!"
X: Times have changed Our kids are kids are getting worse. They won't obey their parents. They just want to fart and curse!
Z: Should we blame the government?
J: Or blame society?
G, W and M: Or should we blame the images on TV?
X: No! Blame Canada!
Everyone aside from N: Blame Canada!
X: With all their beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies!
Everyone aside from N: Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
X: We need to form a full assault!
Everyone aside from N: It's Canada's fault!
Z: Don't blame me for my son Stan. He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off to join the Klan!
J: And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf, but now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
X: Well, blame Canada!
X, Z, J, U, G, W and M: Blame Canada!
After reaching this part of the song, a few watchers in the background of the song held up various Anti-Canada merchandise such as signs or T-shirts they had gotten specifically for this song. N rubbed the back of her head with a slightly sheepish expression on her face after seeing all of this and she saw A looking awkward about it. Especially since he was standing among them when they held up all of this merchandise.
X: It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along!
X,Z, J, U, G, W and M: Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
A: They're not even a real country anyway!
Upon uttering his part of the song, A looked towards N and both of them exchanged awkward glances at this. The saying A was far from amused when he was oppointed to sing this part of the song was the understatement of the century.
U: My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true. Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue!
The male watchers: Should we blame the matches?
The female watchers: Should we blame the fire?
Everyone aside from N: Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
X: Heck no!
Everyone aside from N: Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
X: With all their hockey hullabaloo.
J: And that bitch Anne Murray too!
Everyone aside from N: Blame Canada! Shame on Canada! For the smut we must stop. The trash we will stash. The laughter and fun must all be undone. We must blame them and cause a fuss before somebody thinks of blaming us!
The watchers ended the song with a loud finish and exchanged glances with each other seconds after the last part of the song was said. Some of them exchanged smiles with each other, having fun right now with what they were doing and X looked over her shoulder and saw D standing behind her. Despite his lack of interest in their group singing, she noticed the young man had a smile on his face right now and seeing him having even a tiny bit of fun caused her smile to grow wider. E, H, R, P and Z took notice of this, just like X did and smiled at it as well.
U shifted her gaze to L after seeing D smile, wanting to know if the stone faced watcher had any emotion on his face because of what is happening right now and saw his having the same blank look on his face. She smiled at him and L returned her gaze, keeping his face the same as before. Despite this, U kept her smile on her face as she was happy to see her participating in something like this with them.
W looked ahead of himself and set his eyes on N. He smiled at her, glad to see she was enjoying herself right now as N smiled back at him, having fun in the job she got oppointed to because of him and raised her hand a bit, wiggling her fingers a bit as she got herself ready to put on the music for the next song. Seeing this, the watchers got ready to sing the next song they had agreed on, with the watchers in the center in it getting especially ready for it as they knew still had a few more songs ahead of them...
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N walked along the hallway towards her room, feeling all happy with herself and with what happened today as she had tons of fun today. Seeing her fellow watchers sing all those songs together and playing the music for them for the better effect of everything was so much fun. She was glad all of it was recorded as well. She was certain those recordings were something she and her fellow watchers will come back in the future to fondly remember this moment.
Her mind flashed back to W as she reached the door and pushed it open. Her smile slightly grew as she walked into her room and kicked off her footwear. She was really grateful to him for coming up with this idea of her playing the music when the watchers will do their singing. If it wasn't for him coming up with an idea of her playing the music for her fellow watchers when they will sing, then she would probably remain on the backlines for this as she mostly likely wouldn't come up with it herself.
She wouldn't come up with it herself as the part where she helped her older brother with his music when she was younger completely flied out of her mind around the time the watchers started planning out their group singing . With her feeling bad because of her inability to join them in this, it must have caused her to forget about it for a moment. At the same time she couldn't help herself and shook her head in a slight amusement.
"Wade. If you only knew how much it would help me out in the future." She thought to herself with a fond smile on her face as she thought about her older brother and how he probably never suspected how asking her to help him out with his music will help her out right now. Her fond smile faded away a second later, though as she let out a sigh. The thought of her older brother made her wonder how is he doing right now. The same went for the rest of her family.
She was pushed out of her thoughts a second later as someone knocked on the door to her room. It was followed by W's voice sounding in her ears, "Hey."
The mute watcher turned around to look at him and saw him smilling at her. She smiled back at him, "Hey, W. Do you need something?"
"I just wanted to check on you before I'll go to my room." W explained as he stepped into her room and walked over to her, "Today was fun."
"Yeah. It was." N agreed with him as W stopped in front of her, "I could see everyone were having fun with it. Even L in his own L kind of way, even though I can tell he was dying on the inside when he sang his part of the opening."
"Yeah. He probably never imagined himself singing something like this until now." W nodded in agreement, letting out a chuckle as he recalled how L immediately went into the background after finishing the opening, "Seeing D step away from the monitors for once and do something with all of us instead of just H and E or X and Z was nice as well."
N nodded and asked him, "Do you think it will get him to do this more often with us?"
"I don't know. Only time will tell. I hope it will, though." W replied.
She smiled at N a second later, "You performed well with the music, by the way."
N smiled at him gratefully, "Thanks. Glad to see I got some use out of all the times I helped out my brother with his music."
"You seemed to be having fun with it too." W pointed out, adding to what he said to her a moment earlier.
N shrugged, "It was fun. It brought me back to when I was a younger as well. It was nice to be able to join you for this in some way as well. Thanks for this, by the way."
"No problem." W smiled at her, "It was nothing."
"No. I mean it. I'm really grateful to this." N smiled back at him as she leaned a bit closer to him and placed a kiss on his cheek to show her gratitude to him.
W blushed, putting his hand on his cheek as he looked at her with a suprised look on his face, "...N? What was that?"
N found herself blushing at her own action as well when she provided him an explanation for her action, "I just wanted to show you my gratitude for comforting me a few days ago and giving me a chance to participate in what happened today."
"I see..." W nodded in understanding, his blush staying on his face as he let out a deep exhale. He braced himself for what he was about to come when he uttered the next words to her, "N. Can I ask you something?"
N raised her brow at him, "Sure. What is it?"
"Would you like to go out with me sometime?" W voiced his question, having braced himself for whatever reaction it will get out of N.
N's eyes widened in suprise at this, feeling her face heating up again, "As in a date?"
"Yeah." W nodded in confirmation, feeling himself growing slightly hot as she started to feel nervous on how N will reply to him asking her out on a date.
N stared at him with a suprised look on her face for a few seconds, her mind processing the fact that she was just asked out by him. She broke herself out of her suprised state and smiled at him, nodding her head as she gave him her answer, "Yes. I'll go out with you."
W smiled at this, "Really?"
N nodded in confirmation,"Yes. I would love to go out with you. I always thought you were cute."
"Good to know I wasn't the only one, then." W chuckled, rubbing the back of his head as N felt her blush grow at W admitting he found her cute. Both of the smiled at each other, finding themselves looking forward to the upcoming date between them.
N looked at him questioningly, "So. When are we going to have our date?"
"How does tommorow sound to you?" W suggested.
"Alright. Sounds good to me." N nodded in agreement, agreeing with the suggestion as she could already tell tommorow will be tons of fun for her. She looked at him questioningly again a second later, having something else
"Do you have any idea where can have our date? Or will we do everything spontaneously once we'll get to it?" N asked him the next question a second later, her questioning look on her face.
"You brought up something about wanting to visit How To Train Your Dragon universe when I asked you about this, right? What do you think about going there? I'd say it would make a good place for our first date." W asked in return as N felt her smile growing wider, now looking forward to this date even more.
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Wasn't expecting this chapter to turn out as long as it did. Here we go with the next chapter set in the first months of the watchers having this job. Only this one wasn't jumping between past and present. The next chapter should take place back in the current timeline and I can tell I'm going to have tons of fun writing it.
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