A/N: While it may not be as liked as the other TF2 commercials, it's still highly requested, and I have a new host to join the group for it.

"Alright y'all, gather round, we got a new world and a new temporary cohost", Zeik said as he suddenly appeared next to Z. "Oh crap, who is it this time?", Katsuki asked, "Oh, just a friend of ours named ProfessionalRanter, he's got a spilt personality", Z said. This confused a few, "Split into what?", Ochako asked nervously, "One sides a Sociopath, and the others a Psychopath. It's always a party when someone like that shows up", Zeik said while rubbing his hands together.

"Should we be worried?", Mandalay asked, "Oh yeah, FYI, he chose a form that should require that Eri and Kota look away", Z said. With a snap of his fingers, the youngest are blinded and deafened, "Is it weird we're now used to that?", Momo asked. "What form did he take?", All Might asked, "You can see for yourself, he's just about here", Zeik said, pointing to the far left.

FWOOSH!

Everyone waited as a familiar figure, wearing a black vest, white undershirt with the sleeves rolled up, black gloves, and a red tie. He had black pants, black boots, and long, curly black and green hair, looking a lot like their friend. His face was a deathly pale, freckles, and his eyes were bigger than normal, with a crazed look.

"Ery'body, meet the ProfessionalRanter", Z introduced as the man walked in with a grin that made them feel uneasy. The main problem was that he looked EXACTLY like Izuku Midoriya, just a lot more insane looking. "Why do you look like Midoriya?", Mina asked with a raised hand, though was still nervous. The man just smiled as he walked closer with his hands behind his back, his smile not wavering.

"Well it's quite simple young Ashido", Professional said, his voice eerie and disturbing for the rest. "And what's that?", Inko asked, also nervous, "BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN YOU PINK SKINNED SKANK WITH RACCOON EYES!!!", Ranter yelled. Everyone recoiled in fear, more so Mina, who was paler than normal as the yell echoed in her head. "Oh don't mind him, he didn't mean anything by it", Professional said, giving the pink girl a pat on the back.

"Jesus Christ", Aizawa said, also scared, "Don't worry, that's how he always is", Zeik said, giving PR a pat on the back. "Why is he like that's?", Jiro asked, "Because he can", Z said simply, "Yeah, he's bros with tons of other people like him", Zeik said. "Really?", Lida asked, backing away, "Yup, I'm friends with every psychopath in the multiverse", Professional said, straightening his tie.

"YOU HAVE NOT LIVED TILL YOU PLAYED CRAPS WITH WORLD FAMOUS MASKED KILLERS!", Ranter yelled. "Ain't that the truth, so how's Hannible?", Zeik asked, "Oh he's fine, we played poker last week. Until I found out he cheated, slit his throat, and ate all the skin of his bones and organs. And after that, I turned his bones into my new chair which I use to watch Hitler burn in an acid chamber for hours", Professinal said.

...

"Whoa, even I didn't see that coming, but damn that sounds epic", Zeik said amongst the silenced group. "And you said he's the calm one?", Ochako asked, "YOU BET YOUR ASS HE IS, AND I'M THE ONE ONLY THINKING ABOUT KILLING EVERYONE IN THE DAMN ROOM!", Ranter yelled. Z just stood stiff, "I'm starting to have second thoughts", he said, also scared by the shady man. "Oh relax, you hang out with me, and I'm not that bad", Zeik said, "And your saying that with a straight face?", Z shot back.

"Hey now, let's get this party started!", Professional said as he happily took a seat, those near him scooting away. "FUCK YEAH, BRING ON THE BLOOD, EXPLOSIONS, AND SENSELESS MURDER!", Ranter cheered. "Can you stay here and keep an eye on him?", Z asked, "Sure thing, I like this guy, er, guys", Zeik said, fumbling at the end. Z sighed as he left, the world starting as Zeik took a seat beside ProfessionalRanter.

Mr. Mundy drives his camper van in a remote outback. Interspersed are scenes of him on the telephone to his father, and other scenes of him at work. He wore a black vest, red shirt, black pants and boots, a cowboy hat, and mirror shade glasses.

"Whoa, what is he this time?", Kaminari asked, "A professional sniper", Professional said with a smile. "So he kills people?", Inko asked, "YES, AND HE'S DAMN GOOD AT IT!", Ranter yelled. "Why don't you just shut up?", Katsuki asked, "WHY DON'T YOU EAT SHIT YOU EGOTISTICAL SACK OF HOG CRAP AND BLOOD!?", Ranter yelled.

The Sniper was looking at one bobblehead of Team Fortress Classic Civilian. "Boom, headshot", he said, flicking it, making it bobble.

Title card shows up, a remix of the Magnum Force theme starts up.

"It's nice music", Jiro said, "Do you comment on every music piece in these worlds?", Professional asked. "Yes?", she answered, scared, "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS!?", Ranter asked, pulling out a phone. Pressing a few buttons, a video began playing, some music blaring as loud as the phone could go.

(Sounds like chainsaw ripping through skin like in horror movies)

The girl was pale as Ranter just laughed at her face, "AHAHAHA, MAN, LOOK AT HER, I'VE ONLY EVER SEEN SOMEONE THAT PALE WHEN A GUY GETS THEIR BALLS BLOWN OFF VIA SHOTGUN!", Ranter said. All men were now pale, Mineta even fainted as tears poured from his eyes and he clutched his junk for dear life.

"Sniping's a good job, mate! It's challenging work, out-of-doors... I guarantee you'll not go hungry, 'cause at the end of the day, as long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead", he said with a thick Australian accent. A scene shows him bushing his teeth, looking at the mirror, which had many pictures of Sato, Kirishima, Shouto, and Katsuki, Sato being the only one that doesn't have an X on it.

"Did he kill us here?", Kirishima asked, "Yup, and they're some of my favorite types of kills", Professional said. "What is your favorites?", Cementos asked, too early for Midnight and Mountain lady to cover his mouth. "IT INVOLVES A CAR BATTERY, A PLUNGER, SOME COCAIN, AND A STICK OF DYNAMITE!", Ranter yelled. This confused a few, but don't wanna question it to begin with, "Even the mental image is sickening", Nejire said.

A BLU Sato, who was pointed out as a target, is seen shooting, but the Sniper makes a headshot on him. The bullet travels through Sato's head and shatters the bottle the BLU Endeavor is holding; the glass gets in his eye and he screams. He then uses his Grenade Launcher. After that, the grenades roll next to the BLU Endeavor as he falls down; then the Sniper then hears and sees a huge explosion.

"YES, DEATH, MURDER, DESTRUCTION!!", Ranter cheered, "That seemed like overkill to me", Blood King said. "HELL NAW, NOTHING'S BETTER THAN DEATH BY EXPLOSION, LIKE ENTIRE PLANETS AND COUNTLESS HUMANS DYING AT ONCE!", Ranter yelled. "It's more surprising on how many times I've seen that", Zeik said offhandedly, the rest looking at him in surprise.

"Dad? Dad I'm- ... y- ... Not a crazed gunman, Dad, I'm an assassin! Well, the difference being one is a job, and the other's mental sickness!", the Sniper argued on the phone.

To the audience, "I'll be honest with you— my parents... do not care for it", he said with a solemn look on his face.

"I sure wouldn't", Tomoko said, "The pays still good", Glowster said, "YEAH, MONEY TO KILL, I LOVE IT!", Ranter said. "Though it isn't as enjoyable as killing someone just for the fun of it", Professional said with a pondering look.

The Sniper sat in a tower, looking through scope, "I think his mate saw me...", he said to the side. Just then, bullets ricochet near the Sniper, he then ducks, "Yes, yes he did!", he yelled, ducking away from the incoming fire.

The Sniper drinks a coffee and takes a shot; he kills BLU Aizawa with his kukri, through the chest, who falls down off-screen.

"WOO, IMPALEMENT, IT'S BEAUTIFUL!", Ranter said as Aizawa clutched his chest in the phantom pain. "Not gonna lie, Z's showing a lot more death than I thought he would", Zeik said, looking at the list. "It's sill amazing how he's able to show new worlds and their reactions", Professional said. "MY FAVORITE ARE THE ONE'S WITH DEATH AND MINDLESS DESTRUCTION!", Ranter said.

Cut to the Sniper again, he shoots the BLU Recovery Girl, BLU Kirishima and BLU Shouto, and then shoots the screen. "Feelings?! Look, mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes what bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards: Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet", he said.

"THAT'S MY PLAN EVERY WAKING HOUR!", Ranter said, pulling out two giant swords from his back, the rest baking away. "Easy buddy, how about after this, we go destroy an army of demons and Nazis?", Zeik asked. "I THINK I LIKE YOUR STYLE!", Ranter said, putting his swords away, "Are we not gonna mention how he wanted to kill us?", Miro asked. "It's best not to think about that", Professional said.

Super cut of him taking his hat off for respect for Aizawa, time lapse of him in the tower with yellow jars, and climbing up to another tower.

"Dad, dad... put-, sighs, put mum on the phone!", the Sniper said, now leaning on the phone box. He sounded exhausted, bored, and a little angered by the conversation he was having with his parents as the video ended.

"Aww, I was hoping for more death", Professional said with a pout, making everyone feel confused on their feelings since he looks just like Izuku. "For God's sake, SHUT UP!", Katsuki yelled, only to get tackled by Ranter, who held his shirt.

"LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU PATHETIC SACK A SHIT! IF I HEAR ANY OTHER WORD OUTTA YOU, OR INSULT TO DEKU, I'LL PERSONALLY SHOVE A GRENADE DOWN YOUR THROAT AND A CASE OF C-4 THROUGH YOUR URETHRA! AFTER YOU EXPLODE, I'LL PISS ON THE ASHES! THEN, IM GONNNA SCOOP UP THOSE ASHES, PUT THEM IN A PILL, AND THEN SHOVE THEM UP SATAN'S ASSHOLE!", Ranter yelled.

Katsuki, while angry, he was also scared out of his mind as his mind tried to make sense of him being scared of someone who looks just like Deku. Getting up, ProfessionalRanter dusted himself off as he gave the group a final look with pure insanity. "It was enjoyable watching this world with you all, I wish you all the best of luck in future viewings", Professional said.

"COMMON ZEIK, LET'S F&$K UP SOME NAZI'S!", Ranter yelled as he pulled out a large RPG, "Hell Yeah!", Zeik said, following him out the room and into a portal.

...

"I need a break", All Might said, his shirt soaked with blood that seeped from the corners of his mouth. The rest all just fainted, taking a well deserved break from what they've all been through.

A/N: Sorry if this was more about Professional and Ranter, I just thought it'd bring som new stuff in. Plus, it was pretty fun writing Ranter and his bizarre ideas and rants, pun intended.