Meet The Engineer

A/N: So here's the second to last OFFICIAL TF2 commercials, that's not to say I'm done making more TF2 chapters.

"Ok everyone, gather 'round, we got another guest, who'll be staying longer than most", Z said, all attention on him. After the last viewing, the group had all fainted from ProfessionalRanter, scared shitless of him. "Nope, nuh uh, no way!", Mina said, crossing her arms, "I agree, not after the last guy!", Mineta said, still scared. "Seriously, what happened?!", asked an angry Kota, being kept in the dark about their previous guest.

"Believe me Kota, you don't want to know", Mandalay said, still sick at what Ranter said to Katsuki. "Relax, this guy isn't as bad, in fact he's kinda nice", Z said, looking at a list, "Alright, what's his name?", Gran Torino asked. "He's named steampunk123123, and he actually has experience making worlds about you all", Z said. This peaked some interest with the rest, "Any ones that stand out?", RG asked, sipping on some ginger-ale.

"Yes, one where Izuku is paired with someone", Z said, "Who?", Kirishima asked, ignorant to the girls reaction. "Mandalay", Z said, the pro in mention blushing like mad, "M-me?!", she asked, "Yup, and it's an interesting view, he has made other worlds. Though I don't know if you'd understand them seeing as how they're about other worlds", Z explained. A few were confused, but they can imagine those worlds sounding interesting, even the ones about different worlds altogether.

"Lemme guess, Zeik is bringing him here?", Midnight asked, "Yeah, but I had to pull him out of his world as he was busy with ProfessionalRanter", Z said with a groan. "Wasn't he killing Nazi's or something?", Aizawa asked, "That, among other things", Z said, rubbing his eyes. "I'd ask more, but I feel that's enough information", Kaminari said, not wanting to hear more about death and murder.

FWOOSH!

Everyone looked over to see a new portal open, and Zeik walking through, covered in blood, literally dripping off him. "Woo! Man, that dude has some creative ways to take down an army", Zeik said with glee. "Couldn't you have washed up before coming here?", Miro asked, "Sorry, Z pulled me out right when I was in the zone", Zeik said, cracking his back. "Don't you feel bad for killing them?", Inko asked, trying not to gag at the horrible smell.

"Not really because A: They're evil and B: It's actually just one big simulation I made", Zeik explained as he whipped himself off. "You made a simulation where all you do is kill soldiers from World War 2?", Present Mic asked. "Hell yeah, but enough about murder, better save that for the viewings, for now, come on it!", Zeik shouted in the portal. Stepping away, a new, bulkier figure walked from the portal, the rest all shaking from his heavy footsteps.

In the light, he was a man about as tall as All Might with army clothes that made him looker stronger than most. His boots shook the room as he walked in with camouflage vest and pants with a large gun in his hands. His entire head was covered by a tough looking helmet that had a skull spray painted on it. He looked ready for battle and probably came from one actually, but the rest will have to wonder on that.

(Bare in mind, I have NO IDEA what that stuff or gun is called, so sorry if I didn't explain them better.)

"Hello", Steampunk said as he raised one of his hands to wave the group, who weakly waved back. "Sorry again for not bringing you in for the Pyro one", Z apologized to the bulky man, "Don't worry about it. I'm just glad to be here and for the next worlds", Steampunk said with a shrug, "What's he talkin' about?", Sero asked. "Remember that world with the Pyro?", Zeik asked, the rest shivering, "How could we not?", Shouto asked.

"Yeah, see, we promised him he could be there for that one, but we were so busy organizing the world list we forgot. So, as an apology, we brought him here to see this world, as well, as two others of his choosing", Z explained. "How's that going by the way?", Steampunk asked, "It's good, Zeik found the perfect worlds for them", Z said. "Wait, what, I thought you picked them out?", Cementos asked.

"Guess we never explained this did we?", Zeik asked, "No, I guess not, anyway, here's how this whole thing works. Zeik is a world traveler, so while I organize the list, he goes and finds the world best suitable to show you all. And with the numerous suggestions, Zeik is always looking around to find the best one, which can take a while", Z explained. "Longer if the world is unfamiliar to me, which doesn't happen very often", Zeik said, rubbing his head.

"Huh, didn't know it was that hard, anyway, let's get this world started", Steampunk said, taking a seat, the entire room moving. "I agree, no need to drag out this opening long enough, the readers get anxious", Zeik whispered to Z, who nodded.

The engineer is sitting in front of a red truck, strumming his guitar. The track "More Gun" plays.

"Hey look buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems", the Engineer said with a southern Texas accent. He wore a black overalls, red shirt, yellow hard hat, black boots, welding goggles, and a single yellow working glove on his right hand.

"*GASP* A FELLOW ENGINEER, YES!", Mei shouted with glee, "Odd how often a world shows that you take a major liking too", Steampunk said. "Still interesting to see", Glowster added, "Indeed", Power Loader said, also interested with the vastly different machines.

A shot rings out and a bullet hole appears next to the Engineer's head, the man hardly affected by it. "Not problems like 'what is beauty?', 'cause that would fall within the perview of your conundrums of philosophy", he said smoothly.

"Very smart", All Might said, "Or very vague", Endeavor argued, "Like you'd know anything about beauty", Shouto said.

Another two bullet holes appear, on the other side of the Engie's head, making him stop his tuning as he looked to the side. "I solve practical problems", he said to the camera as he gently set his guitar down, the shot zooms out to show a level 2 sentry shooting offscreen while the Engie takes a long drink from his beer.

"A TWIN GATLING GUN MOUNTED SENTRY, MUST HAVE!!", Mei shouted, running at the screen. She didn't get far as Steampunk grabbed her before she could hurt herself, "Don't you usually get the blueprints at the end?", he asked. "That doesn't seem to stop her excitement", Mina said with a giggle.

"AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!", an angered cry from Sato off screen.

"For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superflouous new behind?", he asked calmly. A level 1 sentry turns around and shoots a sniper who was trying to creep up on the Engie from behind.

"The answer, is a gun. And if that don't work, use more guns", the man said simply as he went back to relaxing.

"The simplest idea, but effective", Glowster said, "That all depends on the situation", Gran Torino said. "What's this one do?", Lida asked, "It's a lock on device, easily targeting anyone coming near it. Though it can be dodged from someone incredibly fast or crafty enough", Glowster explained. "Imagine having something like that as home security", Steampunk said, "On a non lethal setting right?", Momo asked.

...

Another level 3 sentry fired a salvo of rockets, blowing up someone offscreen.

"MY AAAARRRMMMM!!!!!", a voice from off screen yelled in agony as a blown-off hand lands at the Engie's feet.

"Machine guns and rocket launchers, is there any better combo?", Kaminari asked the group. "Chainsaw and shotguns?", Steampunk suggested, "A dubstep gun?", Glowster added. "A laser guided shark with a set of rockets on it's fins?", Kota asked, everyone looking at him. "I was not expecting that from him", Kirishima said, the young boy now being interrogated by his guardians.

"Like this tripod-mounted little-old-number designed by me", he said proudly, before he kicks the hand off screen as a level 2 sentry blows it apart. "Built by me", he added as he continued to tune his guitar without a care in the world.

"It's scary in how calm he is talking about that stuff while in a battlefield", Ochako said, "It's best to make light on any situation", Steampunk said.

A level 1 sentry shoots offscreen, "And you best hope", the Engie's expression darkens, and he stares right at the camera "Not pointed at you", he said seriously. The shot slowly zooms out, showing the massacre ensuing around the Engineer.

A few recoiled at the dozens of people laying dead by his feet or around them, all caused by the machines. "I know we should be used to it by now, it's still jarring to see", Inko said, feeling sick, "Doesn't help with that ProfessionalRanter dude", Tetsutetsu said. "Say, Steampunk, Glowster, you know what's next right?", Jiro asked, "Yes", they both answered. "Is the next one bad?", Jiro asked, the two looking at each other, "Let's just say, it's best to keep an open mind", Steampunk said.

"And that Eri and Kota should look away", Glowster added, making the rest groan, "Of course it's bad", Mineta groaned.

A/N: Took longer than I had wished, but yeah, for a while, steampunk123123 will be joining the viewings. Again, dude, if you're reading this, I'm SO SORRY about breaking the promise. Hopefully the next ones make up for it.

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