IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!

A/N: While I still debated, I decided to go for this to say, kill two birds with one stone. To have an Iron Man chapter, as well as a Death Battle reaction.

Tony Stark - Izuku

Pepper Potts - Ochako

Lex Luthor - All For One

SuperMan - All Might

"Oh, this should be good", Z said as he read his board, "Huh, really, wasn't expecting that", Glowster said as he read alongside him. "Yeah, bet Zeik will be the first one to enjoy this", Z said, "Is he a fan?", Glowster asked. "What're you guys talking about?", Extoplasm asked, "Oh, just the new world, which is a little different", Z said. "Different how?", Madalay asked, "Well, the world is called-",

"DEATH BATTLE~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"'

Everyone jumped as they looked to see that Zeik had appeared, shouting at the top of his lungs. What surprised a few was that he was wearing a new shirt, which was all black aside from the red blood splat on the front. On it, in big bold letters it said 'Death Battle'.

"What's Death Battle?", Miro asked, "It's awesome, it's an Internet show that answers a question we all have; Who'd win in a fight to the death!?", Zeik said excitedly. This scared a few since they'll be watching a video, where Izuku will fight someone to the Death!? "Why would you show us that!?", Inko asked, considerably paler than normal, "Don't worry Inko, it's just a simulated fight", Zeik said calmly.

"Simulated fight?", Lida asked, "Yes, it explores the idea who could win in a fight to the death, no one actually gets hurt", Glowster said. "Except the guy who dies", Lbara said with a worried look, "Again, it's all in good fun for everyone. In fact, it's even educational", Zeik said with a smile, "Ooh, do tell", Nedzu said with a clap of his paws.

"Well, it has a lot of math, science, and scenarios that shows just how smart, strong, tough, and experienced they are. Then, it's put in a fight that show off the most important moments that can give the victory to the other", Zeik explained. "And to make it fair, the hosts have a set of rules that they fallow to make it fair for both combatants", Z added. "What are the rules?", All Might asked, now interested in this new world, something shared by the rest.

"Rule 1: Combatants possess no prior knowledge of each other unless specified by canon or otherwise. If they had met in some form before hand, that will be removed to not show them having an advantage due to previous encounter.

Rule 2: To ensure a fair fight, all moral restraints from killing are ignored. All other traits are considered. If one fighter has a moral code, vow, or personal promise to never take a life, that's taken away. This is to insure that they can indeed fight to their best potential and actually be able to kill if necessary.

Rule 3: A character's maximum potential is examined unless otherwise specified. Factors unrelated to the characters cannot end the battle. When a fighter is in their prime and examining their greatest feat of strength and experience to see who has the better.

Rule 4: All official material related to a character is applied unless found contradictory to original source material. In other words, if it isn't confirmed by the original creators and is just said by others, it doesn't count", Glowster said.

Everyone was surprised by that specific set of rules, and how important it was to make a fair fight to the death. While the idea itself was sickening, it was still intriguing on how that can decided the ending factor. "Will Kota and Eri have to look away?", Momo asked, "Only for a few scenes, the rest if ok", Z said. "What scenes?", Miro asked, "You'll know", Zeik said as he made a seat next to the rest to watch.

"Your watching alongside us again?", Kaminari asked, "Yup, I love dis show, but don't worry, I won't spoil anything", Zeik said. "Oh now you say that", Z said, "That's was 1 time and you know it!", Zeik shouted back, "Yeah yeah, anyway, enjoy", Z said, leaving.

(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)

Wiz: Technology, it improves our lives, lets you watch cool shows on the internet, and sometimes, it can help you to rival gods.

BoomStick: Like with Iron Man, the Armored Avenger.

Wiz: And Lex Luthor, arch nemesis of Superman.

BoomStick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

"Sweet mother of God, look at all those machines!", Mei and Power Loader said in shock. All Might was pale as he saw the image of his most hated rival, but it was odd to see him have eyes. "Who's the bald guy?", Mineta asked, "That's Lex Luthor, one of the biggest bad guys der is", Zeik said. "Who's he in our world?", Kendo asked, "All For One", All Might said, everyone now scared.

(*Cues: Iron Man Anime - Opening Theme*)

Wiz: There are the talented... there are the prodigies... and then there's Anthony Edward Stark.

BoomStick: Please, he prefers Tony.

"Oh, I get it, 'Anthony', take out the 'An' and 'h'", Sero said, "Yeah, we get it", Jiro said with a grunt. "Still, that last name is good", Kota said, "And look at that beard", Mina said admiring the picture of Tony.

Wiz: Howard and Maria Stark ruled a nine billion dollar military tech empire. They could have anything they ever wanted, except a child.

Inko frowned at that thought, the very idea of Izuku not being born just made her feel sad inside.

BoomStick: Then Howard met an ALIEN who decided to build a baby for them.

"Uh, say what now?", Kirishima asked, "Yeah, it sounded like some bullshit to me", Sato said. "It's still odd they chose this timeline", Zeik said, "Yeah, and why were the rest not as well explained?", Glowster asked. "What're you talking about?", Mina asked, "Nothin' important", Zeik said casually with a wave.

Wiz: Fearing humanity would perish to more advanced alien races, this child was genetically engineered to lead the world to a new tech age... BUT that was Arno Stark. We don't speak of him.

"Ever", Zeik said.

"EVER!", Glowster said, "Why?", Aizawa asked, "Trust me, it's best you don't know", Zeik said with a hardened look.

Wiz: When Howard and Maria were disappointed with what they created, they adopted Tony instead.

BoomStick: Yep, that's the secret origin to Tony Stark. Didn't see that comin', did ya?

"That's a little screwed up to say that", Mountain Lady said, "Yeah, he was still their child", Nedzu said. "Was he adopted in other timelines?", Ochako asked, "Nope, in other timelines, he was their birth child", Glowster said. "Still weird though, especially how he turned out", Zeik said to the screen.

(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)

BACKGROUND

Real name: Anthony Edward Stark

Aliases: Armored Avenger, Shell Head, Master of Machines

Height: 6'1"/185 cm

Weight: 225 lbs/102 kg

Estimated net worth: $9.3 billion

Owner of Area 51

Claims to have beaten Mr. Fantastic in chess twice

Wiz: Despite not being the alien-engineered child prodigy, Tony's gifted intelligence and world-changing destiny were obvious at an early age. He graduated from MIT with top honors and a physics and engineering double major when he was just 19 years old.

Inko glowed with happiness as she heard of her son's achievements, "What's so important about beating some dude at chess?", Katsuki asked. "Mr. Fantastic is one of the multiverse's smartest humans", Glowster said, surprising them. "How does he own a government funded facility?", Nedzu asked, "With a lot of money", Zeik said.

BoomStick: But since this is a superhero origin, it wasn't long before tragedy struck... and by struck, I mean a car crash. And by tragedy, I mean his parents.

This saddened everyone, hearing that Tony was now an orphan and from an accident that occurs more than they'd like.

BoomStick: So all of a sudden, Tony was an orphan. But on the bright side, it also made him the sole heir of Stark Industries. Nice.

Now they saw him with an older man (Obadiah Stane) in the cover of the Forbes magazine.

A few girls blushed at Tony's adult form, but were confused why he was so happy despite the tragedy. "Was he not sad about his parents?", Inko asked with tears, "Oh he was, it's just that he hid his pain with the usual things rich people do", Zeik said. "Ah, the booze, woman, and shameless spending", Momo said, surprising a few, "How'd you know that?", Mina asked, "A lot of family friends do that", she answered.

(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)

Wiz: With the entire family fortune at his fingertips, Tony pursued a life of reckless indulgence and mechanical tinkering. War was his income and he enjoyed every bit of it... until the day his eyes were opened.

BoomStick: Yeah! Opened with a shrapnel-filled irony bomb!

Tony sees the shrapnel bomb and attempts to get away from it, but it detonates, knocking him to the ground.

"DEKU/IZUKU/MIDORIYA!!", everyone shouted in fear at seeing him so close to an explosion. "Is he ok?", Eri asked, "Of course he is, he's survived worst", Miro said, hiding his own worry.

(*Cues: Iron Man (2008) - Mark I*)

Wiz: Held captive by terrorists in Afghanistan, Tony learned the bomb left shrapnel in his heart, which would kill him in a week. The terrorists gave Tony an ultimatum: construct weapons for them and receive treatment... or be left to die.

"A difficult decision, let himself die, or help evil doers kill countless more", KW said with a down look. "Let this be a lesson to you all, when faced with a difficult decision such as this, think about the consequences", Ectoplasm said.

BoomStick: But being Tony Stark, he chose door number three. He built a space-age pacemaker to save his own life and then built a mech suit around it and murdered his way to freedom. This taught Stark one of life's most important lessons: heroes aren't born...

Tony places his suit's mask onto a table.

BoomStick: They're built. A lesson which also made for a pretty sweet tagline.

They see Tony in a Steel Silver armor, composed of an iron-copper-magnesium alloy, it had a pointed chest plate and curved helmet (Iron Man Armor Mark I).

Tony: My turn.

Tony unleashes his wrist-mounted flamethrowers at the terrorists, then flies away during a huge explosion.

Mei was practically shaking in her seat, "Holy crap, look at that amazing baby, and he made that from an industrial made missile! How'd he do it, where can I get one, where's the blueprints!?", she shouted out like a machine gun. "Easy Mei, no need to foam at the mouth", Power Loader said, "I can foam anywhere I want, thank you very much!", Mei shot back.

(Free one-shot to whoever gets that first.)

(*Cues: Iron Man (2008) - Mark II*)

Wiz: But Tony's heart was changed in more ways than one that day. Upon returning to America, he nullified all weapons development at Stark Industries and dedicated his life to saving the world... in his own way.

BoomStick: Yeah, we're not talking, like, just donating to charity and being kind to your neighbor. Tony became a one-man army of justice and began creating a new and improved armored suit that the public would eventually dub... Iron Man.

Then they see him a Red and Gold color armor.

Tony Stark/Iron Man

(*Cues: Iron Man (2008) - Driving with the Top Down*)

BoomStick: And then he made another one, and another one, and another, another, and then he made like, a shitload more.

They now see a lot of Iron Man in various types.

The mechanics of the group were practically salivating at the very sight of all the different types of armor. "And he's how rich again?", Shouji asked, frankly speechless.

IRON MAN ARMOR

Composed of gold-titanium alloy

Adds 5 inches to Tony's height, yet only weighs 25 lbs

Capable of high-speed flight, super strength, and enhanced durability

Standard Weaponry

- Repulsor Rays

- Smart Missiles

- Anti-tank Missiles

- Unibeam

Wiz: The Iron Man suits are numerous, but they typically come with a common base set of tools. Generally composed of a gold-titanium alloy, his standard suits have the strength to lift up to 100 tons, fly at supersonic speeds, and come with an onboard intelligence system called J.A.R.V.I.S., which controls his weaponry and can summon other suits at his beck and call.

"IT EVEN HAS A BUILT IN A.I?!? WHERE CAN I GET ONE!?!", Mei asked, now shaking Zeik like a rag doll. "Sorry, but you'll have to wait for the end", Zeik said, unaffected by the shaking, making the girl pout.

BoomStick: And for good measure, these babies come loaded head to toe with weaponry, i'm talking shoulder mounted darts, anti-tank missiles, an EMP, and the Iron Man staple: Laser beams!

And BoomStick wasn't joking. They saw Iron Man firing missiles, an EMP and laser beams from his hands.

"So cooooool!!", Kota said in amazement, "How can all that fit in there?", Kaminari asked, "Who cares, it's awesome!", Nejire said with a cheer.

Wiz: These repulsor blasts draw power directly from the reactor in Tony's chest or chest piece, depending on the time period, to fire high-mass, negatively charged muons as a concussive energy attack. Most commonly, these are fired from the palms of his suit.

"Call it whatever you want, those are lasers", Shouto said, "Still incredibly impressive", Lida said.

BoomStick: But, if the situation calls for a bit more firepower, he can blast an even larger beam directly from his chest piece, UNI-BEAM!

Then they witness Iron Man firing a beam of pure energy from his chest.

Wiz: All of these features come standard in his most often used suit, Model 13: The Modular Armor.

BoomStick: This armor specializes in adaptability, allowing Tony to swap out it's individual pieces for ones suited to the mission at hand.

"Huh, he made the armor very adaptable since he can change parts from other armor sets", Thirteen said.

BoomStick: Oh, and it also has an extra casing known as Iron Man Armor model 14, but you can just call it...Hulkbuster.

They now see a giant size Iron Man Armor.

"Holy crap, that's bigger than All Might!", Toru said in shock, "Maybe bigger", Ojiro said, shocked. "And he made it so he can put his regular armor inside, very smart", Power Loader said, Mei meanwhile writing down her own blueprints.

(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)

Wiz: As the name implies, this upgrade was built to contend with one of the universes strongest beings. With the combination of magnetic and hydraulic technology, in addition to the strength of the modular armor, the Hulkbuster can deliver far more powerful punches and hold its ground against The Incredible Hulk, who is strong enough to lift a 150 billion ton mountain.

And Wiz wasn't kidding. As they see Hulk lifting a gigantic size mountain while saving the other Marvel heroes, some being Spiderman, Captain America and Iron Man himself.

"Oh my, I couldn't even lift that", All Might said, "Jesus, how strong is that guy?", Sato asked. "Well, it's unclear where his limits are, but he has moved a planet's tectonic plates with his bare hands", Glowster said, the smart ones understanding.

BoomStick: But his most advanced armor yet comes in the form of his Endo-Sym armor.

They then see him in white-blue century armor where it took a form an alien symbiote to attach to Tony.

"Imagine having your hero suit like that", Aizawa said, making Zeik and Glowster wince, "Yeah~, not the best idea", Zeik said.

BoomStick: Part metal, part scary space alien parasite, Tony can summon it telepathically, use it to imprison his foes, and even suck up electromagnetic fields. Mmm... electricity.

"It's very delicious", Kaminari said, "What does electricity taste like anyway?", Kota asked. "It varies from each type, but they usually taste like pineapple", Kaminari said, surprising a few.

Wiz: It can take hits from Storm's lighting, and shoot repulsor beams so powerful, they can injure meta-humans who are normally able to absorb energy.

BoomStick: Although Tony is a mere man who finds himself fighting with and against unimaginably powerful beings, he has proven time and time again that technology can compete with the world's greatest superheroes.

"Just like with the Support Course, we strive to help future heroes in their mission to save those who can't", Power Loader said. "Yup, and I'm gonna be rich when I get these amazing new babies in our world", Mei said, waving the different blueprints she's gotten over the viewings.

FEATS

Downed She-Hulk with one punch

Can hold his own against Captain America in hand-to-hand

Can achieve warp speed flight

Tanks hits from Mjolnir

Strong enough to bend metal girders with his suit's hands

Lifts up cars with one hand

First human to possess the reality-warping Infinity Gauntlet

Wiz: He can survive blows from Thor's hammer, hold his own against Captain America, and move faster than a an Extremis-enhanced superhuman's eye can track.

"What's so important about that hammer?", Ochako asked, "It's a huge lightning conductor, and is strong enough to tear apart worlds with a single strike", Glowster said. "Didn't you give it to Nora?", Koda asked, "Yup, and man is she causing some major mayhem", Zeik said with a found smile.

BoomStick: Not to mention, his suit can actually learn and predict its opponents next move, and withstand the fury of several nuclear bombs! Do not underestimate the Golden Avenger.

Now that's impressive, even for an armored avenger like Tony.

(*Cues: Iron Man TAS (1996) - Opening 2*)

Wiz: That being said, for all their power, the Iron Man suits are hardly flawless.

BoomStick: They've been known to malfunction in life-threatening ways, and consume too much power too quickly, leaving Tony helpless.

"Kinda like Mei's prototypes", Power Loader said, "Hey, my babies are the best!", Mei defended.

Wiz: Tony frequently pushes his suit and his body to their absolute limits, and past them.

"Like a true hero!", Kouta yelled, making the pros smile at his child-like wonder for heroes, no doubt helped by Izuku.

Wiz: And his reckless, head-first mentality is responsible for landing him IN trouble just as much as it is for getting him out of it. This has led to him setting off a civil war between superheroes, and pissing off the all-powerful Phoenix Force into killing Charles Xavier.

BoomStick: What? Charles? But he's the Iron Man.

"That's just cruel", Glowster said, "Whys he important?", Katsuki asked, "He's like the best teacher ever", Zeik said. "How so?", Aizawa asked, "He made an entire school to help kids who'r just getting new and unknown powers, while also being shamed by everyone else", Glowster explained.

Wiz: And he once built a machine capable of releasing twenty thousand megatons of atomic energy, that's three times more than all of the Earth's known nuclear weapons combined.

BoomStick: And then he just blasted it straight into the ground! All because he wanted to see what was at the Earth's core.

Wiz: It didn't work out...

"Shocker", Shouto said bluntly, not really surprised by that, "He nearly destroyed a city just to find that out?", Ochako asked. "His world is very different, he probably thought there was something else down there besides a bunch of hot rock", Zeik said.

Wiz: ...but Tony's most diabolical nemesis isn't the Mandarin, or even Ultron, it's his lifelong battle with alcoholism.

Everyone understands that. Alcoholism is the one problem everyone goes for. People started drinking tons of alcoholic and some suffer the terrible consequences for that, like driving, stealing and any other stuff. Everyone understands Tony's alocoholic problems...

(*Sound of a pop top is heard*)

...All but one.

BoomStick: Did you say something?

"Way to be civil you oaf", Momo said with an anger tic, "That's just evil to do", Inko said, also mad at the redneck.

Iron Man: *Dodges a missile from a tank, aims and fires another at it, then walks away as it explodes*

After that, everyone begins to admire Tony, "Just like Midoriya, he's a hero", Kirishima said.

Now onto the next combatant...

(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)

They see scenes of Superman. (All Might)

"Whoa, All Might, you're flying!", Mina said, the retired Pro also surprised by the new suit he wore and how he was flying through the air.

Wiz: Superman is among the most powerful characters in all of fiction.

"I still think Goku should've won that battle", Zeik said to Glowster, who nodded, "Like how All Might is the strongest hero in our world", Nedzu said. "Not anymore", Endeavor said, earning a smack on the head from Zeik.

Wiz: He can destroy planets, withstand supernovas, and fly faster than light itself.

BoomStick: What kind of person could possibly be the arch-nemesis to someone like him? You'd have to be a god made of magic kryptonite...

Lex: WRONG!

Everyone jumped at the sudden shout, but also that it can from a middle-aged man who was completely bald. All Might was scared now seeing his rival on screen.

Wiz: Nope. Just a mortal man with a passion for business, swindling, and green trenchcoats: Lex Luthor.

They now see the bold man in a green and purple suit and a green trenchcoat.

Lex Luther

(*Cues: Mortal Kombat VS DC Universe - Metropolis*)

BACKGROUND

Full name: Alexander Joseph Luthor

Height: 6'2"/188 cm

Weight: 210 lbs/95 kg

IQ: Immeasurable

Reason for baldness: classified

Former president of the United States

Once acted as his own son via brain transplant to a new body

Wiz: Alexander Joseph Luthor began his rise to the top from the very bottom. As a child he lived in a run down section of Metropolis called the "Suicide Slum".

A few winced at that blunt name, "Yeesh, it must be bad to be called that", Kendo said, "Indeed", Best Jeanist. "Wait, so he reason for being bald is kept secret?", Mandalay asked, "Odd thing to do", Tomoko said. "By the way, around these parts you should shield Eri and Kota, it gets a little graphic", Zeik said.

Wiz: Yes it was that bad. Under abusive parents it was only by sheer willpower that Lex moved on to a better life.

BoomStick: Yeah, willpower and some good old fashion Social Darwinism. His parents died in a car crash when their car's brakes failed, leaving Lex alone.

"Why do I get the feeling I shouldn't be sad for him?", Lida asked, not sure if he should be sympathetic for the evil man.

BoomStick: Don't feel bad for a second! He used their life insurance money to get out of the ghetto and start his own company, and he's the one who rigged their brakes!

Everyone was shocked at that, while they were bad people, the fact that he killed them was just straight up cruel.

Wiz: Although founded through some... legally questionable means, the infamous LexCorp successfully spread it's influence throughout all of Metropolis. In time Lex came to practically run the city itself. Taking ownership of nearly every media outlet, Luthor's positive public image went practically unopposed.

BoomStick: But everything changed when the Man of Tomorrow showed up.

"Is that one of my aliases in this world?", All Might asked, "That among many others", Glowster said.

(*Cues: Injustice: Gods Among Us - Betrayal, Revenge and Murder*)

Wiz: In Lex's eyes, Superman was a massive issue for mankind. If humans no longer had to solve problems themselves, they would surely become a weaker race, completely dependent upon this otherworldly savior.

"That's a far cry from what his real reasons are", Glowster said, "And they are?", Present Mic asked. "He's mad that people turn to Superman for help and not him, brushing his ego", Zeik said.

BoomStick: So Lex began his crusade to remove him from the equation, and then properly insert himself as the leader of humanity.

Wiz: Lex is a cunning strategist and mechanical genius who prefers to place his opponents in un-winnable situations. However if physical strength is required he dons the mighty Warsuit.

Cuts to his intro in Injustice: Gods Among Us where Lex landed on the arena in his Warsuit.

Lex: Must I remind you of my superiority?

Everyone sees his green and purple suit that looked he can fight anyone or anything in his way.

"Ew, looks like a bunch of scrap metal from a junkyard melted together", Mei said, disgusted by the design.

(*Cues: Injustice Gods Among Us - Joker's Game/Earth Battle*)

Wiz: The Warsuit is a powerful battle armor created by Superman's other arch-nemesis, the alien god known as Darkseid...

They now see a villain who looked like a giant alien with a bald head, grey skin, red eyes and wearing blue armor.

Wiz: ...and it's been further enhanced by Luthor's own designs.

A few shivered by the imposing form of the hulking behemoth, all knowing just from looking that he's not to be messed with. "Man, that guy's a douche", Zeik said casually, making everyone look at him in surprise. "You met him before?", All Might asked, "Me and Z, and let's just say, he's really full of himself", Zeik said.

WAR-SUIT

Culmination of technology from Lex, Darkseid, and Brainiac

Superhuman strength & durability

Flight

Force fields can negate heat vision

Flamethrowers

Energy blade

Energy blasts

- Includes four different Kryptonite energy generators in each of the suit's fingers

BoomStick: Forged in the fiery pits of Apokolips, Lex's Warsuit is no ordinary piece of machinery. Despite it's less than sleek appearance, it comes equipped with force fields, gauntlet blades, a giant kryptonite axe, and energy blasts powered by kryptonite generators.

Wiz: It can also fly and has enough strength and durability to go up against Superman himself.

"And he's how fast?", Lida asked, "About twice the speed of light", Glowster said, scaring a few.

BoomStick: Despite how capable the Warsuit is you may feel it has an obvious weak spot: the giant hole where his head is! But ol' cueball's chrome dome is actually protected by an invisible force field. He just wants his opponents to know exactly who's beating the shit out of them.

"Yeah, that sounds like something a villain would do", Miro said, "Defiantly", the other pros said at once.

Lex: Hello Sunshine!

Wiz: Lex's weaponry goes beyond an alien metal suit. In addition to his brilliant strategic mind he also surrounded the Earth with dozens of satellites bearing his name.

BoomStick: Their purpose? A giant game of space laser hot potato.

Cut to another scene from Injustice: Gods Among Us where Lex's satellite fires a laser that he holds with his hand and throws it at The Joker.

Everyone reeled back in surprise at the sheer power Lex has given himself, but also wondered where he got that idea. "What kind of plan is that anyway, I mean, when do you think to just make hundreds of lasers in space?", Zeik asked no one in particular.

(*Cues: Superman/Batman: Public Enemies - Opening Theme*)

FEATS

Mental resistance to mind control surpasses even Deathstroke

Frequently and fearlessly goes up against Kryptonians

Defeated Nightwing and Batman in hand-to-hand combat

Impaled the super-durable Supergirl

Solved the anti-life equation

- Should only be possible for a 12th-level intellect

Wiz: Being a genius multibillionare it's no surprise Lex's accomplishments match the expectations. He's equalled Deathstroke in combat, stabbed Supergirl, snapped Brainiac's neck, and defeated Power Girl in a single stroke.

"What's a 12th-level intellect?", Momo asked, "In simpler terms, it's like the smartest life forms on any planet. Imagine Stephen Hawking and Albert Einstein combined times 2", Glowster explained, further surprising him.

BoomStick: You can't blame him. I don't think anyone could handle more than a single stroke with Power Girl...

Mineta and Kaminari had perverted grins, but were stopped when they were slapped by the girls. "Ugh, great, another Mineta", Toru said with a huff.

Wiz: However Lex is not solely dependent on his Warsuit. He sometimes subjects himself to a kryptonite steroid which has made him much stronger than an ordinary human. Capable of surviving wounds nobody reasonably should.

They then saw Lex took a gun-like scringe, filled with green substance, kryptonite, and injected inside of him by the neck.

"What's Kryptonite?", Nedzu asked, "It's a rare mineral from the planet Krypton that's their world's form of plutonium. It's highly dangerous, even fatal to those from Krypton", Glowster said, "What about regular people?", Inko asked, scared. "If exposed to it for a period of time, it can leave internal damage, Lex for example did that. He kept a piece of it on his person for years, which soon gave him cancer", Glowster said.

This surprised a few, but some knew that may happen, given that it's intergalactic radiation.

BoomStick: Yeah, like the time when a giant gorilla shot him in the chest with a sniper rifle, knocking him out of a helicopter off the edge of a cliff and landing headfirst into a canyon. He was up and banging his robot chick in like a day! Oh, yeah he built a robot version of Lois Lane for, you know, sex and murder.

All Might fainted since the robot looked scaring-ly similar to Nana Shimura, his mentor and predecessor.

Wiz: Because Lex always wants what he cannot have, and his know-how with robotics goes past insane and into absurd. While confined to a prison cell he built a talking, flying robot that reads Moby Dick at such a high frequency it carved out an escape route through the floor itself. Including perfectly shaped stairs.

"Ok, now that's just impossible!", Power Loader said, confused and mildly impressed, "In your world maybe, but the multiverse is a big place", Zeik said.

BoomStick: But most diabolical of all, when no one was looking Lex Luthor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes Wiz! That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Wiz: Strange thing is, that's... actually... officially... canon.

BoomStick: Bastard!

"You sick sonnova butch", Sato said with a hardened glare, "You monster!", Eri and Kota shouted together. "By the way, now's the time you should cover them", Zeik said, the adults nodding as they did so, despite the protests.

(*Cues: Injustice: Gods Among Us - Justice is Done*)

BoomStick: Luthor's hatred of Superman and drive to win are stronger than any machine he can create. Take for example the time Superman threw a satellite at Lexcorp tower, bringing the building down on top of poor ol' Lex. This left the guy with half his face ripped off, all four limbs blasted away, and he was impaled in five different places. Even like that he still refused Superman's help.

Everyone recoiled in disgust at the grotesque sight of Lex being hideously maimed, "Good lord", RG said, pale. All Might had mixed feelings, hating the man with his heart and soul, but still, he didn't expect to see him like that.

BoomStick: Wiz, if that ever happens to me do me a solid and...kill yourself in front of me so that my dream of outliving you is complete.

Wiz: Never gonna happen.

A few giggled at the joke, "What's their relationship?", Mina asked, "Ones a psychotic gun loving patriotic redneck with a shotgun barrel for a left leg. The other's an unknown man with a violent mind, a high IQ, and has a robot for a left arm", Glowster explained. "You're kidding", Aizawa said, "He's not kidding, look!", Zeik said, pulling out two pictures.

"Huh, you weren't, sorry", Aizawa apologized.

Wiz: But it's also that same cocky independence that serves as Lex's greatest downfall. When he merged with the Zone Child...

BoomStick: Woah!

Wiz:... it's not what you think. He gained, and I quote, "Infinite Power".

BoomStick: And to secure a spot on somebody's watchlist.

Miro and Mandalay instinctively held Eri and Kota close in fear of them being close to the man.

Wiz: The only catch was that he could not use his powers to harm others. But because all he wanted to do was kill Superman, he tried it anyway.

"Because of course he did", Gran Torino said, knowing full well how stubborn AFO is and his hatred for heroes.

BoomStick: So Superman just straight up punched the God out of him!

Wiz: Well that's hardly accurate...

"YEAH, GO ALL MIGHT!", everyone cheered at the pro hero, though Endeavor grit his teeth in anger and jealously.

BoomStick: C'mon how else would you describe that?

Wiz: ...fair enough. Even so when the Earth is threatened, you can count on Lex Luthor to look his enemies in the eye and fight for his people, and then exploit the Hell out of them afterward.

Lex: You know what happens when you take on Lex Luthor? *Shooting the Parasite* The same thing that's gonna happen to Superman! *Then started beating it up*

After every punch, the audience reeled, cringing at every savage blow, despite the creature being long dead.

Wiz: Alright, th combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.

BoomStick: But first! We don't want you to have horrible, Earth shattering regret by missing the best part in gaming. So, we're gonna tell you about it.

But before they even watch the fight, they watch something very interesting: the SGC Convention.

Wiz: SGC, the Greatset party in gaming is back to rock the South-West for its 5th year.

BoomStick: Hosted by Screw Attack, SGC is an event that you don't wanna miss out on. We're talking 3 days of non-stop gaming in our massive free-play arcade and console game room.

"Whoa, that sounds awesome!", Kaminari said, "Yeah, can we go!?", Mina asked, "Sorry kiddies, but this episode is years old, it already happened", Zeik said sadly, making them pout.

Wiz: TONS of panels with your favourite internet celebrities, including: PeanutButterGamer, Rooster Teeth, Funhaus, ProJared, Kinda Funny, and Even a Dragon Ball Funimation voice actors reunion! Where you'll be able to meet yout favourite voices like: Goku, Vegeta and more!

"I got like half of what he just said", Present Mic said, confused as to what he meant.

BoomStick: Not to mention we're hosting a Death Battle Panel. Where we'll be showing an all new, highly requested episode LIVE!

"What was it?", Sero asked, "Don't know, didn't go, I watched it at home", Zeik said with a shrug.

Wiz: And that's just scratching the surface of what SGC has to offer! So don't miss out on the fun and excitement! Head over to using the link in the description, and pre-order your ticket now!

BoomStick: But first, it's time for a DEATH BATTLE!

(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)

Everyone now sees a warehouse where they sees a stealth plane and a armed tank inside, along with a guard inside. At a warehouse in Stark Industries, Lex takes out one of Tony's guards with a laser pistol. He then uses a scanner and finds a large black box and is attacked by another guard. His force field deflects the guards' bullets and then shoots him.

"Did he kill him?", Yuuga asked, "No no no", Zeik said, calming them some, "Maybe", Zeik said to Glowster.

(*Cues: Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Theme Song*)

"Catchy", Jiro said.

It then cuts to Tony working on another Iron Man suit.

"Ooh, what do you think he's adding to it!?", Mei asked, her face trying to force itself on the screen.

J.A.R.V.I.S: Sir, we have a visitor.

Tony sees Lex on the security monitor and looks back at a crystal he has as the alarms go off.

"He's busted~", Toru said with an spooky voice, "Let's just hope Tony can take him down", Power Loader said.

Lex: All clear.

Lex opens the black box and finds Dragon Balls, a Keyblade, and a powerful crystal in it.

Lex: (Laughing) What a joke.

"What do those balls and key do?", Nejire asked, "Oh, they are-", Glowster started, until Zeik covered his mouth. "Don't worry, their worlds will be soon, no need to say them now", Zeik said with a smile.

(*Cues: Iron Man - Black Sabbath*)

He then takes the crystal as Iron Man flies in.

Tony: Hands off baldy! What's that you got there?

Lex turns around holding the crystal.

Tony: Oh yeah! *blasts the crystal out of Lex's hand* It's mine. I'll send you the bill.

Lex summons the Warsuit and gets into it.

"Wait, so if he was mad for him stealing it, why did he destroy it?", Lida asked.

(*Cues: Devil May Cry - Public Enemy*)

J.A.R.V.I.S: Actually sir, I should probably remind you. The contents of this warehouse belong to Miss Potts.

Tony: Pepper?

"Ooh, ok", Lida said, "Who's Pepper?", Ochako asked, "You again", Zeik said, the girl now confused. "What's her role in that world?", Mina asked, "She's Tony's girlfriend", Zeik said, making the poor girl blush.

J.A.R.V.I.S: I'll forward the estimated damages fee to her account.

Tony: Great. Be discrete about it.

J.A.R.V.I.S: One of us has to be.

"For an artificial intelligence, he's very sarcastic", Nedzu said.

Luthor laughs as he flies towards Stark and activates his force fields.

Lex: Remember my face Stark. It'll be the last thing you ever see.

Time to see who's the better armor user!

FIGHT!

Iron Man and Luthor charge towards each other and shoot their repulsors, clashing with each other as Luthor pushes Stark back. Iron Man tries shooting his repulsor blasts at Lex but they do not penetrate his force field.

"Not working, try something else!", Mei shouted.

J.A.R.V.I.S: His systems are confusing my targeting, also adding two million to your charges.

Tony: Not now J.A.R.V.I.S! What do we got here?

J.A.R.V.I.S: I am having difficulty determining the suit's alloy. Alien perhaps?

While he's talking, Iron Man tries punching Luthor multiple times, but nothing seems to be working.

Lex: (Laughing) My suit is invincible!

Iron Man charges up his repulsor blasts and aims for Luthor's head.

Tony: How about this part?

He fires it resulting in an explosion, but it still doesn't phase Luthor as he grabs Stark and slams him around.

"Ouch, I hate it when that happens", Death Arms said, rubbing his neck, "Yeah, why do they always go for the legs?", Mountain Lady asked, rubbing her ankles.

Luthor crushes Iron Man's leg while holding him upside down.

Lex: I thought you were smart.

Tony: Hey, you're the one who looks like a giant rusty trash can with legs. No judging!

"WE ARE!", everyone shouted, which resulted in a small round of laughter from the quip from Tony. "He makes a lot of jokes doesn't he?", David asked, "Yeah he does", Melissa said.

Luthor slams him again and tosses him into a Gundam seen in the room which destroys more stuff.

"Ooh, what's that giant robot for?", Mei asked, "Battling other giant robots", Zeik said, the girl now squealing.

J.A.R.V.I.S: Sir, I estimate that will be a $583 million dollar fee.

Tony: Woah! Woah! That one's on him!

"Like he'll pay for it", Gran Torino said with a grumble.

Lex takes out his kryptonite axe and swings it at Iron Man, who dodges it and uses his force field. Lex laughs as he unleashes a laser on most of the room while Tony blocks it.

Tony: Here we go! Activate the EMP!

Iron Man's EMP spreads to a far range and affects Luthor's suit.

Lex: What? Impossible!

"Is it? It is alien tech", Momo said, "Yeah, but it still runs on electricity, which can still be affected by an EMP", Glowster said.

Tony: All right! Come to Mama! Heave Ho!

Iron Man picks up the Batmobile and tosses it at Lex.

Lex: Wait, is that the...?

Before he can say what it was Lex slices it in half with his axe, causing it to explode.

"Did he know who's car that was?", All Might asked, "Yup, and it's damn pricy", Zeik said, rubbing his fingers together.

J.A.R.V.I.S: That one might actually make a dent in your wallet.

Tony: What are you talking about? It's just a car.

Tony then sees everything about the prices of the Batmobile.

Tony: Seriously? What kind of car was that? Where do I get one of those?

"The computer just said its expensive, why would he still want it?", Katsuki asked in anger. "Well aside from all the sweet tech, it's a very nice car", Zeik said.

Lex then tosses the box that contains the Hulkbuster armor at Stark.

Lex: Wake up sunshine...

J.A.R.V.I.S: Watch your left.

Iron Man is unable to react in time and the box sends him crashing outside the warehouse into the city.

"Doesn't that thing hold the-", "Yup", Power Loader started, until Zeik interrupted.

Lex flies out of the warehouse and takes out his axe.

Lex: Thanks for the fun Stark. It was... smashing.

"Boo!", Ms Joke said, disliking the poor joke and the man who said it.

Tony then breaks out of the box wearing the Hulkbuster armor.

(*Cues: OST - SiTE-n0w1*)

Tony: No problem pal! Thanks for the suit.

"Awesome, robot fight!", Kota said, "But he's not a robot Kota", Mandalay said, "But the outer part is", the child said, back, the pro unable to deny that logic.

They charge at each other. Luthor swings the axe, but Tony's able to crush the blade. Iron Man starts punching Luthor, but Luthor's able to counter them. The two then proceed to punch at one another, countering blow-for-blow, before one final punch from each knocks them back.

"Kinda looks like a boxing match", Kirishima said, "Yeah, that'd be an awesome movie!", Tetsutetsu said. "It already is", Zeik said with a grin, making the muscle heads light up.

Iron Man boosts forward afterward and grabs Luthor, then flies upward and drags Lex Luthor through a building. Lex attempts to escape, but Iron Man pushes him back with one hand and continues until Lex is forced through the roof. Iron Man flies upward while Lex is in mid-air, charging his hand, then blasts Lex downward to the streets near a gas station.

After Iron Man lands, he runs foward toward Lex, who has just gotten back up. Lex charges as well towards Iron Man and the two grab each other, with Lex's arms charging with green energy. Both stand their ground, to which Lex begins to laugh. The green energy courses through the Hulkbuster suit and Iron Man is pushed back.

J.A.R.V.I.S: That current damaged your battery. Power is at fifteen percent and dropping fast.

"I wonder if there's an alternate energy source he's using", Mei wondered as she shook in her seat. "It is, but I'm sure it'll appear in the box", Glowster said, the girl almost unable to handle her energy.

(*Cues: OST - AZPV)

Lex Luthor's shield emerges around him as J.A.R.V.I.S. speaks to Tony.

J.A.R.V.I.S: I recommend a new plan of attack.

Tony: I have a plan: attack!

Tony tries punching down Luthor's force field as the villain laughs.

A few sighed at the blunt attempt, "Why is the blunt way always the first thing most heroes try?", Nedzu said with a sigh.

J.A.R.V.I.S: Power at 10%.

Lex: You call that power? Ha! You are nothing!

Tony: J.A.R.V.I.S, reroute all power to the arm and leg hydraulics.

Lex: I have seen true power, you are nothing more than another ant to crush under my...

Tony breaks through the force field.

"You were saying?", Miro said with a smug grin.

Lex: How about that?

Tony charges up a punch.

Tony: Good night Q-ball!

Lex catches Tony's punch as the Hulkbuster shuts off.

"Uh oh", Nejire and Eri said said at once, now worried.

Tony: What's going on?

J.A.R.V.I.S: We're out of power.

Tony: Ugh, figures.

"It's always a pain when that happens", Thirteen said while rubbing their helmet.

Everyone watches as Luthor starts setting up coordinates for his satellite, preparing his large laser.

Lex: Fool, you're just like all the rest. Building a suit to save the world, trying to play God.

Lex holds the large laser in his hand and prepares to throw it at Stark.

Lex: Let me tell you something Stark! There's only one man in the world that's fit to play such a role!

Luthor then throws the charged attack at Stark, causing a large explosion and sending Stark into a building. Lex flies forward.

Lex: Me.

"DEKU/MIDORIYA!!!", everyone yelled in worry for their friend, especially since it's a simulated fight to the death.

(*Cues: OST - MKAlieZ*)

As they can see, pieces of Tony's Endo-Sym armor have appeared and then started assembling together before Lex's eyes to help the fallen hero. Iron Man breaks out of the rubble in his new suit.

"Ooh, here comes the last armor!", Mei said, "Might wanna be careful since this next scene is also graphic", Zeik said to the youngest.

Tony: I don't know Lex. Being a god can't be too hard. I mean, I'm the most intelligent capable person on the planet. I'm not playing God. All this time... I've been playing human.

Many shivered at the emotionless tone Tony had, being practically unheard of with Izuku being mad. But the very idea is just laughable, "I'm scared", Lbara said.

Iron Man charges at Lex full speed, breaking through his shield and knocking him back. Lex tries throwing a large kryptonite explosion at Tony, but Iron Man absorbs the power. Lex then tries using flamethrowers on his foe, but Iron Man dodges all of it and grabs Luthor's arms.

Tony: I'll take this!

Iron Man then absorbs a lot of energy from Luthor's suit, significantly powering it down.

Lex: What? What did you take?

Tony: Everything.

Many grinned at the voice of victory, knowing that Izuku will win the fight, no matter what happens to him.

Tony charges up the power and breaks Lex out of his suit. He tosses Lex towards the street through a building and then tosses him back up into the air.

"That steroid had made him tough, but there's a limit to how much someone can take", All Might said.

Tony: Here's the big one!

Iron Man unleashes a large Unibeam attack that disintegrates Lex, killing him in the process.

Everyone cheered, except Eri and Kota, who was luckily protected at the last minute to see the death.

Tony then lands on the ground as a bulding near him collapses.

Tony: That was Pepper's building wasn't it?

Ochako nodded, her face showing anger, similar to how she looked when the announcement of the Sports Festival came out.

J.A.R.V.I.S: Phone call from Miss Potts.

"Uh oh, he's in trouble now", Mina teased, "He'd better have a good answer", Ochako said with a playful huff.

Tony: Tell her I'm not here, I'm uh, jogging!

J.A.R.V.I.S: Already answered, sir.

Pepper: Tony?

Tony: Uh, hi Pepper! How are you?

Pepper: Why did J.A.R.V.I.S just deposit five billion dollars for... (a part of the Gundam collapse near Tony.) collateral damage?

"Oh nothing, just destroyed everything you own, which was incredibly expensive by the way", Shouto said, still shocked on how much all that stuff costs.

Tony: I'm not here. I'm... jogging.

Tony hangs up the call and flies off.

K.O.!

Tony summons the 2D Proton Canon from the Marvel vs Capcom games and fires it, destroying the rest of Luthor's suit.

(*Cues: Iron Man 3 - Can you dig it*)

BoomStick: Bullseye!

"More like overkill if you ask me", Cementos said, still with a grim look from the death scene.

Wiz: Both Tony and Lex possessed incredible pieces of technology, but only one was naturally prepared for anything. Although it's true that Lex could trade blows with Superman in his Warsuit, the only reason he lasted as long as he did is because many of its weapons are based on kryptonite, great for battling kryptonians, only ok against everybody else.

"Yeah, plus, wouldn't that harm him in the long run?", Momo asked, "Maybe, but that'll take years", Glowster said.

BoomStick: Yes the Warsuit could take hits from Superman, making it more than a match for even the Hulkbuster's power, but even against the very enemy it was designed to kill, the Warsuit only lasts so long.

"So it doesn't have a perfect track record in its own world", All Might said, understanding the reasoning.

Wiz: Iron Man's greatest advantage was being able to adapt his strategy by remotely summoning and changing suits. The Endo-Sym in particular could counter nearly anything Lex could throw at it.

BoomStick: Plus Iron Man has far more actual combat experience. Lex treated physical combat as a last resort, beneath him, while Tony straight up enjoys it. Lex just wasn't suited for this battle.

Wiz: The winner is Iron Man.

The End

"Ok, the video's over, now, WHERE'S THE BLUEPRINTS?!?!?", Mei shouted as she again was shaking Zeik for all he's worth. "Whoa whoa girl, I'm old enough to call Father Time my great, great, great, great grandson. I'm way to old to be treated like this", Zeik said, holding the mechanic by her sweater. "If you wanted the blueprints, just check the boxes I gave y'all, that's what they're there for", Zeik said.

After dropping the pinkette, she ran towards the box and dove inside like a mad-woman. Zeik sighed, "Anyway, dat was an awesome episode, but I'd best be headin' out, lata'", Zeik said as he left. "And here I thought these viewings were weird enough already", Midnight said as she saw Mei practically gush over her new gifts.

A/N: So yeah, a Death Battle reaction betcha didn't see that coming.

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