Jfc you guys weren't playing with the awkward questions.
Also, I have a question for YOU guys:
Are these getting annoying? If they are, should I just space them out, say every 20K instead, or do something else?

Or do I just stop doing anything like this altogether?

I don't want to be annoying XD
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Q: What's the most embarrassing thing you've done in public?
A: I've been told that when I was little (3 or 4 I think) I would go up to random people minding their own business and sit in their laps.
If any of you make that sexual I will murder you.

Q: Do you wanna *hic* drink vodka with me?
A: Naaaaaaah

Q: Are you in the Illuminati with Miley Cyrus?
A: Are you talking about Smiley Cyprus? She gave me a sledgehammer for Christmas! When "Wrecking Ball" came on during our yearly World Domination Party she ran away. I don't know why she's afraid of construction equipment, but I don't judge.

Q: What's your real middle name?
A: *unintelligible yelling about flowers*

Q: How many pumpkins have you stabbed in your life?
A: During the Great War between pineapples- I mean, potatoes- and pumpkins, I managed to slay over 6,000.

Q: What would you do if you met your favorite character from a book series (TV, game, book, etc.) in real life? And is there any creepy version of that answer.
A: Become a cat and join the Dark Forest. No joke, I would do anything to hang out with Mapleshade. And if I'm thinking of the same context of creepy you are, NO. If it's a different context, NOOOOO.

Q: Do you like dinosaurs? Which dinosaur do you like best?
A: I LIKE TURTLES!

Q: Have you ever had a crush? If yes, how did you confess your feelings? If no, who do you think (besides you) looks attractive in your whole school/class?
A: Yes I had a crush. I don't have one at this point in time. Maybe I'll tell you the story of epic awkward proportions later. I had several crushes actually. I didn't really like them for looks (besides one), just that they were the only people who weren't perverts or assholes.
Wait. Are you supposed to tell crushes how you feel? Because I would rather die before doing that. I can't keep track of the relationships in my school. Sometimes people "date" for two days and then "break up". I think all of the people I crushed on were in relationships at the time.
Also, I love how you think I'm the most attractive person.

Q: Do you like turtles?
A: I prefer dinosaurs.
I'm trying so hard to be funny and I don't think it's working out very well..

Q: Period horror story?
A: Every damn month is a horror story! I am not going into details with that!

Q: What would you do if you saw a drunk walrus?
A: Try and figure out how many shots of vodka makes a walrus drunk.

Q: Do you have pets?
A: I have a pet rock. I think it was a burglar in a past life because it keeps breaking windows.

Q: Say that you meet a celebrity in real life. Would you be yourself or act different so they would like you?
A: Depends on the celebrity. If I met Lin-Manuel Miranda (shut up, he is too a celebrity) I would be myself. Which means I may or may not be hyperventilating.

Q: Will you answer this question?
A:

Q: Give me a crappy summary of your life. (I want spelling mistakes :3)
A: All it takes is for me to turn off my autocorrect and this happens: I wuz bourn too munths erley. I groo up, and discuvered teh enternet. somedai I wull dye. de end.
Q: Am I a giraffe?
A: Yeeeup.

Q: Are you sexually attracted to otters?
A: How about no.
Fun Fact-> The first time I saw this, I read "otters" as "others".

Q: What would you do if you met a racist talking shark?
A: Spray tan him orange, give him a combover and the campaign slogan "Make America Great Again" and have him run for President.
Someone beat me to it? Darn.
*puts on MLG shades and makes airhorn noises*

Q: Favorite word?
A: I don't really have a favorite word, more like a favorite letter. Anyone I've showed my OCs to will know that.

Q:Have you ever tried peeing standing up?
A: Yes, AND ITS FUCKING HARD FOR GIRLS TO DO THAT.

Q: Do you believe that even apples are a better race than lion-human hybrids?
A: I was going to make some clever joke about Doctor Who and "an apple a day keeps the doctor away", but my imagination failed me.
But yeah, apples are better. But not as good as pineapples!

Q: What's your least favorite book?
A: Twilight. (I just realized: in Twilight, Edward sparkles. TWILIGHT SPARKLE *X Files song*)

Q: Potatoes or tomatoes?
A: PINEAPPLE

Q: Are you a Yandere?
A: Nobody kill me- what does Yandere even mean? I know it has something to do with stalking someone you like, at least the way I've seen and heard it used.

Q: Blueberry Sans or Underfell Sans?
A: What happened to just Sans?

Q: Am I a pizza or a pie?
A: Bish, yous a unicorn!

Q: How many fictional characters have you had a crush on?
A: Too many to count.
I'm cursed. Literally EVERY character I think is cool or that I like turns evil, dies, goes insane, betrays everyone, or decides to destory my OTP I hoped would become canon.
Or any combination of the above.

Q: Is green a creative color?
A: I think so. I had a paper that explained color psychology in my binder the entire school year. It is really an interesting topic. I know yellow boosts your concentration, so maybe you can call that a creative color because it helps with your thinking and ideas...

Q: What are your secret Warriors ships?
A: Ravenpaw X Graystripe. Don't ask. Just don't ask. I don't even know why myself.
Jayfeather X His Attitude
Feathertail X Waterfall

Q: Do you like Melanie Martinez?
A: Kinnnnnnndaaaaaa

Q: Why do you do so many Q&As?
A: I try doing them roughly (I'm looking at you, Grayson) every 10K reads. I dunno, I just didn't want this book to be really serious. Art theft is stressful, and I thought I should do something fun to help. I don't know about you guys, but it's fun to see the questions I get, and answer to them.

Q: What's your favorite idea?
A: I like making ideas for crazy roleplays and stories. If you ever need help or are stuck on what to do, feel free to PM me... I'll help you figure something out. And if you just want to rp, PM me too. I'll rp just about anything, as long as I'm familiar with the topic and/or fandom at least.

Q: What's your favorite holiday?
A: Halloween!

Q: Who's your favorite artist as of late?
A: I don't really have one, but my friend has a YouTube channel I stalk called Professional Doodler. I think that's what it's called. She also has a Wattpad! Go follow her, she's FandomTrash2002. And read her stories!!! DO IT NOW
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Q: *gets down on one knee* Will you...

Be my friend?
A: Sure :3

Q: Do you have an obsession with cows?
A: That's not even close to being spot on. Udderly ridiculous. Hoof told you that?

Q: Seriously, what's your middle name?
A: *more yelling about being left on a beach by a Time Lord*

Q: Have you had any "interesting" dreams before?
A: I don't remember half my dreams, it's possible. But not likely..

Q:What is your worst nightmare?
A: Clump. Clinton X Trump
I'VE SEEN FANFICTION
DEAR GOD THE FANFICS
SOMEONE CLEANSE MY BRAIN

Q: Can I stalk your profile?
A: That's what it means when you follow someone doesn't it?

Q: Is your hair PERRTY?
A: Well, I got some of it dyed purple... that was back in December and now it looks horrible because the ends have washed out and it's all white. So it's up to you I guess.

Q: What would you do if you had a sleepover with friends and were allowed to stay up as late as you wanted?
A: I do that already... it's 3:30AM right now. I might pass out and post this later.

Q: HOW THE HELL ARE YOU STILL SANE?
A: YOU THINK I'M SANE? THAT'S ADORABLE.
I'M NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING SANE!

Q: Have you or will you ever do a face reveal?
A: *media*
Lazy-ass screenshot whooo
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So yeah that's it
Let me know what you think I should do about the Q&As

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