This is a one-shot text-shot for Villainous by MyBabySugaC! Please check out their applyfic (even though it's closed) or you can just enjoy this madness ^ V ^'

KEY:

Kal = Bambi (Creator: MyBabySugaC)

Inei = messyhoe (Creator: bellini-)

Kaiyo = BEEleiber (Creator: bellini-)

Emi = benderbitch (Creator: -sunnitae)

Taru = taru-sama (Creator: -shisui)

Koto = Koto (Creator: bagel_on_a_table)

Eryu = salty_wave_bean (Creator: me!)

Serendipity = s (Creator: cxpsicles)

Yami = Bleacher (Creator: -xXpinklemonadeXx-)

Hokori = Don'tTouchMyAntlers (Creator: Darkblaze450) (Dark if you don't like this feel free to tell me the one you'd like instead)

The teacher: = Daichi sensei (Creator: MyBabySugaC)

(Please do not flame me if I don't accurately portray your OCs... -v-')

Now let's start! (Feel free to refer to the top if you get confused)

[AUTHOR'S NOTE: The original story DOES NOT BELONG TO ME. THESE CHARACTERS EXCEPT FOR THE ONE THAT I CREATED ALSO, DO NOT BELONG TO ME. Also please note that some relationships have already been officiated at this point, like Hokori and Monoma. Thank you!]

This entire thing honestly is a bunch of teens teasing each other and being dense and other stuff. Pure crack I tell you pure crack... XD

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Class 1-V Madness

(messyhoe has added 9 other people to Class 1-V Madness)

(3 people have left)

(3 people are added)

Bleacher: Inei what the heck is this thing

messyhoe: It's called a grOUPcHAT miss~

(messyhoe has changed Hokori's name to Don'tTouchMyAntlers)

Don'tTouchMyAntlers: A. Because it is true i shall not murder you graciously B. YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU INTERRUPTED MY FREAKING DATE

Bambi: So that's where you went... !!

s: to everyone's surprise, hokori is a romantic when it comes to love...

Don'tTouchMyAntlers: WE 

Don'tTouchMyAntlers: ARE NOT

Don'tTouchMyAntlers: ON

Don'tTouchMyAntlers: A

Don'tTouchMyAntlers: FUCKING

Don'tTouchMyAntlers: SHITTY

Don'tTouchMyAntlers: DATE!!!!!!

Koto: Ah. So you don't deny that you are with him at the moment. Also, you are contradicting yourself you realize that yes?

benderbitch: I think I just heard his phone get shattered on the ground. 

messyhoe: We can just buy him a new one, no sweat 

messyhoe: (Or just ask sensei to get him a new one)

Bleacher: If I'm not wrong doesn't he go through a new phone like at least every few weeks?

taru-sama: I feel bad for sensei 🤣

Koto: You don't sound sorry...

Koto: Also Inei I can hear you cackling through the walls. Please stop I don't want to have nightmares especially after I woke up to too many of you and Aoyama doing who-knows-what in the dead of night just laughing and sparkling

s: ohoHOHOHOHO?

taru-sama: Got anything to say for yourself inEI?

Bambi: So sweet! Two couples, two people in our class have already found boyfriends >v< !

messyhoe: Whatchu talkin about i ain't have any boyfried

BEEleiber: Speaking of boyfriends 

BEEleiber: I'm trying to have a good fucking hangout session with MY boyfriend and I don't appreciate you guys blowing up my phone with notifs y'know

taru-sama: pfffft

s: pfffft

messyhoe: pfffffFFFT-

salty_wave_bean: u ave a bf wow

BEEleiber: Is that so fucking unbelievable??!

messyhoe: Sorry dude but yeah it is I know for a fact you're single as hELL-

salty_wave_bean: tank godnes any more vouples and i mifth hav to borro2 yamis usermame and bleAch my eyes

Bambi: Eryu are you okay??? Your typing is super erratic!

salty_wave_bean: ty[ingisnt m string skilk

salty_wave_bean: alsp im seeioos

messyhoe: Don't hate us just 'cause you're jelly that you don't have a wonderful bf, hun~ 😘

taru-sama: Not yet he doesn't 😏

salty_wave_bean: 2 words tf

BEEleiber: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!

benderbitch: wow. you guys just wow.

Koto: Inei I told you to stop your cackling please Taru help me out here-

Bambi: I don't get what's so funny???

s: Don't worry my sweet friend <3

s: Just some boys being dumb <3

messyhoe: OI

BEEleiber: OI

taru-sama: Hey!

s: *le shrug* I wanna protect kals innocent and naivety what can I say? <3

salty_wave_bean: Gods typing is a NIGHTMARE

messyhoe: For you that is. (sorry not really sorry)

salty_wave_bean: F you. Anyways what the heck were you guys talking about earlier stop confusing me

salty_wave_bean: Just to clear things up I am single and I don't plan on dating until a lot a lot later.

Bleacher: so to clarify it's still in your head?

salty_wave_bean: I guess but it sounds weird when you say it like that. 

Bambi: Awww Kaiyo your bees are buzzing harmoniously! It sounds so nice! Even though... I can't tell if you're angry or happy because you're expressionless right now... 

[EDIT: Sorry I keep getting Inei and Kaiyo mixed up for some weird reason! Fixed it! It was originally meant to be Kaiyo as you can tell from the bees and such!]

BEEleiber: Let's just move on...

BEEleiber: What happened to your shit typing earlier Eryu?

salty_wave_bean: I found out how to transfer the groupchat from my phone onto my computer so I can type quicker. All of you guys type way too fast how, it's almost impossible to keep up with you people

(Daichi sensei has entered the chat!)

Daichi sensei: Do I want to know why Hokori has just come up to me and demanded for a new phone

messyhoe: oh shiiiit he went to the teacher- 🤭 😉

Daichi sensei: ... I assume that means no 

Daichi sensei: That is if I want to keep my sanity alive

(Daichi sensei has put the chat on silent mode!)

(Don'tTouchMyAntlers has re-entered the chat!)

taru-sama: You're back! How was your 'hangout session'? 😏

Don'tTouchMyAntlers: It was... fucking fine.

Koto: He's lying (sorry)

BEEleiber: I could hear them whisper soft nothings to each other from miles away 😏

Don'tTouchMyAntlers: BE TR A YAL 

Don'tTouchMyAntlers: Kaiyo I thought I could trust you my dearest beloved bestie!! 

BEEleiber: ... I am shivering. Somehow that was creepy...

Don'tTouchMyAntlers: I don't want that shit coming from you, the one who sits and stares at people doing their thing all the time 😑

BEEleiber: Wha-! I don't fucking-!

Bambi: Actually... I think I did see you peeping out from behind the door and watching me while I drew... ^ ^' I'm sorry... but I would greatly appreciate it if you stopped that...

benderbitch: The only reason why I didn't jump out of my skin and lose that video game I was doing was because I noticed your bees buzzing while you were sTARING FROM BEHIND THE DOOR

BEEleiber: Well-! I have good reasons-

salty_wave_bean: I have video footage of the number of times I've literally seen you just staring at me while I read and react.

taru-sama: Oh well I'm SURE there's a good reason behind THAT one

taru-sama: But yeah sorry not sorry dude I've caught you watching me while I figure out a new rubix cube or somethin

Don'tTouchMyAntlers: i REST my FUCKING CASE.

Bleacher: Kaiyo please

Bleacher: If you become another Mineta I will not hesitate to attack you

Bleacher: With full force

Bambi: Excuse me, what is wrong with Mineta-chan?

Bleacher: 😐

Koto: . . . Ah, well . . .

taru-sama: 😑

s: 😑

salty_wave_bean: 😑

BEEleiber: 🤦

Don'tTouchMyAntlers: 🤦

Bleacher: Should I get out the security footage?

s: dearest kal... have you ever talked to the girls of class 1-A?

Bambi: ? Of course? They're very sweet <3

s: have you ever asked them about mineta or what they think of him

Bambi: . . . 

Bambi: OH!

Don'tTouchMyAntlers: Ah, I sense a moment of revelation.

Bambi: Yeah, sorry guys, I'm not going to try and excuse his actions... he's actually a pretty decent guy when you get past his perverted nature!

salty_wave_bean: I can justify her statement as 1. I was there when she lectured him strongly and 2. They are drawing buddies.

Bambi: ERYU-

benderbitch: That's actually... kind of surprising (?)

s: honey if he ever tries to make a move-

Bambi: Don't worry if he tries to make a move rest assured I can handle him on my own ;)

Koto: We're always here for you!!!

Bambi: <3

messyhoe: We have now gone from talking about romance to daichi sensei's slowly lost sanity to girls sticking up for girls... HAHAHA HOW THAT'S SO RANDOM

messyhoe: Not that I'm complaining! 

taru-sama: It is beautiful 😊 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

Daichi sensei: So sorry to interrupt your little session of whatever this is, but-

messyhoe: Hey I have a great RANDOM idea! let's hook Daichi sensei up with somebody!!

taru-sama: Oooo YES >:)

Daichi sensei: Excuse me?

messyhoe: You need to find a guy or a gal, sensei!

Daichi sensei: Are you kidding me? I'm already tired 24/7 because of you guys I don't think I need to deal with romance and drama right now

BEEleiber: Harsh but true. (I still think it's weird that my commander bee has the same freaking name as you...) 

Daichi sensei: As I was saying training is going to begin soon so hurry it up.

Bleacher: Wait but I thought there was no training today?

Daichi sensei: Extra practice if you want to be heroes you have to be prepared for extra grueling training.

Daichi sensei: Don't even think about complaining just move it to Ground Beta.

(Daichi sensei has left the chat)

Bambi: See you there guys!

Don'tTouchMyAntlers: See you

salty_wave_bean: See you

taru-sama: See you very soon!! >w<

s: Please don't repeat the same thing over and over again PLEASE

Koto: Okay :)

Bleacher: :)

(9 users have left the chat)

BEEleiber: I still think it's weird that my commander bee has the same freaking name as Daichi sensei.

(BEEleiber has left the chat.)

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Anywho, that's about it! Hahaha *scratches head nervously* Welll er tell me your thoughts, if I portrayed your OC wrong I apologize sincerely-this was mainly for fun! (I might actually consider doing more textfics...)

Peace out,

-A.A.C.