Do What Ever You Want

Dragonlight: Hello! Welcome back to the show called United StarClan and Dark Forest! Today's cats will be... Snowkit and Antpelt!

Snowkit: Hello

Antpelt: (Teleports just before a swipe)

Dragonlight: (Puts tree in front of Antpelt

Antpelt: (Claw-graffitis the tree) Hey!

Dragonlight: (Gives Antpelt hay)

Antpelt: Really...

Dragonlight: I would give you some really but I don't have any.

Antpelt: What am I here for anyway?

Dragonlight: For.... UNITE STARCLAN AND DARK FOREST!!! Today, I am showing two cats. Welcome... Antpelt! (Light focuses on Antpelt) and Snowkit! (Light focuses on Snowkit) Bye! (Dragonlight teleports to a control room in the sky)

Snowkit: Hi

Antpelt: . . . Hi?

Snowkit: Hi

Antpelt: . . . Hello?

Snowkit: (Crying) Why won't you say hi?!?!

Antpelt I DID!!!

Snowkit: (Crying harder) Only mommy and Dragonstar say hi!

Antpelt: How?

Snowkit: (Sign language) Sign language

Antpelt: Say hi!!!

Snowkit: (Sign language) Hi

Antpelt: TALK TO ME!!!

Snowkit: (Sign language) I am

Antpelt: COME ON DRAGONLIGHT!!!

Dragonlight: Hmm?

Antpelt: TEACH ME SIGN LANGUAGE!!!

Dragonlight: The process of learning sign language requires lots of things to learn. Are you up for it?

Antpelt: YESSS!!!

Dragonlight: (Sign language) Can you please get the sacrifice machine, Snowkit?

Snowkit: (Sign language) Got it!

(The sacrifice machine eats Antpelt)

Dragonlight: Yay! Antpelt is gone!

Sacrifice Machine: ANT!!! (Throws up Antpelt)

Antpelt: Kill me now...

Dragonlight: Hmmm... Put on this cap.

(Antpelt puts the sign language cap on)

Dragonlight: (Sign language) What is your wish?

Antpelt: (Sign language muttering) Kill me now...

Snowkit: (Kills Antpelt)

Dragonlight: Yay! I get my salary now! All tips are welcome!

Audience: (Clapping and Cheering) YAY!!! WE LOVE YOU DRAGONLIGHT!!! (Throwing billions of dollars)

Director Cat: Cut, Cut, Cut!!! Make them FRIENDS!!!

Dragonlight: At the beginning of the next episode, there will be a sacrifice! Vote on the sacrifice that will be held!

Hello! This book has been updated with a semi-long chapter of around 300 words! The voting thing is actually true if I have at least 5 people voting! If not, I'll just sacrifice someone in the book! >:D
~Draco