And then, after months of not posting anything, I changed format because I can.

"Gosh mom, stop oppressing my life!" Fallen Leaves yowled at his mother.

His mother, Forgotten Name, promptly z-snapped in his face. "CHILD I AM YOUR MOTHER AND I SAY NO."

"You know what, I don't care, I'm a rebellious teenager so I'mma do what I want anyways."

"YOUR MOTHER IS RIGHT AND YOU'LL DIE, I'M OLD SO I KNOW THESE THINGS!" Old Cat cried.

"I don't care!"

"IT'LL RAIN!"

"Still don't care."

"YOU'LL DROWN!"

"Whatevs, old man."

"CATS HAVE DIED LIKE THIS BEFORE!"

"OH MY GOSH OLD CAT YOU ACT LIKE I CARE." Without further ado, Fallen Leaves turned and fled into the tunnels. "See you after I've become a man!"

"THIS ISN'T BROTHER BEAR YOU TWERP."

Fallen Leaves ignored this hateful remark and entered the dark. Then there was a time skip because laziness.

"Wuzzat? Sounds like somebody's having a pool party WITHOUT ME!" The rushing sound filled his ears and then suddenly-- "HOLY JAYFEATHER'S STICK THAT'S A LOT OF WATER."

The water caught up with him and he flailed around a lot. He managed to resurface for one last remark: "LET YOU ALL TAKE A POSITIVE MESSAGE AWAY FROM THIS; I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MY MOTHERRRRRR."

Epilogue:

"Why the HECK do I have to stay here FOREVER now?!?!? DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE?!?!?"

Some bald cat came out of nowhere. "PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES."

"But in the books I didn't deserve this!"

"WHATEVER. CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT REASONS."