Willowthorn: *walks into camp*

Romanstreak: Hey Willowthorn! Did you know that your fur looks like thorms?!

Willowthorn: *gasps and runs to nearby mirror* *wails* IT DOES LOOK LIKE THORNS!!!!

Romanstreak: *le laughing and falls on the ground* 

Scorchpaw: Romanstreak, what are you doing?

Romanstreak: *stands up and faces Scorchpaw* Did you know that your very annoying?

Scorchpaw: *sniffles and wails* ITS TRUE!!!!! *runs off crying*

LATER

All the cats of Deerclan, Flareclan, Rushingclan, and Darkclan: *crying because Romanstreak told them the truth about them* 

Romanstreak: *is still laughing* What can I say? I always tell the truth! *farts a rainbow*