I got this idea from CMLSC7 spoof book! Read it if you haven't already!

1) Say Flarey

2) Being Called A Girl. Cause he sorta looks like a she cat

3) Biting Turtles

4) Scream NOODLES into his ear over and over again

5) Steal his iPhone

6) Yell HAMMER twenty times

7) Unannounced Leaving

8) Calling him Flareflare

9) Scream Doors

10) Sing the song Everything Is Awesome from the Lego Movie