Bluestar: "I don't wanna be mates with you Thrushpelt."

Thrushpelt: "okay"

Mapleshade&Ashfur: "THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!!!!!!"

Bluestar: "Sorry, these are not your kits. Please keep this secret."

Thrushpelt: "I love them with my life, and will care for them as if they're my own."

Mapleshade&Ashfur: "THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Later* 

Bumblestripe: *Is being a weird sicko creep to Dovewing*

Mapleshade&Ashfur: "Yes! Yes! Go On!!!" 

This is an original spoof please give credit before using.