Squirrelpaw: "Did you know that certain types of squirrels can fly?"

Firestar: "When StarClan cats can come back to life."

Cinderheart: "Am I a joke to you?"

*Time For Squirrelpaw's Warrior Ceremony*

Firestar: "...Then by the powers of StarClan, I give you your warrior name. Squirrelpaw, from this moment on you will be known as..."

Firestar: "You will be know as...."

Firestar: "ummmmmmm....." *remembers Squirrelpaw's fun fact from earlier*

Firestar: "You will be known as Squirrelflight! StarClan honors your enthusiasm and compassion, and we welcome you as a full warrior of Thunderclan!!!!!"

Hope you liked that!! It wasn't really long, it was quite short actually. But it was better than nothing. As usual, this spoof belongs to me so please ask before using it. And, I know, I know, I know. Cinderheart wasn't even born when Squirrelflight was an apprentice, but--. Just roll with it!! I really like the joke. Anyway, remember to VOTE, COMMENT, and SHARE with book to others!!!

-Shade