Firestar: "Hey blog!! Many of you are asking why I can't keep Thunderclan together. Well there is a very simple answer to that. Thunderclan is crazy!!!!!!"

*Background noise of cats rioting*

Firestar: "My clan is excpecting me to attack Windclan because they are stealing prey! They have no evidence except that Windclan scent is found over the border and there is remains of prey with Windclan scent on it on our side of the border! My clan call THAT evidence! Can you believe it!"

Firestar: "They also expect me to attack Shadowclan for crossing the border! Don't they like peace! I mean Shadowclan only crossed onto our borders, its not like they hunted on our land or something."

Thornclaw: "There is prey on our land filled with Shadowclan scent!"

Firestar: *nervously laughs*

Firestar: "At least they didn't harm any of our warriors"

Thornclaw: "I forgot to inform that Whitewing was injured by a Shadowclan warrior!"

Firestar: *Nervously laughs*

Mousefur: "All cats gather around for a clan meet."

Firestar: "I better go, Mousefur just called a clan meeting! I better attend like a loyal warrior. I hope you agree that my clan is crazy, bye!!"

This is an original spoof, so I hope you like it!! Mousefur's meeting does actually happen, even though she isn't a leader. Also, this is based on my personal opinion. I believe that Firestar is too soft on other clans. Feel free to have your own opinions. C:

~Shade