Taking Names Literally

Applefur: I have apples in my fur! o.o (horse comes to eat Applefur) AHH! GO AWAY, HORSE! NOOO! *runs*

Archeye: My eye is an arch... ._. (mouse tries to walk on it) GO AWAY, MOUSE! Get off my eye!!! D: *paws at mouse and falls over*

Ashheart: MY HEART IS TURNING TO ASH! AHHH! HELP! *heart turns to ash, but Ashheart is alive* Wait what? I have an ASH HEART???

Barkface: My face is...barking? Tree bark? What? *face barks* Well then...

Beetlewhisker: GET IT OFF ME! BEETLES! AH! NO! MY WHISKERS! *runs around*

Berryheart: My heart is a fruit! D: (mouse leaves Archeye and goes to Berryheart) Go away, mouse! *runs away*

Birchface: My face is a tree. ^.___.^ <--cat poker face

Cherryfall: Am I a cherry that fell or am I going to be a cherry to fall? O.O *contemplating future events*

Cherrytail: Is my tail a cherry? *chases tail to see if it is a cherry*

Beetlenose: GET IT OFF ME! BEETLES ON MY NOSE! NOOO! *runs around*

Copperpaw: My paws are copper... *can't walk* I can't move!!

Crowclaw: I have crows for my claws...*paws fly away* Nevermind.

Daisytail: My tail is a daisy! *chases tail*

Eeltail: OH YEAH? WELL MY TAIL IS AN EEL! EEK! *runs around*

Heavystep: Are you calling me fat, mom?! *angry cat face* >:(

Leafpool: I'm a leaf in a pool?? What?? 

Fireheart: MY HEART IS ON FIRE!!! AHHH! HEARTBURN! *loses a life* Just kidding, I became leader. :D

Crookedjaw: Ha! My name makes sense! :)

Brokentail: MY TAIL ISN'T EVEN BROKEN! WHY DID YOU NAME ME THIS, YELLOWFANG?! D:<

Yellowfang: Cuz I got bad teeth. Deal with it. *puts on sunglasses* *cue CSI "YEEEAAAAAH"*

Spottedleaf: Am I a leaf that's spotted? o.o *confused*

Dustpelt: My pelt is dusty. Am I that kid from the Peanuts comic? (Dusty kid from Peanuts comic: No I am!)

Sandstorm: DARUDE MY NAME! DARUDE MY NAME! *plays Darude Sandstorm*

Squirrelflight: I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYY! I'M A SQUIRREL IN THE SKYYYY! DON'T MESS WITH MY TAILLLL! CUZ I'M A FURRY GINGER SQUIRRELLLL! *falls off tree branch* I'm okay!

Jayfeather: *is a jay's feather* *drifts in the wind* *flies away to space* Well mouse-dung. 

Dovewing: *is a dove's wing* *drifts in the wind* *flies away to space with Jayfeather* Hi, Jayfeather! :D (Jayfeather: Nooooo! D:)

Lionblaze: *is a lion on fire* AHHHH!

Stormfur: IT'S STORMING WHEREVER I GO! (It storms)

Rainstorm: Oh really? *sings "It's Raining Tomcats" with a leaf on a stick in her paw like an umbrella*

Hollyleaf: *is a holly leaf* *is on a holly bush* *is not noticed* :( 

Berrynose: My nose is a berry. (mouse tries to eat Berrynose's nose) Why couldn't I be Berrystumpytail?! *runs around trying to get mouse off*

Ferncloud: I'm a fern...on a cloud? *confused*

Cloudtail: WELL MY TAIL IS A CLOUD! *floats away*

Daisy: Daisy me runnin' day hatin'. *rolls on ground*

Ashfur: MY FUR IS FALLING APART! AHH HELP ME! *disappears in the wind*

Silverstream: *is a silver river* What...even....what...?

Lionheart: My heart is a lion. o.o

Bluefur: MY FUR IS BLUE! I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S BLUE! LOOK AT IT! BLUE! :D

Snowfur: My fur is snow...*falls on ground like snow* Well...now I'm snow.

Thistleclaw: Haha! Oh wait, my claw is a flower. o.o *holds up claw* I can't be awesome anymore! D:

Adderfang: I have poisonous fangs...now I can't eat or else I'll be poisoned. :(

Onewhisker: I have one whisker...okay....*bumps into tree because he doesn't have enough whiskers to sense things*

Talltail: My tail is tall...Is this a glitch? Oh wait, this isn't a video game...

Brambleclaw: My claw is a bramble...Ow.

Goldenflower: *is a golden flower*

Redtail: My tail is red! :D

Bluestar and Redtail: COLOR BUDDIES! :D

Redtail: Wait, doesn't that mean we are purple together?

Bluestar: ....uh....*steps away from Redtail awkwardly*

Oakheart: My heart is oak...

Longtail: My tail is too long.....I WHIP MY TAIL BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY TAIL BACK AND FORTH! :D

Littlelcloud: *is a little cloud*

Flametail: My tail is on fire!!! Help me!!! Littlecloud?! 

Littlecloud: *is still a little cloud*

Flametail: Noooo!



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