Sorry I havent updated this in a while. When school is out, Ill update this a LOT more often. This book takes me a long time to make! So on with the show! X3

Wildclaw: WELCOME TO WARRIORS DARE SHOW!!!!

Mossfrost: We are starting out with a dare from @BusyBee28 !!

Wildclaw: The dare is, oh wait, where's Blackflare?

*crickets*

Mossfrost: Whelp! He aint coming-

Blackflare: *falls from the sky, landing on Mossfrost* HAII EVERYONE!!!

Mossfrost: URF!!! Blackflare, get OFF!! *shoves Blackflare into Wildclaw*

Wildclaw: HEY!! I dont want it! *shoves Blackflare back at Mossfrost*

Blackflare: I have a NAME you know! And Im a dude!

Mossfrost: ANYWAYS, lets hear the dare!

Blackflare: The dare is to "Eat 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Cookies"

Wildclaw: I VOLTMETER AS TRIBUTE!!!!

Mossfrost: *facepaw* Its 'volunteer', nincompoop.

Blackflare: Did you know a nincompoop is a blabbering baby?

Wildclaw: REALLY?!?!!? OOHHH!!!

Mossfrost: Well, it is also a foolish or stupid person...

Blackflare: Same thing :3

Wildclaw: ONTO DA DARE!!!

*100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 cookies appears*

Mossfrost: GO WILDEH!!!!

Wildclaw: *swallows 'all' the cookies*

Mossfrost: Wow...That just happened-

Blackflare: WAIT!!! You forgot this one! *holds up a tiny cookie, about the size of a claw tip*

Wildclaw: *sobs* NO MOMMEH!!! NO MORE!!!

Mossfrost: It really doesnt matter Blackfla-

Blackflare: *shoves cookie down Wildclaw's throught*

Wildclaw: .....*barfs on Blackflare*

Blackflare: AARRRGHHH!!!!!

Mossfrost: ...HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR DISH IS HILARIOUSL!!!! YOU HAVE TO LOOK IN DA MIRROR, BLACKFLARE, ITS JUST, HAAA!!!!!*rolls on the floor laughing*

Blackflare: *narrows eyes* Nice, very nice. *looks into mirror* Im gunna go take a poop.

Wildclaw: HAVE FUN!!!

Blackflare: *rolls eyes and storms away*

Mossfrost: Hehehehe...Our next dare is from @helloilovecats !!

Wildclaw: She says to "Run into Jayfeather's den and refuse to move. Sing Miley Cyrsu's Wrecking Ball. Do the same in Tallstar, Blackstar, Leaopardstar, and Firestar's dens."

Mossfrost: This is gunna be good >:3

*in Jayfeather's den*

Jayfeather: Oh Wildclaw, whadya doing now?!

Wildclaw: Dish aint your book today, this is the dare show book!

Jayfeather: Oh no, even worse!!

Wildclaw: Oh, dont worry! Today aint bad! If fact, today is your day!

Jayfeather: Oh really? YAY!!!

Wildclaw: *completely out of tune, voice scratchy* I CAME IN LIKE A WREEECKING BAAALLL!!!!

Jayfeather: AARRGHHHH!!!!!

Wildclaw: I NEVER HIT SO HAAARD IN LOOOVVEEE!!!!

Jayfeather: MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOP!!!!

Wildclaw: I JUST WANTED TO...I forgot the rest.

Jayfeather: *kicks Wildclaw out of his den*

Mossfrost: *watching from the studio's tv screen* My friends are weird :3 *eating popcorn*

Blackflare: Im back!

Mossfrost: You just missed Wildeh's show.

Blackflare: Aww, really?!?

Mossfrost: Yup, but there are still four more left. One for Firestar, Leopardstar, Onestar, and Blackstar.

Blackflare: COOL!!! *pulls up a chair, sees popcorn* Can I haave some??

Mossfrost: NO, get your own!

Blackflare: >:( *takes a pawfull of popcorn from Mossfrost*

Mossfrost: HEY!!! *claws Blackflare's face, spills popcorn* URGH, NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!!

Blackflare: OH LOOK!!! *points to tv screen*

*in Firestar's den*

Firestar: What is it you wanted to report to me about?

Wildclaw: ....I CAME IN LIKE A WREECKING BAAALLLL!!!!!!

Firestar: 0-o?

Wildclaw: I NEVER HIT SO HAAARD IN LOOVVEE!!!!

Firestar: *confuzzilization*

Wildclaw: ALL I WANTED WAS TO SOMETHIN SOOMME!!!!

Firestar: *slaps Wildclaw*

Wildclaw: O-O WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO MEAN!?!?!?!?

Firestar: *even more confuzzled*

Wildclaw: SOME DAY, ILL BE, LIVING IN A BIG OL' CIITY. AND ALL YOULL EVER GUNNA BE IS MEAN!!!!

Firestar: *kicks Wildclaw out of his den*

Moss and Black: HARHARHARHARHARHAR!!!!!

*in Leopardstar's den*

Wildclaw: I CAME IN LIKE A-

Leopardstar: *kicks Wildclaw out of her den*

Mossfrost: Who made dirt in her fresh kill?

*In Blackstar's den*

Wildclaw: I CAME IN LIKE A WREECKING BAALL!!!!

Blackstar: LOOK AT ME IM WHITE AND NERDY!!!

Wildclaw: O-o? *walks away slowly*

*in Onestar's den*

Wildclaw: I CAME IN LIKE A WREEECKING BAAALL!!!

Onestar: ......SHE WEARS SHORT SKIRTS I WEAR T-SHIRTS SHE'S CHEER CAPTAIN AND I AM ON THE BLEACHERS!!!!

Wildclaw: 0-0....???

Onestar: DREAMING BOUT THE DAY WHEN YOU WAKE UP AND FIND THAT WHAT YOU'RE, LOOKING FOR HAS BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME!!!

Wildclaw: *tries to walk away slowly*

Onestar: *hugs Wildclaw* YOU BELONG WITH *screeches* MEEE!!!!!!

Wildclaw: *runs away*

*back at the studio*

Mossfrost: Oh dang...Onestar's crazy...

Blackflare: Yeahh.....

Moss & Black: HARHARHARHARHARHAR!!!!!

Wildclaw: *appears in the studio* IM BAACKK!!!!

Mossfrost: NEXT DARE!!!

Blackflare: Our next dare is from @Fourswordsfoxy556 !!

Wildclaw: The dare is "To gray stripe and long tail I dare you to play five nights at Freddy's"

*a ghost cat flew through the studio, dropping Graystripe and Longtail*

Blaclflare: ARGHHH!!!! A GHOST!!!! *runs around like a dope*

Wildclaw: THANKS MOONPAW!!!!

Moonpaw: *nods and smiles* (is this good with you, Moonpaw_Dusk ?)

Graystripe: Uhh....Hello?

Longtail: I dont like dish....

Blackflare: Just shut up and play this, *hands both of them an iPad with the game Five Nights At Freddys*

Graystripe: OOHHH THIS LOOKS INTERAUSTIN!!!!!!

Longtail: DISH IS BOOTYFUL!!

Mossfrost: Wait for it...

*two minutes later*

Graystripe: AAAARRGHHHHHHFPLFFF *throws iPad across the room* THE BUNNY!!!! THE BUNNY!!!

Longtail: MEERREP!!!! *throws iPad at Graystripe's face* THE DUCK, THE DUCK!!!!!

Graystripe: That was a chicken.

Longtail: No, it was a duck.

Graystripe: Chicken!

Longtail: Duck!

Graystripe: CHICKEN!!!!

Longtail: DUCK!!!!

Wildclaw: SHUT UP!!! YOU ARE BOTH DUCKS!!!

Mossfrost: Actually, it looks like a chicken.

Wildclaw: Actually, I dont care. The game's fun.

Graystripe: Actually-

Wildclaw: NO *throws Graystripe and Longtail into Lava Dog Pit*

Blackflare: .......NEXT DARE :D

Mossfrost: Well be back after a short break!