Wildclaw: WEEELCOMMMEE TO DA WARRIOR CATS DARE SHOW!!!!

Blackflare: WE AINT GOT NO DARE, SO WE MADE DEM UP!!!!!!

Mossfrost: Okay, so, Wildclaw needs to go on a date with Rockjaw!

Wildclaw: WHAT!?

Blackflare: Yeah, Wildclaw has to do dat no matter what!

Mossfrost: No lava dogs! Just Rockjaw!

Wildclaw: But-but-but-

Blackflare: ANYWAYS, lets get dis ova with! *shoves Wildclaw in a room where Rockjaw is waiting*

Mossfrost: ...Why you gotta be so rude!

Blackflare: Dont you know Im a cat too!

Mossfrost: ...You're a twit.

Blackflare: Well flare is my black.

Mossfrost: ...So, lets see how the two love-birds are doing.

Blackflare: Ok! ...But, they are love-cats!

Mossfrost: Whatever. *presses remote button and a giant tv screen turns on with Rockjaw and Wildclaw in front of each other, unsure what to do*

Blackflare: Here, lemme do dis. *presses another button and Rockjaw and Wildclaw starts making out with each other*

Mossfrost: 0_0

Blackflare: :3

Mossfrost:... ANYWAYS, dats da end.

Blackflare: BABA!!!