It was a full moon that night.

The Clans were gathered at the island, catching up with eachother and sharing news. All were oblivious to what was happening at the moonpool.

All, that is, but the blind medicine cat, Jayfeather.

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*giant white burst of light followed by a sparkly cloud of poof*

Jayfeather: WOAH BISHWAAAAT

*five strange cats appear*

Winter: QIBLI GET OFF OF ME WHY DONT YOU

Moon: lets all just get alo-

Qibli, Winter: NOH

Umber: I STAND FOR QIBLI

Kinkajou: I STAND FOR GLORY

Qibli: wh-what

Umber: *thinks: AAA HE TALKED I WANT HIM HIS VOICE IS SO SEXY (AN: sorry i ship these two so much)*

Moon: *glances between the two of them waiting for them to kiss*

Jayfeather: do you, uh, wanna explain wHAT IN STARCLANS NAME YOURE DOING BACK HERE I KICKED YOU OUT

Kinkajou: *walks up to deathberry bush* OOH WHATS THIS FRUIT

Jayfeather: NONONONO- *shoves her away*

Kinkajou: but its fruit...

Moon: you'll get by.

Kinkajou: IF I CANT HAVE FRUIT THEN IMMA DIE

Winter: YOU'LL LIVE...

Kinkajou: *dies*

Moon: *cries* KINKAJOOOUUUUUUU

Winter: *thinks: i wanna comfort Moon but I hATE THAT RAINWING*

Jayfeather: *kicks them all out of the universe* I DONT CARE IF I'M BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL, BUT THE AUTHOR IS LAZY AND NEEDS A QUICK ENDING AND SHE ALSO WANTS TO SAY THAT SHE KNOWS SHE IS A HYPOCRITE

Me: *bows deeply* Thhhhank you.