[This chapter is set during Fire and Ice when Fireheart and Graystripe are going to bring back WindClan]

Graystripe: RiverClan! *hides with Fireheart*

Fireheart: wait what are you hiding for *is standing out in sight of RiverClan*

Graystripe: *looks next to him, Fireheart is gone* FIREHEART! How'd you get out there?

Fireheart: *ignoring Graystripe* HEYO RIVERCLANZ

Graystripe: *hisses* GET DOWN

Random RiverClan cat: OH HEWO FIRHURT AND GRRSTRRP

Fireheart: *waves like aladdin from magi* *laughs adorably*

Graystripe: *stares at Fireheart like he's a deranged murderer*

Fireheart: BYEBYE WIVERCWAN

RiverClan warrior from before: BAI FIRHURT

Fireheart: TELL BOOSTAR I SAYD HI *turns to Graystripe* and that, my friend, is how it is done.

Graystripe: waitwhat

Forehead: Why getting rid of enemy patrols of course! *randomly grows mustache and suddenly has a monocle and top hat* *british accent* MY FRIEND WE HAVE SUCCEEDED

Graystripe: in what...?

Fireheart: IN SUCCEEDING *Armstrong sparkles that have passed down through generations*

Graystripe: -.-

Fureheart: (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))

Graystripe: okay we're getting you to Yellowfang you are lEGALLY INSANR

Forehead: *quiet voice* well so are you my friend

AND A SILENCE CONTINUED FOR SEVERAL DAYS WHILE GRAYSTRIPE PONDERED THE GREATEST QUESTION KNOWN TO CLANKIND: IS IT GRAYSTRIPE

OR GREYSTRIPE.

DUBDUNTHUN

Several days later...

Tallstar: *spots Fireheart* JAKE I MEAN FIRESATR I MEAN FIREHEART

Fireheart: ?

Tallstar: JAAAAKIE-POO ITS YOU MY LOVE I MEAN FRIEND

Fireheart: see tallstar says it too

Greystripe: NO ONE SAYS MY FRIEND. ITS AWKWARD AND WEIRD.

Deadfoot: calm yo titties graystrip

Graystripe: THATS NOT MY NAME

Tornear: IS IT GREYSTRIPE

Greystripe: I-

Tornear: OR

.

..

...

GRAYSTRIPE

Graystripe: i

dON'T

fUCKING

kNOW

Fireheart: GREYSTRIP WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE

Greystripe: MY NAME IS GREYSTRIPE

Ashfoot: or is it graystripe

Graystripe: AGHAGHAHGAHGHAGHAGHAGH

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A/N: Aw! Poor Gre(a)ystripe! No one knows